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@buttholes.live
we’re trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death
you get free stuff though i’m sure these things are good they are written down
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
you get free stuff though i’m sure these things are good they are written down
is smoking low key terrorism?!
November 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
is smoking low key terrorism?!
Omg am I going to get the the point that I’m old and grim and unfuckable and take solace to the fact that a wetherspoons bathroom provides a thing to make me not be wandering around said pub covered in my own piss??????
October 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Omg am I going to get the the point that I’m old and grim and unfuckable and take solace to the fact that a wetherspoons bathroom provides a thing to make me not be wandering around said pub covered in my own piss??????
I CAN IMAGINE THE CEOS READING THE JOKES
September 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I CAN IMAGINE THE CEOS READING THE JOKES
I asked chat gpt to circle the best lemon
June 22, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I asked chat gpt to circle the best lemon
We need more bridges east of tower bridge not a stupid car tunnel
March 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
We need more bridges east of tower bridge not a stupid car tunnel
Does this mean I’ve blocked them or they’ve blocked me?
March 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Does this mean I’ve blocked them or they’ve blocked me?
The gmaps is a literal car crash
March 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The gmaps is a literal car crash
OK it’s now called something different and like nine quid for cod
March 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
OK it’s now called something different and like nine quid for cod
if only there was a better way...
March 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
if only there was a better way...
