Baryonic ghoul
@bwestleg.bsky.social
January 31, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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Not deporting actual US citizens isn't that big of an ask. And yet Dems failed at even this.
January 21, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Not deporting actual US citizens isn't that big of an ask. And yet Dems failed at even this.
Does @stephenking.bsky.social know about Garth Marenghi? @mikeflanaganfilm.com, you have collaborated with both the real-world author and @mrholness.bsky.social; do you have the answer?
January 19, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Does @stephenking.bsky.social know about Garth Marenghi? @mikeflanaganfilm.com, you have collaborated with both the real-world author and @mrholness.bsky.social; do you have the answer?
On my 33rd birthday, my uncle gifted me ...
ONE GOLDEN RING!
ONE GOLDEN RING!
December 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
On my 33rd birthday, my uncle gifted me ...
ONE GOLDEN RING!
ONE GOLDEN RING!
December 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I have heard too many people I know in real life refer to Jenny as the bad guy in Forest Gump, and she isn't.
She is a victim of the filmmakers.
She is a victim of the filmmakers.
I *hate* Forrest Gump. Not only is it...wait for it...
totally reactionary
...it's a mess in its timelines
The moral of Forrest Gump is "be a moron and obey and never question and you'll prosper, and if you don't, you'll get AIDS and die."
totally reactionary
...it's a mess in its timelines
The moral of Forrest Gump is "be a moron and obey and never question and you'll prosper, and if you don't, you'll get AIDS and die."
damn, really? Forrest Gump?
December 16, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I have heard too many people I know in real life refer to Jenny as the bad guy in Forest Gump, and she isn't.
She is a victim of the filmmakers.
She is a victim of the filmmakers.
Fawning reappraisals of North, starring Elijah Wood, commencing in 3, 2 ...
December 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Fawning reappraisals of North, starring Elijah Wood, commencing in 3, 2 ...
Ah, yes, "the sweet science" ... diabetes research.
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Ah, yes, "the sweet science" ... diabetes research.
Bob Dylan's partner asks him whether he went number two yet.
Dylan: One more cup of coffee before I go.
Dylan: One more cup of coffee before I go.
November 8, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Bob Dylan's partner asks him whether he went number two yet.
Dylan: One more cup of coffee before I go.
Dylan: One more cup of coffee before I go.
I love the Tron: Ares soundtrack so much I could not possibly mar the experience by watching the film itself.
October 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I love the Tron: Ares soundtrack so much I could not possibly mar the experience by watching the film itself.
Christina Aguilera: You are beautiful ...
Listener: Ah, thanks!
Aguilera: No matter what they say ...
Listener: Who said? What did they say?
Listener: Ah, thanks!
Aguilera: No matter what they say ...
Listener: Who said? What did they say?
October 23, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Christina Aguilera: You are beautiful ...
Listener: Ah, thanks!
Aguilera: No matter what they say ...
Listener: Who said? What did they say?
Listener: Ah, thanks!
Aguilera: No matter what they say ...
Listener: Who said? What did they say?
Favorite line from Tron: Ares:
It's Aryin' time!
It's Aryin' time!
October 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Favorite line from Tron: Ares:
It's Aryin' time!
It's Aryin' time!
Hey, Hollywood talent scouts!
Looking for the hottest new actor around? My AI actor, Chet Mannlington, is seeking representation.
Don't miss out on this opportunity!
Looking for the hottest new actor around? My AI actor, Chet Mannlington, is seeking representation.
Don't miss out on this opportunity!
September 29, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Hey, Hollywood talent scouts!
Looking for the hottest new actor around? My AI actor, Chet Mannlington, is seeking representation.
Don't miss out on this opportunity!
Looking for the hottest new actor around? My AI actor, Chet Mannlington, is seeking representation.
Don't miss out on this opportunity!
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Unless he gives a speech where he demonstrates how to drink water or walk up a gentle incline, I won't believe it.
August 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Unless he gives a speech where he demonstrates how to drink water or walk up a gentle incline, I won't believe it.
"Jesus, if you are in the room, knock three times."
July 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
"Jesus, if you are in the room, knock three times."
I suppose I am a Luddite, but I must take my business somewhere human workers are prioritized above AI.
@duolingoverde.bsky.social, perhaps you can find a robot to play.
@duolingoverde.bsky.social, perhaps you can find a robot to play.
June 8, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I suppose I am a Luddite, but I must take my business somewhere human workers are prioritized above AI.
@duolingoverde.bsky.social, perhaps you can find a robot to play.
@duolingoverde.bsky.social, perhaps you can find a robot to play.
The Duffer Brothers need to prioritize shooting Oingo Boingo to the top of the Billboard with their last season of #StrangerThings! #Justice4OingoBoingo!
June 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The Duffer Brothers need to prioritize shooting Oingo Boingo to the top of the Billboard with their last season of #StrangerThings! #Justice4OingoBoingo!
Me, a production assistant, when the studio boss steps into the same elevator as me: My idea is King Ralph, but this time, it's the Pope!
May 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Me, a production assistant, when the studio boss steps into the same elevator as me: My idea is King Ralph, but this time, it's the Pope!
Today my wife started thinking about Dexter and asked how he disposes of the plastic sheets. When I said he throws them into the Bay Harbor with the bodies, she got extremely upset about the pollution.
"'Bay Harbor butcher'? More like the 'Bay Harbor dick'!"
"'Bay Harbor butcher'? More like the 'Bay Harbor dick'!"
May 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Today my wife started thinking about Dexter and asked how he disposes of the plastic sheets. When I said he throws them into the Bay Harbor with the bodies, she got extremely upset about the pollution.
"'Bay Harbor butcher'? More like the 'Bay Harbor dick'!"
"'Bay Harbor butcher'? More like the 'Bay Harbor dick'!"
Tech articles from the early aughts were all, "Once they invent green lasers, it will be game changer for projection TVs!"
April 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Tech articles from the early aughts were all, "Once they invent green lasers, it will be game changer for projection TVs!"
I've seen this first photo of the future Pope Francis during his time in Argentina, but not a lot of people know he was also in Brazil.
April 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I've seen this first photo of the future Pope Francis during his time in Argentina, but not a lot of people know he was also in Brazil.
People often refer to the generation of my grandfather, who fought in the Pacific theater during World War II, as "The Greatest Generation." What they're conveniently forgetting is that once while visiting my parents Granddaddy licked a butter knife and put it back in the drawer without washing it.
February 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
People often refer to the generation of my grandfather, who fought in the Pacific theater during World War II, as "The Greatest Generation." What they're conveniently forgetting is that once while visiting my parents Granddaddy licked a butter knife and put it back in the drawer without washing it.