Christian A. Dumais
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Christian A. Dumais
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An American writer & editor in Poland. My books include KILLING IT, FAILED PILOT, GO WEST, and SMASHED.

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I really took my time and just appreciated the hell out of reading this book. It might be my all-time favorite series.
December 8, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I think about this one all of the time.
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I was looking through my high school American History book and stumbled on this.

It's rare to know the actual time and place of the last time you looked at a specific page in a book.

Thanks, past me.

(Luter refers to Mrs. Luter. She was one of my favorite teachers!)
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Haven't read this edition of GERALD'S GAME yet? Can anyone tell me if it tastes any good?
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 AM
How I’ll be enjoying Alan Moore’s birthday…
November 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
A corner in my office that makes me happy.
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I've seen over a dozen variations of AI-generated Kevin Costner Facebook posts where he's on different talk shows, being asked a biting question, and then stunning the audience into silence with his answer, which is always spoken "softly." It's so bizarre.
November 17, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Almost made the rookie mistake of getting MAD instead of EVEN.
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Here's the cheat sheet for my stand-up set at the AFF show.

Experience, Weather, and Movies were all new material. Geography, Jesus on Food, and Alien Abductions are all tried and true.

We were told we had less time than planned right before the show, so I dropped Weather entirely.
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I had an absolute blast performing at the American Film Festival in #Wroclaw alongside Famous Jim Williams and The Derrek Carriveau. Thanks to everyone who showed. You were a fantastic audience!
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Here's what I love about the JAWS franchise:

In JAWS, the shark attacks the father. In JAWS 2, the shark attacks his children. In JAWS 3-D, the shark attacks the now adult children. In JAWS 4, the shark attacks the mother.

The last movie's tagline?

This time it's personal.
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 AM
When you’re the birthday boy and one of your friends ends up breaking the piñata.
November 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I found this old piece I wrote on the Halloween weekend of 1999. I was visiting my friend in DC, and we went out drinking (pretty much all I did during those years).

Here's how the piece ended...
October 31, 2025 at 9:30 AM
When I was a kid, my mother played this album all the time. I hated it.

With the anniversary of her passing approaching, I wanted to have this album for myself. I managed to find it at a music shop in Germany.

Now, of course, I love the music. I'd let her play it all the time again if I could.
October 29, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I think something's wrong with me.
October 16, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I love the packaging of this special edition book by PigOut and Corso Przemek. Just lovely work all around. I might have to pick this one up.
October 7, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I think a lot about the fact that Dana Carvey was filming THE MASTER OF DISGUISE on September 11, 2001, and when the crew got together for a group prayer, Carvey was holding hands looking like this:
October 6, 2025 at 7:22 AM
October 2, 2025 at 6:29 AM
A worthy addition to the King library.
September 30, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I think the whole Russian drones in Poland incident would have been easier to manage if my wife didn't wake up to a parade of Facebook posts that read RUSSIA INVASION!, WE ARE AT WAR! and RUSSIA HAS ENTERED POLAND! Social media is going to be the death of us all.
September 10, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Score!
September 5, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Same energy.
September 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
All of this just unlocked something I had completely forgotten about: The M comic book by Jon J. Muth. It's experimental, but really interesting. It even had a record in it with "In the Hall of the Mountain King".
September 4, 2025 at 6:38 AM
"Y’all getting any rain up your way?"
August 29, 2025 at 6:44 AM
🙁
August 27, 2025 at 9:45 AM