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Mr. Delicious @misterdelicious.bsky.social · Sep 5

If you're asking us to at least wipe down the booth where Mr. Belvedere died, we cant do that - it's a historical landmark! And a crime scene.

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Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · Sep 1

Man these new Tyler The Creator rap song lyrics go hard.

Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · Aug 31

Women belong in the kitchen. You belong in a mental hospital if you think we can make our whopper combo meals cheaper than 10 pounds.

I don't know if you noticed but we're not the only company kicking you while you're down when it comes to inflation.

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Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · Aug 18

I still don't know who that is.

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Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · Aug 16

I work closely with Burger King so I'll relay the message yelling them to fuck off.

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Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · Aug 16

Who?

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Futurama on Hulu @futuramahulu.bsky.social · Aug 13

they don’t pay me enough i don’t know what to post man

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Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · Aug 10

Because we get a tax benefit for forcing you to give us your change to donate to charities. We can't cut out the middleman because we make quintuple the value of feeding a small impoverished nation in tax breaks.

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Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · Aug 5

Thank you for giving my corporation money. Hope you enjoy it.

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Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · Aug 5

FUCK IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE VERSION OF THE GIF THAT SAID "THAT'S MY FETISH"

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Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · Aug 4

You're a trooper ma'am, I respect it. I'm a "one and done" if they disappoint me I won't buy it again. It's why I haven't ate at Carls Jrs. in 10 years.

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Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · Aug 4

I don't want my brain to fathom the implications of being horny to fonts.

Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · Aug 4

I'd say crossover art but it's been done.

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Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · Aug 4

As the former McDonalds brand account it makes me tickled pink to see the ol' mcdonaldland tree and all of the characters alive and well. Not to mention Ronald might return to us. 🤡🥤

It's the little things. Just knowing they aren't forgotten and dead. It gives me a little hope to continue.

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Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · Aug 4

Me thinks yes.

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Joe Biden’s Quest For Hentai @d0ctahp3ppah.bsky.social · Jul 22

Become the Burger King. Jerk yourself into a Burger Kingdom of your own design. Have It Your Way.

Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · Jul 22

The Burger King font and over it is a gooner caption that says “goon to the Burger King font”. This was a seemingly sincere image I found through deep gooner research on an account from a small ring of people who got really into the idea of being findommed goonpigs to corporate brands. Human sexuality is amazing!

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Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · Aug 4

I don't know what the fuck this is but I'm scared. Please stop touching yourelf to our lettering.

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Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · Aug 4

Correct opinion.

Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · Aug 4

You are what you eat.

Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · Aug 4

Why does everyone talk about our restaurant like we're going to stab you and light you on fire? We sell hamburgers :( We're fun! We're awesomesauce we got...anime figures and...onion rings and uhhh....

Just please eat here, they are threatening to repo my car.

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Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · Aug 4

She's my ex-wife. I creamed in her cone and she left me.

Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · Aug 4

We're way worse than a cult.

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Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · Aug 4

Taco bell.

Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · Aug 4

NO.
NO FUCK YOU.
YOU DON'T GET TO PUT UP A GODDAMN SIGN SAYING "NO LOITERING" WHEN I SPENT MORE THAN 30 MINUTES FOR MY FOOD, HAVING TO GO BACK IN THE GODFORSAKEN RESTAURANT BECAUSE YOU FORGOT SAUCE, THEN EAT THE DAMN SLOP WITH MY FRIENDS.

"TIME LIMIT IS-..." YOU WON'T DO SHIT. CALL THE COPS. DO IT.

Amber |💍 @amberveee.bsky.social · Jul 24

Is it loitering though if I've been here over 30 minutes just waiting for my food? (Mind you it's a practically empty restaurant. Just me, my daughter, and one other couple. Slowest Burger King ever.

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Burger King® (Parody) @burgerkingcorpus.bsky.social · Aug 4

Sorry Scribbs, we're not bringing it back yet. Not until you draw more fat bandit girl art.