Good morning.

The House voted yesterday to kick millions of off their health care, close rural hospitals, and shut down addiction clinics.

All in order to afford a giant tax cut for Elon Musk, Donald Trump and their billionaire and corporate friends.

Don't ever think you're completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

sometimes you feel like a nut... sometimes you feel like you made someone have an allergic reaction... #layers

If you need the money to survive.... It's not a side hustle.
People out here glorifying having to work a second job to pay their bills.

snow is like a penis, no two people will ever measure it to be the exact same amount of inches....

you're telling me 3 strange men show up with gifts after your son's birth by his "virgin" mother and there's no fisticuffs... that seems suspect.

so here's the thing, you don't get to fucking tell me how I deal with my trauma... you don't, and. it's. just. that. fucking. simple.

I'm 99% sure if you slowed down the playing speed and removed the music to Billie Jean by Michael Jackson it would sound like a murder confession....

announcing for all to be careful; it's slippery....
(falls herself 5 minutes later in the most comical way)

Merry #Christmas!!!

All right everybody.... Show of hands: who else sings doing the litter box to the tune of George Michael's Wake Me Up Before You Go Go?

on discussing prostitution vs. retail:
at least the only thing in retail we're expected to swallow is our pride.

I'm getting too Roger Murtaugh for this shit....

Yeah same 😂

playing the game of Clue:
let me get this straight, this is a mansion and it has no bathrooms or bedrooms.... no wonder someone gets murdered