Witch Cabell, PhD
@cabell.bsky.social
Pink-haired professional bisexual witch. Contingent sociologist & bath bomb artist—order at witchqueen.net! She/her. “Cabell” rhymes with “Scrabble.”
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Witch Cabell, PhD
@cabell.bsky.social
· Jul 29
It has been _2_ days since our last Glitter Incident
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kinda seems like what happened is that Bradley correctly understood that he was being ordered to commit war crimes but did not anticipate that anyone would later distinguish between the types of war crimes he was willing to commit
But it does worry me a little bit to see military officials angry about Bradley being thrown under the bus without a concurrent acknowledgement that he did in fact commit an obvious war crime.
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
kinda seems like what happened is that Bradley correctly understood that he was being ordered to commit war crimes but did not anticipate that anyone would later distinguish between the types of war crimes he was willing to commit
“They play a sport where ppl skate fast and periodically remove their clothing to fight”
Bam, you’re up to speed
Bam, you’re up to speed
We’ve been talking and we agree that it’s good that Heated Rivalry so far hasn’t even tried to teach us anything about hockey. The hockey is not that vital to the plot
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
“They play a sport where ppl skate fast and periodically remove their clothing to fight”
Bam, you’re up to speed
Bam, you’re up to speed
A, age 13: “I’ve considered your offer of $20 for including ‘lesbian’ in every answer to Dad’s parents’ holiday newsletter questionnaire but I’ve decided I don’t want to risk my college fund.”
Me: “Fair.”
A: “Thank you for your understanding.”
Me: “Fair.”
A: “Thank you for your understanding.”
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
A, age 13: “I’ve considered your offer of $20 for including ‘lesbian’ in every answer to Dad’s parents’ holiday newsletter questionnaire but I’ve decided I don’t want to risk my college fund.”
Me: “Fair.”
A: “Thank you for your understanding.”
Me: “Fair.”
A: “Thank you for your understanding.”
I mean, judged against a relative standard, it would be a resounding success if nobody died
😂 some may ask this, but others of us know for damn sure that we'd be TERRIBLE project managers, regardless of our other skills and good qualities!
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I mean, judged against a relative standard, it would be a resounding success if nobody died
What the actual fuck does Tracker think it’s doing, dumping the Support Lesbians?!?
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
What the actual fuck does Tracker think it’s doing, dumping the Support Lesbians?!?
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based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
August 17, 2024 at 4:38 PM
based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
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And the lie that you can leave the system of hatred in place & it will be magically resolved by the already-rich/powerful is not only dangerous, but a huge part of how we got here.
My biggest issue with WICKED: FOR GOOD is the notion that fascism magically ends once you remove the fascist leader. The reality is that the fascist leader (the Wizard in this case) exploited an existing bigotry, stoking the flames into a blazing fire that no one simply or quickly put out.
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
And the lie that you can leave the system of hatred in place & it will be magically resolved by the already-rich/powerful is not only dangerous, but a huge part of how we got here.
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Every year since 1988, the United States has recognized World AIDS Day — until now.
Why not? Maybe because the Trump administration doesn’t want to acknowledge that its foreign aid cuts led to nearly 150,000 deaths from AIDS, according to Boston University researchers.
Shameful.
Why not? Maybe because the Trump administration doesn’t want to acknowledge that its foreign aid cuts led to nearly 150,000 deaths from AIDS, according to Boston University researchers.
Shameful.
Trump Administration Will No Longer Commemorate World AIDS Day
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Every year since 1988, the United States has recognized World AIDS Day — until now.
Why not? Maybe because the Trump administration doesn’t want to acknowledge that its foreign aid cuts led to nearly 150,000 deaths from AIDS, according to Boston University researchers.
Shameful.
Why not? Maybe because the Trump administration doesn’t want to acknowledge that its foreign aid cuts led to nearly 150,000 deaths from AIDS, according to Boston University researchers.
Shameful.
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be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
This is EXACTLY how I feel about Dr. Evermor & his sculpture park on Hwy 12
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This is EXACTLY how I feel about Dr. Evermor & his sculpture park on Hwy 12
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Having a snowstorm on small biz Saturday is really gonna fuck our holiday szn, please consider buying a book for a gift (ppl in the USA) to help keep this queer little bookstore scooting along.
we are supposed to get 1 trillion inches of snow this wknd -- please enjoy a 15% off coupon code STAYCOZY at roomofonesown.com to encourage you to stay home and browse our website (and brand new holiday cat-alogggg) from the comfort and safety of home! roomofonesown.com/catalog/2025...
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Having a snowstorm on small biz Saturday is really gonna fuck our holiday szn, please consider buying a book for a gift (ppl in the USA) to help keep this queer little bookstore scooting along.
Welp, unfortunately it’s AI slop. Fake fans say what? 😡
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Welp, unfortunately it’s AI slop. Fake fans say what? 😡
Today I added pomegranate liqueur to my cranberry sauce and I think this may be the perfect finishing touch to the recipe.
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Today I added pomegranate liqueur to my cranberry sauce and I think this may be the perfect finishing touch to the recipe.
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fuck you
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
fuck you
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
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#StarTrekTNG "Considerations"
A starship missing for two years reappears and warns Picard that the Enterprise is next. Worf worries Alexander is a Fek'lhr worshipper when he’s caught playing Wutlh pa' & Dragons late at night. Transporter chief: Tina Turner.
A starship missing for two years reappears and warns Picard that the Enterprise is next. Worf worries Alexander is a Fek'lhr worshipper when he’s caught playing Wutlh pa' & Dragons late at night. Transporter chief: Tina Turner.
![A partial clipping from an old TV Guide reads as follows:
forces Michael and KITT to go undercover as street racers to infiltrate an elite mercenary group tied to several high profile heists.
7 PM channel 13 STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION(CC)—Science Fiction; 60 min.
A starship missing for two years reappears and warns Picard that the Enterprise is next. Worf worries Alexander is a Fek'lhr worshipper when he’s caught playing Wutlh pa' & Dragons late at night. Transporter chief: Tina Turner.
[SCI] MOVIE(CC)—Action; 2 hrs.
“It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad Max.” Buddy Hack-](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yulpnkidj3dkdip5ma3c3ssn/bafkreicxxx67xco5j7jvoqg7iqjytovg36xazr3dzlvtprmwqim2smkpbe@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
#StarTrekTNG "Considerations"
A starship missing for two years reappears and warns Picard that the Enterprise is next. Worf worries Alexander is a Fek'lhr worshipper when he’s caught playing Wutlh pa' & Dragons late at night. Transporter chief: Tina Turner.
A starship missing for two years reappears and warns Picard that the Enterprise is next. Worf worries Alexander is a Fek'lhr worshipper when he’s caught playing Wutlh pa' & Dragons late at night. Transporter chief: Tina Turner.
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I contain multitudes
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I contain multitudes
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
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I’m gender fluid in the sense that I have boy pussy and girl autism
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’m gender fluid in the sense that I have boy pussy and girl autism
Well it’s definitely an improvement!
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Well it’s definitely an improvement!
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this SLEW me www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr2kytwW/
The target audience for this video is five people but I hope those people enjoy it. #arloguthrie #70smusic #folksinger #wreckoftheedmundfitzgerald #edmundfitzgerald
TikTok video by The Hey Man
www.tiktok.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
this SLEW me www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr2kytwW/
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My washing machine sings a little song when it is done with a load. Maybe it's time to consider whether my washing machine is your mom.
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My washing machine sings a little song when it is done with a load. Maybe it's time to consider whether my washing machine is your mom.
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
Okay, so I think this was posted EXACTLY as my topics class on “doing gender” was trying to tease out what exactly people mean by references to “work spouses” this afternoon 😂
who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Okay, so I think this was posted EXACTLY as my topics class on “doing gender” was trying to tease out what exactly people mean by references to “work spouses” this afternoon 😂