ByAmiMaxine
@byamimaxine.bsky.social
Author | Educator | Auntie
All Falling Things (forthcoming)
Wherever Would I Be
Goode vs Melville
Editor: Voices of JAMS
Celebrate difference.
All Falling Things (forthcoming)
Wherever Would I Be
Goode vs Melville
Editor: Voices of JAMS
Celebrate difference.
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#VoicesOfJAMS is out in the world (100% of the proceeds go straight into the scholarship fund for the school). 🥰 #WhereverWouldIBe and #GoodeVsMelville are available now. #AllFallingThings is on the way! 📷 #WritingCommunity
I mean, if you average out my deviled egg consumption across the last twelve months, it's fewer than half an egg per month. 🤷 (The fact that I've eaten the majority of them in the last few days is no one's business.)
a cartoon of a raccoon reaching for a plate of food on a table
Alt: a cartoon of a raccoon shoveling several deviled eggs into his mouth
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December 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I mean, if you average out my deviled egg consumption across the last twelve months, it's fewer than half an egg per month. 🤷 (The fact that I've eaten the majority of them in the last few days is no one's business.)
#VoicesOfJAMS is out in the world (100% of the proceeds go straight into the scholarship fund for the school). 🥰 #WhereverWouldIBe and #GoodeVsMelville are available now. #AllFallingThings is on the way! 📷 #WritingCommunity
December 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
#VoicesOfJAMS is out in the world (100% of the proceeds go straight into the scholarship fund for the school). 🥰 #WhereverWouldIBe and #GoodeVsMelville are available now. #AllFallingThings is on the way! 📷 #WritingCommunity
Today #OnTheBlog, I talk about a self-imposed challenge to lift a total of a million pounds over the course of one year. You can read it at ByAmiMaxine.com/blog
December 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Today #OnTheBlog, I talk about a self-imposed challenge to lift a total of a million pounds over the course of one year. You can read it at ByAmiMaxine.com/blog
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The way I just started bawling at this scene
December 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The way I just started bawling at this scene
That feeling when you’ve finished the entire edit, are going back for “big picture” revision items, and discover a random thirteen-page section of edits that didn’t save. *deeeeep breath*
a man in a suit and tie says i 'm fine in a hulu ad
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says i 'm fine in a hulu ad
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December 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
That feeling when you’ve finished the entire edit, are going back for “big picture” revision items, and discover a random thirteen-page section of edits that didn’t save. *deeeeep breath*
Not sure which game she’s referring to - but if it’s the Bears, then yes. 🙌🏻
Okay, so sometimes football is actually great tho
December 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Not sure which game she’s referring to - but if it’s the Bears, then yes. 🙌🏻
I’m gonna need a series of @taskmaster.tv where folks play as their most beloved characters. I need some Roy Kent kind of energy in the taskmaster house. @mrbrettgoldstein.bsky.social
December 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I’m gonna need a series of @taskmaster.tv where folks play as their most beloved characters. I need some Roy Kent kind of energy in the taskmaster house. @mrbrettgoldstein.bsky.social
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Okay but hear me out:
A book club, and everyone brings a cat.
A book club, and everyone brings a cat.
December 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Okay but hear me out:
A book club, and everyone brings a cat.
A book club, and everyone brings a cat.
I’m real bad at remembering I have this app. 🤦🏼♀️🤣
December 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I’m real bad at remembering I have this app. 🤦🏼♀️🤣
My absolute favorite moments are preceded by @alexhorne.bsky.social announcing a task and one or more of the contestants going, “Oh, no…”
I have fallen down a @taskmaster.tv rabbit hole, and it is SAVING ME. Do not send help. But maybe send some chocolate down after me.
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My absolute favorite moments are preceded by @alexhorne.bsky.social announcing a task and one or more of the contestants going, “Oh, no…”
I have fallen down a @taskmaster.tv rabbit hole, and it is SAVING ME. Do not send help. But maybe send some chocolate down after me.
November 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I have fallen down a @taskmaster.tv rabbit hole, and it is SAVING ME. Do not send help. But maybe send some chocolate down after me.
This entire thread.
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
This entire thread.
U.S. National Weather Service Green Bay: We'll be getting our first major snow event of the year. Verify your snow removing equipment is in working order.
Me: [looks self up and down and shrugs]
Me: [looks self up and down and shrugs]
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
U.S. National Weather Service Green Bay: We'll be getting our first major snow event of the year. Verify your snow removing equipment is in working order.
Me: [looks self up and down and shrugs]
Me: [looks self up and down and shrugs]
Y'all. #VoicesOfJAMS is out in the world (100% of the proceeds go straight into the scholarship fund for the school). 🥰 #WhereverWouldIBe and #GoodeVsMelville are available now. #AllFallingThings is on the way! 📷 #WritingCommunity #AmWriting #AmQuerying
January 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Y'all. #VoicesOfJAMS is out in the world (100% of the proceeds go straight into the scholarship fund for the school). 🥰 #WhereverWouldIBe and #GoodeVsMelville are available now. #AllFallingThings is on the way! 📷 #WritingCommunity #AmWriting #AmQuerying