Caffeinated Otter
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Caffeinated Otter
@caffeinatedotter.bsky.social
Author of short and episodic fiction: fantasy, SF, smut — http://brain-implant.tech/writing/ he/him
Or GOG. I guess. If you don't care about CDPR's track record of employing neo-Nazis
December 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Pay for it and *download it immediately* if you want it, yeah?

(And hope that the devs ever manage to extract their money from itch)
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is not a new realisation! One survives
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Sorry, you want me to believe that there's a Correct Batman? Like. Which one exactly? Oh, all of them, you know. Simultaneously. All Batmans Are Real, *provided* DC would charge you admission for them
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'm perfectly willing to believe that Steam, Epic and Humble are all censorious cowards!

But look, we KNOW the banking industry is engaged in a coordinated fascist push to purge social undesirables via debanking, and have picked videogames as a softer target than going straight for burning books...
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"This paperwork is also available in Braille uwu"
December 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It's a constant of the conservative mind, isn't it, that they'll go "I don't see my sincere opinion that you're one of the Lebensunwerten Leben as an impediment to our personal friendship?" and mean it
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
My housemate is also disabled but *definitely* thinks of herself as One Of The Good Ones

I don't think she thinks I am
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My housemate is earnestly explaining to me that it Has To Be Like That, to weed out anyone who might expect the government to support them to Not Die but don't look like they're Working Hard Enough To Overcome That
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
That's mainstream culture now. "Good" is whatever the biggest lore-guzzling bootlicker shithead alive will pay money for, if you print it on a cheap toxic lunchbox.

Imagine a boot stamping on a human face, then quipping "Well, that happened!"

Forever.
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Nobody would give these people the time of day if they weren't ennobled by corporations, and they're ennobled by corporations because they're the biggest slop-ravenous unconditionally servile corporate-stan *paypigs.*
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Whether you point at the specific manifestation of the Disney adult, or the MCU fanboy, or anime weebs, or Um Harry Potter Is V. Important To My Childhood Actually;

it all amounts to "I think you'll find being juvenile and tasteless is THE MOST SOPHISTICATED POSITION ACTUALLY!!!!"
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
consists of people who have and *actively* want nothing beyond the aesthetic taste and media literacy of an undiscerning preteen

who *also* desperately, insecurely want to be treated as serious adults with deep opinions, so they just insist that being a perpetual tasteless child *is* deep, Actually
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM