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Nelle ☕️
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18+ pls!

She/They/Whatever's funniest for the bit

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Thanks, Timmy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
February 5, 2026 at 12:52 AM
he do be lookin like the hal laboratory logo
January 25, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Like okay buddy. Blame the poors. Don't look at the suburban, middle to upper-middle class communities, whatever you do!
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January 20, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Didn't realize telling people to not wield classist--and frankly racist and ableist-- rhetoric was so controversial in leftist circles, but alright. But what do I know, we're just a bunch of dumb subhuman hicks who don't know any better, right?
January 20, 2026 at 5:16 PM
January 13, 2026 at 8:28 PM
mmm yes of course, how did I not realize that saying "don't post videos of a half-naked guy to tiktok, that opens you up to legal issues and makes the case more complicated" is classic men's rights activist rhetoric?
January 11, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Every day I stay in this shithole of a state, my hatred for Andy Ogles, Bill Lee, and Marsha Blackburn grows stronger.
January 11, 2026 at 12:23 AM
January 10, 2026 at 8:03 PM
they're violating mpregs?
January 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
January 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
....please be about bread. pleae be bread.
January 2, 2026 at 12:40 AM
December 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
December 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
maga rn
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
oh god, it's a real image.
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
So how about those Epstein emails?
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
it's literally this post
November 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
making unhinged fanart for the work mascot that I definitely didn't spend too much time and effort on
October 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
well, guess I'm adding another entry on my list of "reasons why I'm glad I never got too deep into homestuck"
August 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
July 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Wow, that sounds pretty bad, Politico, I wonder what the context was?

...It was the 2020 election. The cop was crying because Trump lost, you absolute fucking disingenuous rag of a news site.
July 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
many thanks to @punk4justicestudio.bsky.social for the kickass stickers!
...now to spend entirely too much time worrying about where to put them 💀
July 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
July 21, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I keep saying "my seanoning" because of this stupid tumblr post
July 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM