Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

To the cartoonist who drew this, well done.

More like Vin Molasses.

Books? Oh, those came with the shelf.

Stop blessing me. I will sneeze again.

JK Simmons adjusting hot and cold water in the shower, "Not quite my temp."

And now for an impression of a Gen Xer, "Moded, corroded, your booty exploded!"

Welcome to Los Angeles, or as it's better known, "God's Country."

You know you've had too many holiday treats when the toothpaste hits your belly instead of the sink.

We're out here buying presents for people we love. Now smile damnit!

Veterinarians really out here executing your house cat with that ugly ass pistol

What do you want for Xmas? I'd like this book about my favorite artist. Hmm, well I hope someone gets that for you.