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Rebekah
@bumblebitch96.bsky.social
· Jan 31
See if I married Henry the 8th, I would want to be one of the ones that pissed him off so much I was beheaded
I fear the sixth sense is becoming my new little women
September 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I fear the sixth sense is becoming my new little women
Rewatching the eras tour and i completely forgot she went from all too well to the 1. Gal give me a minute to blow my nose and catch my breath jesus fuck
June 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Rewatching the eras tour and i completely forgot she went from all too well to the 1. Gal give me a minute to blow my nose and catch my breath jesus fuck
I’m so glad I live alone because I just ran into my living room exactly like Jack sparrow in pirates of the Caribbean and I don’t think anyone would love me again if they witnessed it
June 22, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I’m so glad I live alone because I just ran into my living room exactly like Jack sparrow in pirates of the Caribbean and I don’t think anyone would love me again if they witnessed it
I wish so much that i could watch movies in two times speed but i also know it wouldn’t work bc I respect movies too much but like movie too slow brain go zoom
June 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I wish so much that i could watch movies in two times speed but i also know it wouldn’t work bc I respect movies too much but like movie too slow brain go zoom
I am so tired but also not tired enough to sleep and I’m working 6 million hours tomorrow. When will I meet a rich old guy with a cough who wants to bestow his fortune on me
May 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I am so tired but also not tired enough to sleep and I’m working 6 million hours tomorrow. When will I meet a rich old guy with a cough who wants to bestow his fortune on me
I am watching season two of secret lives of Mormon wives and I’m on episode two and I genuinely despise Taylor’s entire family they are horrible people
May 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I am watching season two of secret lives of Mormon wives and I’m on episode two and I genuinely despise Taylor’s entire family they are horrible people
Doctors need to get a grip
May 16, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Doctors need to get a grip
I am in so much pain how in the fuck am I meant to do things like this
May 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I am in so much pain how in the fuck am I meant to do things like this
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The bus that I’m on just shut its doors and about 2 seconds later a girl knocked on the door. The bus driver just laughed like a maniac and started driving. Wtf is up with the power trip these cunts have?
May 7, 2025 at 7:28 AM
The bus that I’m on just shut its doors and about 2 seconds later a girl knocked on the door. The bus driver just laughed like a maniac and started driving. Wtf is up with the power trip these cunts have?
Why are mattresses so goddamn expensive like all I’m asking is to not break my back but in order to do so I must break the bank?
May 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Why are mattresses so goddamn expensive like all I’m asking is to not break my back but in order to do so I must break the bank?
I am EXHAUSTED however if I sleep I will need to wake up and work. But if I don’t go to sleep, work will still eventually roll around even if I’m just a sleepy girl. So many big decisions to make.
May 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I am EXHAUSTED however if I sleep I will need to wake up and work. But if I don’t go to sleep, work will still eventually roll around even if I’m just a sleepy girl. So many big decisions to make.
Told my manager I have had pms for 3 weeks and he looked me dead in the eye and told me it was depression
April 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Told my manager I have had pms for 3 weeks and he looked me dead in the eye and told me it was depression
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This is Dino. He saw you with that hot dog bun. Tried to get away but tripped over his own ears. 12/10 he has a family
April 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This is Dino. He saw you with that hot dog bun. Tried to get away but tripped over his own ears. 12/10 he has a family
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Eight year old: Who is the pope?
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
April 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Eight year old: Who is the pope?
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
Growing as a person means crying at different stages of little women depending on what stage of depression you’re currently at.
April 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Growing as a person means crying at different stages of little women depending on what stage of depression you’re currently at.
When will the insurmountable wall of sadness end I have simply had enough
April 22, 2025 at 10:09 AM
When will the insurmountable wall of sadness end I have simply had enough
Being forced to work while your life crumbles around you is a very fun layer of capitalism
April 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Being forced to work while your life crumbles around you is a very fun layer of capitalism
I have finally won at therapy
April 18, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I have finally won at therapy
For someone who has a fear of abandonment, and is terrified of upsetting people, I sure do make a lot of stupid fucking decisions
April 17, 2025 at 6:16 AM
For someone who has a fear of abandonment, and is terrified of upsetting people, I sure do make a lot of stupid fucking decisions
Turns out I enjoy horror movies way more when my brain is bad because honestly things cannot get much worse and I’m so much less jumpy
April 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Turns out I enjoy horror movies way more when my brain is bad because honestly things cannot get much worse and I’m so much less jumpy
I feel like I would benefit from an exorcism
April 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I feel like I would benefit from an exorcism