Carbon
@burnedcarbon.bsky.social
I was looking for a job, and i found a job
JAYLON TYSON MINUTES
February 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
JAYLON TYSON MINUTES
None can make us pour them honey like our goat lebron
Drake thinking the collective would pick him over LEBRON JAMES proves every point Kendrick was making.
January 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
None can make us pour them honey like our goat lebron
Might as well make em catchy
Brains are funny.
I can remember every word to a song I haven't heard in 20 years but I've got no clue what my email password is.
I can remember every word to a song I haven't heard in 20 years but I've got no clue what my email password is.
January 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Might as well make em catchy
9 points from struss playing from the bench in a blow out win like damn are we that deep
December 21, 2024 at 2:52 AM
9 points from struss playing from the bench in a blow out win like damn are we that deep
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Luigi was just the beginning
On average, over 100 workers are killed every week across the US from traumatic injuries suffered at work.
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Weekly Toll: Tragedies During Holiday Time - Confined Space
On average, over 100 workers are killed every week in the US due to traumatic injuries suffered at work. Here are how a few died last week.
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December 11, 2024 at 7:35 AM
Luigi was just the beginning
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Every movie in which the protagonist survives a horrifying ordeal and is carted away in an ambulance should end with the postscript, “Twenty years later, they died in medical debt.”
December 11, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Every movie in which the protagonist survives a horrifying ordeal and is carted away in an ambulance should end with the postscript, “Twenty years later, they died in medical debt.”
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Luigi’s attorney: “He’s pleading not guilty. I haven't seen any evidence that says he's the shooter.”
December 11, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Luigi’s attorney: “He’s pleading not guilty. I haven't seen any evidence that says he's the shooter.”
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Thinking about how AI is trained on human internet posts. It would be really funny if AI does gain sentience, but instead of being a mastermind that enslaves humanity it ends up being really lazy and stupid.
December 3, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Thinking about how AI is trained on human internet posts. It would be really funny if AI does gain sentience, but instead of being a mastermind that enslaves humanity it ends up being really lazy and stupid.
Cavs win just increased my will to live
December 2, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Cavs win just increased my will to live
I want him as our starter next year
the jaylen tyson minutes were promising
November 28, 2024 at 9:16 AM
I want him as our starter next year
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Alright, time to do my part to help Elon lose money.
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Alright, time to do my part to help Elon lose money.
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Comrade, .. the grass… it yearns to be touched
November 23, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Comrade, .. the grass… it yearns to be touched
I woke up to a yuno miles ahh song
November 23, 2024 at 11:08 AM
I woke up to a yuno miles ahh song
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airbud missing the game winning free throws and getting put down
November 22, 2024 at 12:06 PM
airbud missing the game winning free throws and getting put down
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BREAKING: The International Criminal Court has issued arrest warrants for Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu and now-former defence minister Yoav Gallant.
The court said the warrants were 'for crimes against humanity and war crimes'
The court said the warrants were 'for crimes against humanity and war crimes'
November 21, 2024 at 12:18 PM
BREAKING: The International Criminal Court has issued arrest warrants for Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu and now-former defence minister Yoav Gallant.
The court said the warrants were 'for crimes against humanity and war crimes'
The court said the warrants were 'for crimes against humanity and war crimes'
my life keeps on changing since 2021, ppl come and go.
But the cavs? They came and never left
But the cavs? They came and never left
November 21, 2024 at 8:17 AM
my life keeps on changing since 2021, ppl come and go.
But the cavs? They came and never left
But the cavs? They came and never left
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The peace on Bluesky has made Twitter seem WORSE.
November 19, 2024 at 7:42 PM
The peace on Bluesky has made Twitter seem WORSE.
Lakers strike gold, the just need a deeper bench
Dalton Knecht through 3 quarters:
33 PTS, 8 threes (6 of them in the 3rd quarter!)
33 PTS, 8 threes (6 of them in the 3rd quarter!)
November 20, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Lakers strike gold, the just need a deeper bench
Via : statmuse
50/40/90 as a rookie is crazy
50/40/90 as a rookie is crazy
November 18, 2024 at 5:29 PM
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50/40/90 as a rookie is crazy
50/40/90 as a rookie is crazy
Yeah we got a good run, 15-0 is still good tho
November 18, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Yeah we got a good run, 15-0 is still good tho
I was really confused, until i saw the box score
November 14, 2024 at 2:46 AM
I was really confused, until i saw the box score