Burger Fairy
banner
burgerfairy.bsky.social
Burger Fairy
@burgerfairy.bsky.social
Just a boy standing in front of an Internet asking it to love him
Lethal Weapon but recasting Mel Gibson With Kermit the Frog. You can't deny that would be amazing.
Pick a movie that could have been great. Recast ONE role to fix it.

Mine is "The Godfather- Part 3," recasting Sophia Coppola (great director, but should not have been given this role) with Jennifer Jason Leigh.
October 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"worried about splitting my ganache" - aren't we all mate #gbbo
September 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Also a lot nicer to visit.
September 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
One picture from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura.
January 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The emotional tightrope between supporting a team and playing #fpl. And they say men aren't complex.
I simultaneously want Havertz to score a hatrick and want Arsenal to drop points against Spurs 😅😂 #fpl
January 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The complete lack of mental health awareness in the 90s oh and the KKK
Let me see what this Jerry Springer doc talkin bout.
January 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Watching the Jerry Springer documentary. I used to think we were enlightened in the 90s.
#jerryjerryjerry
January 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Great game of football. Draw probably a fair result. Still top of the league #YNWA.
Chippie and ass on the sofa to end the weekend.
January 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
So I think this says a lot about me. Liverpool are flying, United are shit and I am still worried about today's game. Obviously, I don't have the mentality of a winner
January 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Nobody nailed round 1. Enjoying the top drawer sausage innuendo though.
#GBBO
Oh and yeah, I am addicted to bake off. What of it???
November 19, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Right, been wondering what my first post should be. What would kind of sum me up?
Remember that time Virgil Van Dyke and Gandalf was playing DnD on the holo deck whilst watching Star Wars and talking about golf.
Me neither, but that would be awesome right??
November 18, 2024 at 9:47 PM