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Nelle ☕️
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18+ pls!

She/They/Whatever's funniest for the bit

AuDHD shitposter extraordinaire and energy drink connoisseur 🔋💦

fake gamer girls in your area! click here!
twitch.com/caffeineheadache
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It's not the worst thing they do morally but one of the most embarrassing things about this era is state capture by "PLEASE SHARE, MEXICAN BARISTA WROTE 'GRINGO' ON MY STARBUCKS CUP!!!!" people
Time to get one of those Hilton Rewards cards I guess!
January 5, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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US condemned at the UN - no country stood with the U.S.

"Trump’s ambassador to the United Nations, Mike Waltz, told the Council that the U.S. views the Western Hemisphere as its domain and that Venezuela’s vast energy reserves cannot remain outside U.S. control".
open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...
Monday Afternoon News Updates as Trump is Condemned at U.N. — 1/5/26
Catch up on today's news, so far.
open.substack.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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old way: start > run > notepad.exe

new way: launch microsoft 365 copilot for sharepoint copilot for office copilot 365 hbo max 365 and simply say: "hey cortana. copilot run notepad copilot. sharepoint"
January 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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lol sure
January 5, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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Are you there god? It’s me, Trisha. Please come and get it today. You brought it here. Now it’s time to take it away.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Signed,
The World
January 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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Oh fuck you so much already 2026! The incredible guitarist Munehiro Narita of High Rise has died, as confirmed by Steven Krakow. I was able to see High Rise at the Empty Bottle in 1997, and Narita again there in 2017. He was just astonishing. This track will melt your face. youtu.be/9oKdutjHlwE
High Rise - Skive
YouTube video by mustaba1234
youtu.be
January 5, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Household leaks need to be abolished
On AI & water, it looks like all US data center usage (not just AI) ranges from 628M gallons a day (counting evaporation from dam reservoirs used for hydro-power) to 200-275M with power but not dam evaporation, to 50M for cooling datacenters alone.

So not nothing, but also a lot less than golf.
January 5, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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@jasonkoebler.bsky.social now might be a good time to follow up on payment processors forcing the removal of adult video games from platforms like steam and itch by asking visa if they're still partnering with elon musk on his csam generator site
January 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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@saletan.bsky.social says what so many of us are thinking: "Maduro’s regime isn’t the first government Trump has tried to topple in our hemisphere. It’s the second." www.thebulwark.com/p/which-coun...
Which Countries Will Trump Invade Next? He’s Given Us a Guide.
The reasons he listed for toppling Venezuela’s Maduro apply just as well to many other governments.
www.thebulwark.com
January 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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100% agree with @gregpak.net We know that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social and his folks were active on Bluesky during the campaign and transition, no reason to be on X in any capacity.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, could you please establish an official NYC Mayor account on Bluesky and post everything your office is currently posting on X over here?

And please remove all city accounts from X, which has become a CSAM creation and distribution site?

No money for Musk, ever, please.
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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This video, viewed millions of times on TikTok, Facebook and X, claims to show Venezuelans taking to the street to thank the US for detaining Maduro.

But the video is a combination of four AI-generated clips and was first posted on TikTok by a user who frequently shares AI videos. It's not real.
January 4, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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fun fact: my first ever concert was my chemical romance the black parade tour with muse supporting on their first u.s. tour ever
January 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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Hello,

Karl (sad trombone noise) was a 24 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University on the viability of community moderation.

We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
he singlehandedly demonstrated basically everything that could go wrong with relying heavily on community-run moderation
January 5, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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This is absolutely horrific.

www.wowt.com/2025/12/29/d...
Detention officer admits to sexually abusing detainee at ICE facility
The charge carries a sentence of up to 15 years in prison.
www.wowt.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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🚨🧵on Venezuela

While the final US military operation last weekend might have been under cover of darkness, the build-up to it was out in the open for all to see.

I've constructed some timelines of the immediate build-up covering both the strikes and the supporting actions...

1/11
January 5, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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Absolutely blows my mind that Americans have this attitude to work / life. That they put up with hardly any annual leave, being in massive debt for health and education, no paid maternity leave. Greatest land in the World though... for employers.
A Dutch worker went viral after explaining to their American boss that they have a life outside work.
January 5, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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Hey Max, I know you live in America so you know nothing about the IDF, but lying for Hasbara s just a new low

1. These are obviously tactical unit clothes worn by the IDF
2. There’s obviously a Golani Brigade flag behind him, an IDF Unit
3. Golani serves in Gaza, so we DO know where he’s shooting
January 5, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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SC House 98 you have an election tomorrow! You can help elect a Democrat to the MAGA General Assembly if you will show up! The rest of us are counting on you! #scpol @sonjaosatani.bsky.social needs your votes!
Two Virginia special elections (for HD77 and SD15) tomorrow. Both are strongly "blue" districts, but let's not take anything for granted, ever. bluevirginia.us/2026/01/seve... h/t @PollTracker2024
January 5, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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I would like to suggest an alternative: someone just kills the local pedophile.
elon musk's actions and excuses are going to force congress to repeal section 230 of the c.d.a. which will be a disaster for the entire internet and will effectively put anyone who can't afford a team of lawyers out of the publishing business
Elon Musk chatbot repeatedly making CSAM on demand should be one of the single biggest stories right now and it's effectively a collective shrug instead
January 5, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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Embodies the underlying weirdness of this government - the minister in question hasn't tweeted for *OVER A YEAR* because the site is a cesspit.
Cabinet Office Minister Baroness Anderson tells the Lords the Government will keep on using X.

"I still believe that X is an appropriate platform to use because I believe in freedom of speech..."

"It is incredibly important that there is a counter narrative on those platforms," she says.
January 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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If a bat touches you and you're not controlling it like this with thick gloves and knowing what you're doing

You need to get a rabies vaccination and I'm deadly serious.

If a bat *touches* you.
PSA for any bat-friends inspired by this post: thick work gloves like the ones being worn in this picture are absolutely necessary before attempting to handle a bat! Do not let it anywhere near bare skin! And if it appears ill or is acting erratically, do not approach, just call a pro
Hey if I'm late on my next deadline its because I just spent 2 hours swabbing this guy with oil to save him from a moth trap
January 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM