My satire detector is shaky these days. I actually read the whole article
March 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
My satire detector is shaky these days. I actually read the whole article
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Best of luck in your senior year.
January 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Best of luck in your senior year.
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Tired of pooping in solitude? Have a kid.
January 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Tired of pooping in solitude? Have a kid.
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who knew all it would take to fix me was a glass of water
December 21, 2024 at 4:47 AM
who knew all it would take to fix me was a glass of water
A mom shares her favorite movie with her daughter. Daughter asks “Is this movie old?”
November 24, 2024 at 4:53 PM
A mom shares her favorite movie with her daughter. Daughter asks “Is this movie old?”
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Me: ugh I HATE meeting new people
Midwife: support his head
Midwife: support his head
August 9, 2023 at 9:20 PM
Me: ugh I HATE meeting new people
Midwife: support his head
Midwife: support his head
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Doctor: your leg is broken
Me: so what happens now?
Doctor: we put in a cast and it'll recover naturally
Horse *sticks head around curtain* WHAT?!!
Me: so what happens now?
Doctor: we put in a cast and it'll recover naturally
Horse *sticks head around curtain* WHAT?!!
November 14, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Doctor: your leg is broken
Me: so what happens now?
Doctor: we put in a cast and it'll recover naturally
Horse *sticks head around curtain* WHAT?!!
Me: so what happens now?
Doctor: we put in a cast and it'll recover naturally
Horse *sticks head around curtain* WHAT?!!
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Me, babysitting: *rings the parents* we have a problem. I picked up your son David from school and he seems freaked out
Her: my son is Robert
Me: we have 2 problems
Her: my son is Robert
Me: we have 2 problems
May 10, 2023 at 12:29 PM
Me, babysitting: *rings the parents* we have a problem. I picked up your son David from school and he seems freaked out
Her: my son is Robert
Me: we have 2 problems
Her: my son is Robert
Me: we have 2 problems
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God *creates a worm* hello little buddy!
Worm: thanks for the "worm" welcome haha
God *creates birds*
Worm: thanks for the "worm" welcome haha
God *creates birds*
July 6, 2023 at 5:48 PM
God *creates a worm* hello little buddy!
Worm: thanks for the "worm" welcome haha
God *creates birds*
Worm: thanks for the "worm" welcome haha
God *creates birds*
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Me, at the ER: I’ve been shot, it hurts please help
Doctor: you’d probably be in less pain if you lost 20lbs
Doctor: you’d probably be in less pain if you lost 20lbs
May 22, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Me, at the ER: I’ve been shot, it hurts please help
Doctor: you’d probably be in less pain if you lost 20lbs
Doctor: you’d probably be in less pain if you lost 20lbs
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Need to sleep, just gonna read all of the internet real quick.
November 18, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Need to sleep, just gonna read all of the internet real quick.