B. Z. Humdrum
@bzhumdrum.bsky.social
Picture Book Otter. Former sea author. Curmudgeon. SCBWI #12x12PB
I followed Daily Bunnies and I can honestly say nothing has brought me greater joy this week.
Yes, I have a child. What are you getting at?
Yes, I have a child. What are you getting at?
May 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I followed Daily Bunnies and I can honestly say nothing has brought me greater joy this week.
Yes, I have a child. What are you getting at?
Yes, I have a child. What are you getting at?
What a thrill! SCREAM TIME is "Kid's choice!" Is there any better judge in the world than a person who can be swayed to do anything for 15 more minutes?
Thank you to everyone who entered our Silly Love Sonnets contest! We loved reading about the little things you love the most and are excited to share our winners.
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Winners of the 2025 Silly Love Sonnets Kidlit Poetry Contest!
Thank you to everyone who shared the love in our Silly Love Sonnets kidlit poetry contest!It was such a delight to read through all of the incredible entries about the sweet and silly little things yo...
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February 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
What a thrill! SCREAM TIME is "Kid's choice!" Is there any better judge in the world than a person who can be swayed to do anything for 15 more minutes?
#50precious
PRETTY PEAS
There’s a dragon in my house.
But I've never seen her.
“She’s feisty, angry,” dad insists.
“The dragon won’t eat her peas,” mom sighs.
I huff.
I roar.
My face is fire.
“I haven’t eaten my peas, either!”
In the mirror I glimpse:
the dragon.
Fine…
I’ll eat your peas.
PRETTY PEAS
There’s a dragon in my house.
But I've never seen her.
“She’s feisty, angry,” dad insists.
“The dragon won’t eat her peas,” mom sighs.
I huff.
I roar.
My face is fire.
“I haven’t eaten my peas, either!”
In the mirror I glimpse:
the dragon.
Fine…
I’ll eat your peas.
March 4, 2024 at 3:15 AM
#50precious
PRETTY PEAS
There’s a dragon in my house.
But I've never seen her.
“She’s feisty, angry,” dad insists.
“The dragon won’t eat her peas,” mom sighs.
I huff.
I roar.
My face is fire.
“I haven’t eaten my peas, either!”
In the mirror I glimpse:
the dragon.
Fine…
I’ll eat your peas.
PRETTY PEAS
There’s a dragon in my house.
But I've never seen her.
“She’s feisty, angry,” dad insists.
“The dragon won’t eat her peas,” mom sighs.
I huff.
I roar.
My face is fire.
“I haven’t eaten my peas, either!”
In the mirror I glimpse:
the dragon.
Fine…
I’ll eat your peas.
Lord Pickles IS a silly name. So what? When a young new neighbor shows up for pickles, he doesn't take it well. The clever girl teaches him that a name is something you are given, but a life is something you must choose. #PBPitch
February 23, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Lord Pickles IS a silly name. So what? When a young new neighbor shows up for pickles, he doesn't take it well. The clever girl teaches him that a name is something you are given, but a life is something you must choose. #PBPitch
My daughter revealed this morning that she has a "favorite" tooth. (It's an upper canine.) Why? "It's better at eating." As a parent, I took this opportunity to extol the necessity of brushing, but I was dismissed with a wave and a "She'll be fine!" The tooth is a SHE? Now, we're getting somewhere.
February 21, 2024 at 5:48 PM
My daughter revealed this morning that she has a "favorite" tooth. (It's an upper canine.) Why? "It's better at eating." As a parent, I took this opportunity to extol the necessity of brushing, but I was dismissed with a wave and a "She'll be fine!" The tooth is a SHE? Now, we're getting somewhere.
A nose is like a rose.
The scent of spring and there she blows.
B.Z. Humdrum. 🤧🌹
The scent of spring and there she blows.
B.Z. Humdrum. 🤧🌹
A relationship is like a rose.
How long it lasts, no one knows.
Rob Cella.🌱
How long it lasts, no one knows.
Rob Cella.🌱
February 21, 2024 at 3:45 AM
A nose is like a rose.
The scent of spring and there she blows.
B.Z. Humdrum. 🤧🌹
The scent of spring and there she blows.
B.Z. Humdrum. 🤧🌹
Apes eat grapes. If it rhymes, it's gotta be true.
February 21, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Apes eat grapes. If it rhymes, it's gotta be true.