Christian
@cachecat.bsky.social
I'm going to My Garage to get My Toolbox and My Hammer and My Saw and My Nails to work on My Project
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that a bunch of billionaires have been irreversibly brainwormed by getting addicted to a glorified chat room adds credence to my theory that spending too much time on IRC as a child acts as a powerful inoculant to the worst impulses of an escalatory group dynamic
April 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
that a bunch of billionaires have been irreversibly brainwormed by getting addicted to a glorified chat room adds credence to my theory that spending too much time on IRC as a child acts as a powerful inoculant to the worst impulses of an escalatory group dynamic
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"suspect is wearing an REI shirt and is riding a bike" good luck narrowing that down in Portland
September 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"suspect is wearing an REI shirt and is riding a bike" good luck narrowing that down in Portland
the lion does not concern himself with failing unit tests
September 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
the lion does not concern himself with failing unit tests
Slightly mad/impressed that every Saturday morning my TikTok feed becomes 100% focused on home improvement and makes me want to start 10 projects.
September 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Slightly mad/impressed that every Saturday morning my TikTok feed becomes 100% focused on home improvement and makes me want to start 10 projects.
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Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate.
August 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate.
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Last night, I rapped live at @defcon.bsky.social for the first time.
During my song titled “DFIU”, I attempted to get off stage and ripped my pants.
While literally singing about “don’t fuck it up,” I fucked it up.
Could not have been funnier if I had planned it.
Still finished the set.
During my song titled “DFIU”, I attempted to get off stage and ripped my pants.
While literally singing about “don’t fuck it up,” I fucked it up.
Could not have been funnier if I had planned it.
Still finished the set.
August 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Last night, I rapped live at @defcon.bsky.social for the first time.
During my song titled “DFIU”, I attempted to get off stage and ripped my pants.
While literally singing about “don’t fuck it up,” I fucked it up.
Could not have been funnier if I had planned it.
Still finished the set.
During my song titled “DFIU”, I attempted to get off stage and ripped my pants.
While literally singing about “don’t fuck it up,” I fucked it up.
Could not have been funnier if I had planned it.
Still finished the set.
I don’t mean to brag, but I made a purchase this week and only spent like 10 hours in deep research analysis paralysis first
July 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I don’t mean to brag, but I made a purchase this week and only spent like 10 hours in deep research analysis paralysis first
Hide My Email addresses are cool until you’re on the phone with the bank and they ask for the email address on record
“yeah so that’s gonna be
[email protected]”
“yeah so that’s gonna be
[email protected]”
July 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Hide My Email addresses are cool until you’re on the phone with the bank and they ask for the email address on record
“yeah so that’s gonna be
[email protected]”
“yeah so that’s gonna be
[email protected]”
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flight attendant: please store your luggage vertically, like a book on a bookshelf. or a taco in a taco shell.
me: quietly panicking as I realize I have never understood tacos
me: quietly panicking as I realize I have never understood tacos
June 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
flight attendant: please store your luggage vertically, like a book on a bookshelf. or a taco in a taco shell.
me: quietly panicking as I realize I have never understood tacos
me: quietly panicking as I realize I have never understood tacos
my uber driver just pulled up in a red tesla covered in crystals and tibetan prayer flags. I fear we have unlocked the final bro.
June 19, 2025 at 12:43 PM
my uber driver just pulled up in a red tesla covered in crystals and tibetan prayer flags. I fear we have unlocked the final bro.
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REVIEWING THE BEST 4K MONITORS!
Wow this was a lot of work. Okay so the 4,000th best monitor is a horrible green-phosphor CRT from 1959 which gives you electric shocks during normal usage
The 3,999th best monitor isn't much better. Get comfortable, we've got a long way to go until the good ones
Wow this was a lot of work. Okay so the 4,000th best monitor is a horrible green-phosphor CRT from 1959 which gives you electric shocks during normal usage
The 3,999th best monitor isn't much better. Get comfortable, we've got a long way to go until the good ones
May 14, 2025 at 12:14 PM
REVIEWING THE BEST 4K MONITORS!
Wow this was a lot of work. Okay so the 4,000th best monitor is a horrible green-phosphor CRT from 1959 which gives you electric shocks during normal usage
The 3,999th best monitor isn't much better. Get comfortable, we've got a long way to go until the good ones
Wow this was a lot of work. Okay so the 4,000th best monitor is a horrible green-phosphor CRT from 1959 which gives you electric shocks during normal usage
The 3,999th best monitor isn't much better. Get comfortable, we've got a long way to go until the good ones
good news: I’ve built a time machine
bad news: it only goes forward at 60 mph (minutes per hour)
bad news: it only goes forward at 60 mph (minutes per hour)
April 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
good news: I’ve built a time machine
bad news: it only goes forward at 60 mph (minutes per hour)
bad news: it only goes forward at 60 mph (minutes per hour)
you have hot singles in your area. I have compromised voter rolls and a suspiciously blinking router. we are not the same.
April 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
you have hot singles in your area. I have compromised voter rolls and a suspiciously blinking router. we are not the same.
how to fall asleep quickly: be a cat and climb on top of someone who was about to get up
April 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
how to fall asleep quickly: be a cat and climb on top of someone who was about to get up
still convinced that “having childhood memories” is just an elaborate bit everyone committed to years ago and now they’re stuck
April 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
still convinced that “having childhood memories” is just an elaborate bit everyone committed to years ago and now they’re stuck
The only three problems in CS are databases, compilers, and other people.
April 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The only three problems in CS are databases, compilers, and other people.
new AI startup: it just calls you “champ” and agrees to all your worst ideas. subscriptions cost is waived if you’ve ever called yourself a “thought leader” on LinkedIn
April 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
new AI startup: it just calls you “champ” and agrees to all your worst ideas. subscriptions cost is waived if you’ve ever called yourself a “thought leader” on LinkedIn
when a startup has artificial intelligence, it’s innovation. when i have artificial intelligence, it’s “time to be placed on a pip.”
April 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
when a startup has artificial intelligence, it’s innovation. when i have artificial intelligence, it’s “time to be placed on a pip.”
I’ve tried so many note-taking apps, but all I want is a way to dump random info with ~minimal context and maybe link it together later.
April 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I’ve tried so many note-taking apps, but all I want is a way to dump random info with ~minimal context and maybe link it together later.
me: my watch just made a sound, better turn the volume off
my brain: press the “find phone” button to make my phone do a jingle that’s 100x louder and more obnoxious
my brain: press the “find phone” button to make my phone do a jingle that’s 100x louder and more obnoxious
April 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
me: my watch just made a sound, better turn the volume off
my brain: press the “find phone” button to make my phone do a jingle that’s 100x louder and more obnoxious
my brain: press the “find phone” button to make my phone do a jingle that’s 100x louder and more obnoxious
How many grains of rice do you think you’ve eaten
March 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
How many grains of rice do you think you’ve eaten