Witch Cabell, PhD
@cabell.bsky.social
Pink-haired professional bisexual witch. Contingent sociologist & bath bomb artist—order at witchqueen.net! She/her. “Cabell” rhymes with “Scrabble.”
Pretty sure this leaf is magic
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Pretty sure this leaf is magic
Yeah, I was so angry I basically had tremors on and off for a week. And then, of course, L got old enough to express independent personhood and… they got way worse
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Yeah, I was so angry I basically had tremors on and off for a week. And then, of course, L got old enough to express independent personhood and… they got way worse
YEP. When B was born, they announced her birth with the WRONG NAME—just spouse’s surname instead of her actual hyphenated one. 🤬
December 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
YEP. When B was born, they announced her birth with the WRONG NAME—just spouse’s surname instead of her actual hyphenated one. 🤬
And some might assume it follows some classic gender expression lines but with both of the couples who immediately come to mind for me, the butch is the Indoor one!
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
And some might assume it follows some classic gender expression lines but with both of the couples who immediately come to mind for me, the butch is the Indoor one!
Me & A (13), watching a Tracker ep w/teens on a hike
Me, an Indoor Queer: “Ugh, hiking.”
A: “I hate hiking.”
Me: “We have houses for a reason.”
[The teens IMMEDIATELY go missing.]
Me: “See? The moral here is—“
Me & A, in unison: “Never go hiking!”
Spouse, three rooms away: “THAT’S NOT THE MORAL!”
Me, an Indoor Queer: “Ugh, hiking.”
A: “I hate hiking.”
Me: “We have houses for a reason.”
[The teens IMMEDIATELY go missing.]
Me: “See? The moral here is—“
Me & A, in unison: “Never go hiking!”
Spouse, three rooms away: “THAT’S NOT THE MORAL!”
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Me & A (13), watching a Tracker ep w/teens on a hike
Me, an Indoor Queer: “Ugh, hiking.”
A: “I hate hiking.”
Me: “We have houses for a reason.”
[The teens IMMEDIATELY go missing.]
Me: “See? The moral here is—“
Me & A, in unison: “Never go hiking!”
Spouse, three rooms away: “THAT’S NOT THE MORAL!”
Me, an Indoor Queer: “Ugh, hiking.”
A: “I hate hiking.”
Me: “We have houses for a reason.”
[The teens IMMEDIATELY go missing.]
Me: “See? The moral here is—“
Me & A, in unison: “Never go hiking!”
Spouse, three rooms away: “THAT’S NOT THE MORAL!”
I also have not watched Titanic for similar reasons, altho I DID have a very elaborate dance (it culminated in sliding under a table and pretending to drown) that I used to do while singing the goddamn Celine Dion song at karaoke.
December 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I also have not watched Titanic for similar reasons, altho I DID have a very elaborate dance (it culminated in sliding under a table and pretending to drown) that I used to do while singing the goddamn Celine Dion song at karaoke.
BE QUIET SHE’LL HEAR YOU
December 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
BE QUIET SHE’LL HEAR YOU
I mean… yes. Yes, I’d say that’s a fair description. 😂
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I mean… yes. Yes, I’d say that’s a fair description. 😂