Brad!
@bwe-writes.bsky.social
He/Him, kind fella, 🐻. Writer, dreamer, dice goblin, and cat dad. Polyamorous bisexual with (chaotic good) honey badger energy. Yes, I am obsessed with Evil Dead.
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· Nov 23
Arrived Home
Oakvane hungers, consuming the grieving and the suffering. Barnaby Whistler, Ethan Chamberlain, and many others must struggle against its corruption- or be fundamentally changed.
Monsters are not ju...
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Arrived Home is a free horror collection that I update at least once per month. It gets grotesque, weird, trippy, and traumatic.
Oakvane is waiting for you.
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Oakvane is waiting for you.
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xmas movie posters but with muppets: thread
December 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
xmas movie posters but with muppets: thread
Orion’s big tree adventure.
December 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Orion’s big tree adventure.
Holy shit. Bad people are being real bad today.
December 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Holy shit. Bad people are being real bad today.
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Not now, 68-million-year-old egg!
December 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Not now, 68-million-year-old egg!
Nothing says how festive you are more than stopping traffic in the shopping center to scream car to car.
Or getting in a fist fight in the parking lot of a liquor store.
Happy holidays. I am so tired.
Or getting in a fist fight in the parking lot of a liquor store.
Happy holidays. I am so tired.
December 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Nothing says how festive you are more than stopping traffic in the shopping center to scream car to car.
Or getting in a fist fight in the parking lot of a liquor store.
Happy holidays. I am so tired.
Or getting in a fist fight in the parking lot of a liquor store.
Happy holidays. I am so tired.
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I didn’t save everything from Twitter but I saved important stuff
Thx @pftompkins.bsky.social for reminder that this guy sucks
Thx @pftompkins.bsky.social for reminder that this guy sucks
HONEY COME QUICK, AND GRAB THE SCATTERGUN
IT’S THAT SUNNUVABITCH MUPPET WHAT HATES THE CHRIST CHILD
IT’S THAT SUNNUVABITCH MUPPET WHAT HATES THE CHRIST CHILD
December 19, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I didn’t save everything from Twitter but I saved important stuff
Thx @pftompkins.bsky.social for reminder that this guy sucks
Thx @pftompkins.bsky.social for reminder that this guy sucks
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Gen Ai music is not real music
Gen Ai art is not real art
Gen Ai writing is not real writing
Gen Ai is not better than human creativity and soul.
Fuck gen ai and fuck all the billionaires/corporations trying to forcibly shove this shit down our esophagus.
Gen Ai art is not real art
Gen Ai writing is not real writing
Gen Ai is not better than human creativity and soul.
Fuck gen ai and fuck all the billionaires/corporations trying to forcibly shove this shit down our esophagus.
December 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Gen Ai music is not real music
Gen Ai art is not real art
Gen Ai writing is not real writing
Gen Ai is not better than human creativity and soul.
Fuck gen ai and fuck all the billionaires/corporations trying to forcibly shove this shit down our esophagus.
Gen Ai art is not real art
Gen Ai writing is not real writing
Gen Ai is not better than human creativity and soul.
Fuck gen ai and fuck all the billionaires/corporations trying to forcibly shove this shit down our esophagus.
This holiday, keep your loved ones close.
Trap them inside you. Don’t let them ever leave.
Vigil at the Hill is up!
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Trap them inside you. Don’t let them ever leave.
Vigil at the Hill is up!
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1396...
Chapter 5: Vigil at the hill - Arrived Home
Carlos was not claustrophobic, but these metal walls seemed to constrict with every breath he took. There was no relief from the pressure or from Marla. He loved his wife, but being trapped with her w...
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December 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This holiday, keep your loved ones close.
Trap them inside you. Don’t let them ever leave.
Vigil at the Hill is up!
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1396...
Trap them inside you. Don’t let them ever leave.
Vigil at the Hill is up!
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1396...
I’m staying up late to finish my next upload to Arrived Home.
This is a very good life decision that will definitely not make the day job that much harder.
This is a very good life decision that will definitely not make the day job that much harder.
December 18, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I’m staying up late to finish my next upload to Arrived Home.
This is a very good life decision that will definitely not make the day job that much harder.
This is a very good life decision that will definitely not make the day job that much harder.
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December 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Is this a fuck-ass bob? I'm in my 40's.
December 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Is this a fuck-ass bob? I'm in my 40's.
So over ppl in the office saying “oh Brad’s picky” every time they want to order/cater food. I got a disease, motherfuckers, damn!
December 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
So over ppl in the office saying “oh Brad’s picky” every time they want to order/cater food. I got a disease, motherfuckers, damn!
A rando just came up to me and offered a haircut.
Bro, we are in a Wawa parking lot. Are you saying my cut doesn’t look good?
Bro, we are in a Wawa parking lot. Are you saying my cut doesn’t look good?
December 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
A rando just came up to me and offered a haircut.
Bro, we are in a Wawa parking lot. Are you saying my cut doesn’t look good?
Bro, we are in a Wawa parking lot. Are you saying my cut doesn’t look good?
Threatening customer facing employees with violence because of delays or inconveniences beyond our control is insane behavior.
Not very seasonal or Christlike, in my humble opinion.
Not very seasonal or Christlike, in my humble opinion.
December 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Threatening customer facing employees with violence because of delays or inconveniences beyond our control is insane behavior.
Not very seasonal or Christlike, in my humble opinion.
Not very seasonal or Christlike, in my humble opinion.
Hey dudes that derive some sort of weird masculinity from only drinking their coffee black: go to therapy.
Love and kisses,
Brad
Lover of pumpkin spice
Knight of peppermint creamer
Herald of flavored coffee in all their joys
(No hate to black coffee, just weird guys)
Love and kisses,
Brad
Lover of pumpkin spice
Knight of peppermint creamer
Herald of flavored coffee in all their joys
(No hate to black coffee, just weird guys)
December 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Hey dudes that derive some sort of weird masculinity from only drinking their coffee black: go to therapy.
Love and kisses,
Brad
Lover of pumpkin spice
Knight of peppermint creamer
Herald of flavored coffee in all their joys
(No hate to black coffee, just weird guys)
Love and kisses,
Brad
Lover of pumpkin spice
Knight of peppermint creamer
Herald of flavored coffee in all their joys
(No hate to black coffee, just weird guys)
So many people have hobbled media literacy. I don’t see how someone can say that punk and metal are “woke” now. They’ve always leaned leftist.
Look at bands like Bad Religion, RATM, and so many more.
They’ve always stepped for the left. Sorry that we got all the good guitar riffs, toughen up.
Look at bands like Bad Religion, RATM, and so many more.
They’ve always stepped for the left. Sorry that we got all the good guitar riffs, toughen up.
December 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
So many people have hobbled media literacy. I don’t see how someone can say that punk and metal are “woke” now. They’ve always leaned leftist.
Look at bands like Bad Religion, RATM, and so many more.
They’ve always stepped for the left. Sorry that we got all the good guitar riffs, toughen up.
Look at bands like Bad Religion, RATM, and so many more.
They’ve always stepped for the left. Sorry that we got all the good guitar riffs, toughen up.
I took some cute photos of my cats. Hope yall love them, just not as much as I do.
December 15, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I took some cute photos of my cats. Hope yall love them, just not as much as I do.
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"New characters don't sell."
"Gay characters don't sell."
"Trans characters don't sell."
"Gay characters don't sell."
"Trans characters don't sell."
August 2, 2024 at 6:24 PM
"New characters don't sell."
"Gay characters don't sell."
"Trans characters don't sell."
"Gay characters don't sell."
"Trans characters don't sell."
This time of year, it’s important to hold the ones you love close- even if they don’t love you back. Or know how much you love them.
Invitation from the Eels is now up!
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Invitation from the Eels is now up!
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1396...
Chapter 4: Invitation from the Eels - Arrived Home
It’s embarrassing to admit that it took me until 2017 to sever ties with my family. After I cut that cord; I was alone, navigating an unsympathetic world with thirty years of damage to unlearn.
You s...
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December 11, 2025 at 7:38 AM
This time of year, it’s important to hold the ones you love close- even if they don’t love you back. Or know how much you love them.
Invitation from the Eels is now up!
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1396...
Invitation from the Eels is now up!
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1396...
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Calibri font is “woke” now?
Is there anything that doesn’t offend these people?
Is there anything that doesn’t offend these people?
December 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Calibri font is “woke” now?
Is there anything that doesn’t offend these people?
Is there anything that doesn’t offend these people?