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Cabbage-chan
@cabbage-chan.bsky.social
[EN/PT] | adult 😔✊ | whimsical

Cabbage-chan is a person(a?) that can be carefree and unhinged online, in a way that regular adults with jobs can't be irl.

Here you'll find intrusive thoughts winning, unfunny jokes and questionable behavior sometimes.
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December 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Don't panic
December 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I was itching to say "so what's stopping him from kissing another guy? He can't have male friends either?"
December 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Yaoi hands 😩✊
December 4, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Reposted by Cabbage-chan
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Come on girls, we just need @roxie-bianca.bsky.social and @aioli.bsky.social so the prophecy is complete 🙏
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Kiki you won't believe this but I just realized I read it wrong again 😩💀 I thought it said chulapa 💀💀💀

Also "chulapada" means a very strong slap in portuguese 😩✊
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I love taco bell so much 😩😩😩✊✊✊
December 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I read this and got it confused with chupacabras 😩😩😩✊✊✊
December 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
😭😭😭😭😭😭
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Thank you girlies, it was indeed just muscular 😔🙏
December 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM