Cabbage-chan
@cabbage-chan.bsky.social
[EN/PT] | adult 😔✊ | whimsical
Cabbage-chan is a person(a?) that can be carefree and unhinged online, in a way that regular adults with jobs can't be irl.
Here you'll find intrusive thoughts winning, unfunny jokes and questionable behavior sometimes.
Cabbage-chan is a person(a?) that can be carefree and unhinged online, in a way that regular adults with jobs can't be irl.
Here you'll find intrusive thoughts winning, unfunny jokes and questionable behavior sometimes.
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#promosky (but actually please don't perceive me)
Cabbage-chan core:
🥬 fanfics, manhwas/mangas/webcomics;
🥬 tv shows(i.e Supernatural, Hannibal, House MD,+), anime, kdramas;
🥬 sometimes kpop, sometimes emo;
🥬 youtube(i.e Smosh, Dan and Phil, Danny, Drew, Mike's Mic,+);
🥬 games?(but me don't play)
Cabbage-chan core:
🥬 fanfics, manhwas/mangas/webcomics;
🥬 tv shows(i.e Supernatural, Hannibal, House MD,+), anime, kdramas;
🥬 sometimes kpop, sometimes emo;
🥬 youtube(i.e Smosh, Dan and Phil, Danny, Drew, Mike's Mic,+);
🥬 games?(but me don't play)
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
I literally cannot relate to traditional society wtf 😭😭😭
Today at work I heard some people "joking" about that now one of the guys has a girlfriend, he can't have female friends 😩😩😩✊✊✊ and like, 4 other women joined in half joking about how they don't let their boyfriends have female friends 😭😭😭
Today at work I heard some people "joking" about that now one of the guys has a girlfriend, he can't have female friends 😩😩😩✊✊✊ and like, 4 other women joined in half joking about how they don't let their boyfriends have female friends 😭😭😭
December 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I literally cannot relate to traditional society wtf 😭😭😭
Today at work I heard some people "joking" about that now one of the guys has a girlfriend, he can't have female friends 😩😩😩✊✊✊ and like, 4 other women joined in half joking about how they don't let their boyfriends have female friends 😭😭😭
Today at work I heard some people "joking" about that now one of the guys has a girlfriend, he can't have female friends 😩😩😩✊✊✊ and like, 4 other women joined in half joking about how they don't let their boyfriends have female friends 😭😭😭
The only reason I get through the year, every year, is bc I'm waiting for the "what dan and phil text each other" video.
December 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The only reason I get through the year, every year, is bc I'm waiting for the "what dan and phil text each other" video.
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I wasn't planning on leaving it??????
December 4, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I wasn't planning on leaving it??????
I seriously have a friend that looks like this
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I seriously have a friend that looks like this
Seriously, what is up with the end of the day and going to bed that I SUDDENLY freak out and feel like not doing anything the next day ????? I swear I was fine the whole day !!!
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Seriously, what is up with the end of the day and going to bed that I SUDDENLY freak out and feel like not doing anything the next day ????? I swear I was fine the whole day !!!
!!!! 👇👇👇 !!!!
i have whimsy in my heart because i have horrors in my head
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
!!!! 👇👇👇 !!!!
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no words ? post meme
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
no words ? post meme
Chat, this one is cool, trust 🙂↕️
Also why does this look like an ass print?? 😩✊
poomang.com/en/myspectrum1
Also why does this look like an ass print?? 😩✊
poomang.com/en/myspectrum1
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Chat, this one is cool, trust 🙂↕️
Also why does this look like an ass print?? 😩✊
poomang.com/en/myspectrum1
Also why does this look like an ass print?? 😩✊
poomang.com/en/myspectrum1
Platonic marriage
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Platonic marriage
I need to take more pictures of myself bc I know for sure that a few years from now I'll look back and think "woah I looked great back then"
December 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I need to take more pictures of myself bc I know for sure that a few years from now I'll look back and think "woah I looked great back then"
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be cringe be free
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
be cringe be free
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Beijinho
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Beijinho
Last night I was dreaming smth about being in drag race and the confessionals but then the dream changed directions and it was about avatar the last air bender mixed with loki and then it changed again and I was walking down a street between dimensions and a very weir guy was following me and+
December 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Last night I was dreaming smth about being in drag race and the confessionals but then the dream changed directions and it was about avatar the last air bender mixed with loki and then it changed again and I was walking down a street between dimensions and a very weir guy was following me and+
Today I ALMOST misinterpreted an email and started writing A VERY FITTING REPLY THANK YOU VERY MUCH but then I read it again and realized they weren't being an ass, so I deleted it all and started again ✨🤗✨
December 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Today I ALMOST misinterpreted an email and started writing A VERY FITTING REPLY THANK YOU VERY MUCH but then I read it again and realized they weren't being an ass, so I deleted it all and started again ✨🤗✨
Do y'all also say the opening of Law & Order: SVU out loud ?
December 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Do y'all also say the opening of Law & Order: SVU out loud ?
SOMEONE LITERALLY, AND I MEAN *LITERALLY* HOLD ME BACK FROM STARTING TO READ THIS SLOW BURN 93K+ WORD FANFIC ON A WEEKDAY PLEASE I BEG YOU, I GOTTA GO TO WORK, I CAN'T READ THIS, AND IF I BEGIN READING AND THEN HAVE TO PAUSE TO WORK I WILL CRASH THE FUCK OUT OMGGGGGGG but it sounds so good 😭😭
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
SOMEONE LITERALLY, AND I MEAN *LITERALLY* HOLD ME BACK FROM STARTING TO READ THIS SLOW BURN 93K+ WORD FANFIC ON A WEEKDAY PLEASE I BEG YOU, I GOTTA GO TO WORK, I CAN'T READ THIS, AND IF I BEGIN READING AND THEN HAVE TO PAUSE TO WORK I WILL CRASH THE FUCK OUT OMGGGGGGG but it sounds so good 😭😭
I'm sorry, 50k+ fics, I can't read you during the week 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
a pile of dirt is spread out on a white background .
ALT: a pile of dirt is spread out on a white background .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I'm sorry, 50k+ fics, I can't read you during the week 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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