Cabbage-chan
@cabbage-chan.bsky.social
[EN/PT] | adult 😔✊ | whimsical
Cabbage-chan is a person(a?) that can be carefree and unhinged online, in a way that regular adults with jobs can't be irl.
Here you'll find intrusive thoughts winning, unfunny jokes and questionable behavior sometimes.
Cabbage-chan is a person(a?) that can be carefree and unhinged online, in a way that regular adults with jobs can't be irl.
Here you'll find intrusive thoughts winning, unfunny jokes and questionable behavior sometimes.
I wasn't planning on leaving it??????
December 4, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I wasn't planning on leaving it??????
Come on girls, we just need @roxie-bianca.bsky.social and @aioli.bsky.social so the prophecy is complete 🙏
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Come on girls, we just need @roxie-bianca.bsky.social and @aioli.bsky.social so the prophecy is complete 🙏
Chat, this one is cool, trust 🙂↕️
Also why does this look like an ass print?? 😩✊
poomang.com/en/myspectrum1
Also why does this look like an ass print?? 😩✊
poomang.com/en/myspectrum1
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Chat, this one is cool, trust 🙂↕️
Also why does this look like an ass print?? 😩✊
poomang.com/en/myspectrum1
Also why does this look like an ass print?? 😩✊
poomang.com/en/myspectrum1
I can't believe I'm not a Cabbage 😓😓😓🥬🥬🥬😭😭😭 (the cabbage one is my complete opposite 😭)
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December 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I can't believe I'm not a Cabbage 😓😓😓🥬🥬🥬😭😭😭 (the cabbage one is my complete opposite 😭)
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December 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"Get in the line"
That "line" in Brazilian Portuguese is FILA.
While in European Portuguese, the word used for "line" is exactly the same as an offensive swear word in Brazil, equivalent to the F word used at gay men. 💀
Learn the brazilian Portuguese please 🙏
That "line" in Brazilian Portuguese is FILA.
While in European Portuguese, the word used for "line" is exactly the same as an offensive swear word in Brazil, equivalent to the F word used at gay men. 💀
Learn the brazilian Portuguese please 🙏
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"Get in the line"
That "line" in Brazilian Portuguese is FILA.
While in European Portuguese, the word used for "line" is exactly the same as an offensive swear word in Brazil, equivalent to the F word used at gay men. 💀
Learn the brazilian Portuguese please 🙏
That "line" in Brazilian Portuguese is FILA.
While in European Portuguese, the word used for "line" is exactly the same as an offensive swear word in Brazil, equivalent to the F word used at gay men. 💀
Learn the brazilian Portuguese please 🙏
🇧🇷 In Brazil, this type of candy is called "BALA" (a word that can also mean bullet)
🇵🇹 In Portugal, this type of candy is called "REBUÇADO" (a word that doesn't exist in Brazil) 💀
We both speak Portuguese. Crazy right
🇵🇹 In Portugal, this type of candy is called "REBUÇADO" (a word that doesn't exist in Brazil) 💀
We both speak Portuguese. Crazy right
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
🇧🇷 In Brazil, this type of candy is called "BALA" (a word that can also mean bullet)
🇵🇹 In Portugal, this type of candy is called "REBUÇADO" (a word that doesn't exist in Brazil) 💀
We both speak Portuguese. Crazy right
🇵🇹 In Portugal, this type of candy is called "REBUÇADO" (a word that doesn't exist in Brazil) 💀
We both speak Portuguese. Crazy right
This lyric is actually disgusting.
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This lyric is actually disgusting.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOO NOOOO NO NO NO
I'M SO EMBARRASSED ON BEHALF OF THIS IDIOT OMGGGGGG
THEY LITERALLY SAW EACH OTHER FOR THE FIRST TIME YESTERDAY AND THIS MF IS ALREADY OFFERING TO TRAVEL THE WORLD WITH HIM
DUDE IS DOWN BAD
I'M SO EMBARRASSED ON BEHALF OF THIS IDIOT OMGGGGGG
THEY LITERALLY SAW EACH OTHER FOR THE FIRST TIME YESTERDAY AND THIS MF IS ALREADY OFFERING TO TRAVEL THE WORLD WITH HIM
DUDE IS DOWN BAD
November 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOO NOOOO NO NO NO
I'M SO EMBARRASSED ON BEHALF OF THIS IDIOT OMGGGGGG
THEY LITERALLY SAW EACH OTHER FOR THE FIRST TIME YESTERDAY AND THIS MF IS ALREADY OFFERING TO TRAVEL THE WORLD WITH HIM
DUDE IS DOWN BAD
I'M SO EMBARRASSED ON BEHALF OF THIS IDIOT OMGGGGGG
THEY LITERALLY SAW EACH OTHER FOR THE FIRST TIME YESTERDAY AND THIS MF IS ALREADY OFFERING TO TRAVEL THE WORLD WITH HIM
DUDE IS DOWN BAD
Oh ho ho, fictional booktok commenters, you make me chuckle
November 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Oh ho ho, fictional booktok commenters, you make me chuckle
Sorry but I need to pause and post this on my emotional support bsky account so I don't freak the fuck out !!!!!!!
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Sorry but I need to pause and post this on my emotional support bsky account so I don't freak the fuck out !!!!!!!
Oh my god this is like an out of body experience, the fic is doing to me what is describing the book doing to the character wtf I'm like 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Oh my god this is like an out of body experience, the fic is doing to me what is describing the book doing to the character wtf I'm like 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨
Oh no... This fic is making becoming a booktok streamer seem fun 😬😬 someone hold me back guys
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Oh no... This fic is making becoming a booktok streamer seem fun 😬😬 someone hold me back guys
PLEASE IS THE STORY ABOUT THE SPACE PIRATE AND THE MORALLY GREY WARLOCK REAL??? Name drop pleeeeaassee 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
PLEASE IS THE STORY ABOUT THE SPACE PIRATE AND THE MORALLY GREY WARLOCK REAL??? Name drop pleeeeaassee 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏
THEY FINALLY GOT HERE!!! THEY'RE REAL!!! I was fr thinking it got lost at the post office 🥹
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
THEY FINALLY GOT HERE!!! THEY'RE REAL!!! I was fr thinking it got lost at the post office 🥹
My coworker gifted me this sticky note block out of nowhere! I'm usually the one gift-giving, so receiving this without any special occasion felt...different🥹
I said thank you twice but I still feel like I couldn't express how much I appreciate it (I use them every day at work, mine was running out)
I said thank you twice but I still feel like I couldn't express how much I appreciate it (I use them every day at work, mine was running out)
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My coworker gifted me this sticky note block out of nowhere! I'm usually the one gift-giving, so receiving this without any special occasion felt...different🥹
I said thank you twice but I still feel like I couldn't express how much I appreciate it (I use them every day at work, mine was running out)
I said thank you twice but I still feel like I couldn't express how much I appreciate it (I use them every day at work, mine was running out)
Not the "we need censoring" as if that is a bad thing 😓😓
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Not the "we need censoring" as if that is a bad thing 😓😓
@whimszi.bsky.social ??????????????????????????
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
@whimszi.bsky.social ??????????????????????????
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
@tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social deleted the bsky app but still thinks of you ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
@tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social deleted the bsky app but still thinks of you ❤️
With the exception of "cries at cute stuff", this is pretty accurate 🧐🤷♀️
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November 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
With the exception of "cries at cute stuff", this is pretty accurate 🧐🤷♀️
poomang.com/en/t/capybar...
poomang.com/en/t/capybar...
And lemme just say that 99% of those replies are brazilians talking to each other in portuguese under a Kurtis Conner english video
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
And lemme just say that 99% of those replies are brazilians talking to each other in portuguese under a Kurtis Conner english video
Nu-uh it's definitely darker, it's almost discord purple
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Nu-uh it's definitely darker, it's almost discord purple