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Attack of the 500 Foot Charlotte

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Award winning writer and critic. Also a skunk lady on the internet. Icon by roxannarachnid.bsky.social. Anything NSFW is tagged, but minors DNI anyways. ΘΔ (She/her) https://www.charlottearielfinn.com https://www.whatisbrandecho.com

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Attack of the 500 Foot Charlotte @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · 2h

I had to eat my words when I went there and discovered I actually like old Toronto quite a bit. It's got the kind of architecture you'd expect from Dick Sprang's Gotham City.

Buuuuut, they're tearing it all down 😕

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Attack of the 500 Foot Charlotte @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · 5d

Calgary Tower! Reliable transit! Nooooo!

The Petro-Canada building, I'm less upset about.

So yeah for Halloween this year I am a BIG STOMPY KAIJU, lovely work by Egypt Urnash!

Egypt Urnash 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚜️ 🥱 @egypturnash.bsky.social · 5d

Rush commission for Charlotte, who wanted to be turned into a giant monster for Halloween. Lots of fun to do!

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Attack of the 500 Foot Charlotte @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · 5d

Calgary Tower! Reliable transit! Nooooo!

The Petro-Canada building, I'm less upset about.

So yeah for Halloween this year I am a BIG STOMPY KAIJU, lovely work by Egypt Urnash!

Egypt Urnash 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚜️ 🥱 @egypturnash.bsky.social · 5d

Rush commission for Charlotte, who wanted to be turned into a giant monster for Halloween. Lots of fun to do!

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Attack of the 500 Foot Charlotte @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · 6d

CW for nudity, I got a lovely end of summer beach comm from John Hundred!

John Hundred @john-hundred.bsky.social · 6d

Final YCH for Charlotte Ariel Finn (FA)
#anthro #furry #furryart #furryfemale #nsfw #skunk #sexy

Attack of the 500 Foot Charlotte @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · 8d

Batman: I don't read fanfic.
Batman's newest villain, the Shipper: Then there's no way you can defeat me -
Batman: I have thirty kids. I'll leave you to them. Tim, maneuver "Dead Dove Do Not Eat"

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Ing aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 9d

Testing out drawing on the hand me down tablet

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Attack of the 500 Foot Charlotte @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · 10d

Later one, Cham says "what's the Internet" and Cosmic Boy replies with "I always get it mixed up with the Pony Express"

Attack of the 500 Foot Charlotte @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · 10d

More characters in comics should answer mail in-character

"That's not the letter I read before," says Star Boy.

"It's a retcon. I rebooted the continuity," says a voice from above. "Uhh, there was a... a crisis."

Light Lass adds, "of a letter column?"

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Attack of the 500 Foot Charlotte @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · 10d

I tell you, there are bits that are not fully to my liking, but the Kitson/Waid era of the Legion has in some ways aged depressingly well, such as this bit where grownups are so scared that the kids will see something unauthorized that they'll subject them to always-on tracking at a biological level

Cosmic Boy describing the Legion's ideals:

"Across the galaxy, those who are considered by their societies to be below the age of adulthood have almost no voice in their own future. In fact, most underagers are genetically Linked from birth to a universal monitoring technology called the Public Service, which allows adults to steer kids away from rebellion --

And towards lives of quiet inaction where the free exchange of ideas has been supplanted with this notion that protocol and decorum are civilization's most sacred ideals.

Well, Legionnaires unite against that crap. As you can tell by our names and costumes, we're all big fans of the era of Superman and Batman and Wonder Woman and other heroes who were taught that making a difference in society is a good thing.

Who acted first and debated later and weren't scared of putting some color back into the world.

Cham, who else has written in?"

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Attack of the 500 Foot Charlotte @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · 11d

My God, I am so, so sorry.

Attack of the 500 Foot Charlotte @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · 12d

Anyways,

A Tuvix magic card. he costs 2 colorless, 1 Black, 1 Blue. Tapping him sends him to the graveyard and replaces him with a Tuvok and a Neelix token. The flavor text is "is the notion that Tuvix's life must be preserved even at the expense of his two 'parents' an anti-abortion argument" the greatest thread in the history of Memory Alpha,

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Attack of the 500 Foot Charlotte @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · 14d

"Sophie, if there aren't enough Eisners with your name on it at your table, just grab some off everyone else's." - me, when I am the Mayor of Comics

Sophie Campbell 🏳️‍⚧️ @mooncalfe1.bsky.social · 14d

I did it

A ragged Linda Lee robot comes out of a secret hollow tree and menaces Supergirl. The robot is saying "Mistress, why did you abandon me?" and Supergirl is saying "Oh no, how did I forget about her?!"

A panel from Action Comics #279 from 1961 by John Forte and Robert Bernstein. It shows Linda Lee waving goodbye to her Linda Robot inside a secret hollow tree. Linda says: "Goodbye, Linda Robot! I'm afraid I won't have any more use for you!" The Linda Robot replies: "Should you ever need, Mistress, I'll be here in this hollow tree... waiting!"

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Attack of the 500 Foot Charlotte @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · 17d

The Fortress' acoustics must be INSANE and Batman gets so mad that Superman uses it for 95% top 40 music and 5% an obscure band from Bandcamp he overheard with his super-hearing.

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Attack of the 500 Foot Charlotte @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · 17d

SUPERMAN (2025) dir. James Gunn

"im listening to some above ground normal shit youve probably heard of"

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Attack of the 500 Foot Charlotte @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · 27d

If we accept the two halves of a laptop are like loaves of bread, then we can therefore deduce that (is made big and round)

Attack of the 500 Foot Charlotte @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · 27d

Nooo kidding

Attack of the 500 Foot Charlotte @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · 27d

Soak them for all they're worth, they fucked literally everyone who's bought bread in the past 20 years

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Attack of the 500 Foot Charlotte @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · 27d

Attention Canadians, the claims process for the bread price fixing class action lawsuit is open. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Want a slice of the $500M bread price-fixing settlement? The claims process is now open | CBC News

Canadian shoppers now have a chance to get their share of a $500-million settlement in a class-action lawsuit related to the alleged industry-wide price fixing of bread.

www.cbc.ca

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Ed @ed3d.net · 28d

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Attack of the 500 Foot Charlotte @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · 29d

What if the holodecks on TNG, DS9 and VOY are unsafe because Klingons refuse, culturally, to participate in activities that are completely safe, and they tweak the holodecks to compensate out of respect for other cultures 🤔

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Attack of the 500 Foot Charlotte @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · Sep 8

Damn, I love being a skunk lady

Attack of the 500 Foot Charlotte @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · Sep 8

Lovely little drawing I got from @innominatammm.bsky.social

Charlotte in the nude, dancing with silken sheets in the moonlight.

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Attack of the 500 Foot Charlotte @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · Sep 7

Tail could be bigger

Attack of the 500 Foot Charlotte @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · Sep 6

Stay strong, queer people who don't know how to do laundry. While there isn't a cure: there's hope.

Attack of the 500 Foot Charlotte @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social · Sep 6

I have new curtains and I hung them up today.

I have left them wrinkled to honor an overlooked section of our community: queer people who don't know how to do laundry.

The inclusive rainbow pride flag, and the transgender pride flag.

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