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we’re trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death
i only accept drugs from girls that want to fuck me
January 2, 2026 at 2:43 AM
i only accept drugs from girls that want to fuck me
when good eggs do bad things
January 1, 2026 at 5:20 PM
when good eggs do bad things
the way to update your dns should be the github ui
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
the way to update your dns should be the github ui
it's like going oh yeah i skipped the underground berlin sex rave because hey internet my own cock is good enough im just going to sit and watch the 12am hentai because its free
people who can't help but post about how amazing their nye at home doing nothing is: we get it ur lame just enjoy it without thinking it's some sort of brag u can't be fucked
December 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
it's like going oh yeah i skipped the underground berlin sex rave because hey internet my own cock is good enough im just going to sit and watch the 12am hentai because its free
people who can't help but post about how amazing their nye at home doing nothing is: we get it ur lame just enjoy it without thinking it's some sort of brag u can't be fucked
December 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
people who can't help but post about how amazing their nye at home doing nothing is: we get it ur lame just enjoy it without thinking it's some sort of brag u can't be fucked
gofundme to buy James Hoffman a particle accelerator to see if smashing two coffee beans against each other at the speed of light is the ultimate aeropress technique
December 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
gofundme to buy James Hoffman a particle accelerator to see if smashing two coffee beans against each other at the speed of light is the ultimate aeropress technique
I’m sitting on a bench using a larger battery to charge a smaller battery that has MagSafe charging so I can listen to music without my phone dying. Is this what modern life has become?
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I’m sitting on a bench using a larger battery to charge a smaller battery that has MagSafe charging so I can listen to music without my phone dying. Is this what modern life has become?
I feel like couriers and massage therapists should form a pact
December 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I feel like couriers and massage therapists should form a pact
I’ve got two girls fucking my brain up in different ways what the fuck
December 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I’ve got two girls fucking my brain up in different ways what the fuck
phd yeah sure the world is still fucked but we understand birds better lovely do what
December 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
phd yeah sure the world is still fucked but we understand birds better lovely do what
I just want to help everything but I’m still an idiot aaaaaaaaaaaaargh
December 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I just want to help everything but I’m still an idiot aaaaaaaaaaaaargh
actually mcdonalds customers are generally horrid trash spewing wastes of space tbh
December 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
actually mcdonalds customers are generally horrid trash spewing wastes of space tbh
football people are the most annoying cunts ever and I just screamed at some of them to shut the fuck up but then empathy kicked in and I realised it’s quite nice people can sing and be unified something in this stupid world so was so close to getting aggy and threw my arms up and was like fuck it
December 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
football people are the most annoying cunts ever and I just screamed at some of them to shut the fuck up but then empathy kicked in and I realised it’s quite nice people can sing and be unified something in this stupid world so was so close to getting aggy and threw my arms up and was like fuck it
i just wanted everyone to be beautiful
December 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
i just wanted everyone to be beautiful
god you’re so good, you just managed to ask to use the toilet so charismatically and well that they happily invited you to use the toilet. amazing
December 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
god you’re so good, you just managed to ask to use the toilet so charismatically and well that they happily invited you to use the toilet. amazing
buzzballs are just vapes for drinking
December 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
buzzballs are just vapes for drinking
I spend most of my job not writing code but eagerly refreshing a shitty ruby app called github
December 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I spend most of my job not writing code but eagerly refreshing a shitty ruby app called github
dom whiting is a fucking cock come at me
December 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
dom whiting is a fucking cock come at me
nobody actually reads my posts so suck my cock
December 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
nobody actually reads my posts so suck my cock
I just wanted to fall asleep on a bus
December 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I just wanted to fall asleep on a bus
Feeling a bit emotionally unregulated atm
December 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Feeling a bit emotionally unregulated atm
part of the weekend never dies. especially with odours.
December 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
part of the weekend never dies. especially with odours.