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Nelle ☕️
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18+ pls!

She/They/Whatever's funniest for the bit

AuDHD shitposter extraordinaire and energy drink connoisseur 🔋💦

fake gamer girls in your area! click here!
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In addition to this being a touching paean to NYC, Mamdani made a powerful statement of trans solidarity by featuring @berniew.bsky.social as his Inauguration Day announcer.
Nice touch - the trans announcer from the subway (“Stand clear of the platform edge”) is doing the announcing
January 2, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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My first Nancy strip, for New Year’s Day 2026❣️
January 1, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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At the same time, my healthcare premiums increased by 150%, Trump and his wealthy friends enjoyed a caviar bar. Who thought it was a good idea to put these people in charge?

#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Pinks
Caviar station and ice sculpture at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago party as food banks continue to be stretched thin
January 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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every time trump brags about his IQ test I wonder if this is what he is talking about
January 1, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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renaming mar-a-lago "black lives matter, trans rights are human rights, and no human is illegal" and then getting mad when kid rock declines to perform there
December 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Of the many new California laws that went into effect today, one permanently bans plastic grocery bags everywhere, and another requires police to note on their reports if they used AI to write it

Hell yeah
January 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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if you still use Twitter please understand that you are enabling and supporting this.

It’s only going to get worse, so you may as well leave now and start rebuilding your “following” anywhere else.
For the last few days on X, people (mainly women, and sometimes children) have had nonconsensual images of them in swimsuits (or much worse) requested by users and created by Grok.

Musk's only apparent response thus far has been to crack jokes about it.
so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform
January 2, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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Today is our first day without federal funding. Our commitment to providing trusted, objective journalism hasn't wavered.

For 50 years, PBS News has helped you understand the world and make informed decisions. This mission drives our work every day, and your support of PBS News makes it possible.
October 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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In case you haven’t had it yet with Big Tech…

They’re feeding their employees nicotine pouches “to boost productivity”

🎁🔗 web.archive.org/web/20251231...
January 1, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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Swap the word for Chrisitans, still love the idea bitches?

I have moral objections to those who give money to pedophile rings that cover up the child abuse committed by their leaders.

Oh that's not right or fair?
Who's the snowflake demanding special rights now?

www.joemygod.com/2025/12/ok-b...
OK Bill Would Let Doctors Refuse LGBTQ Patients - Joe.My.God.
The Oklahoman reports: Oklahoma lawmakers are considering legislation that would allow physicians to deny patients services based on moral objections to the treatment. Though the measure did not move ...
www.joemygod.com
January 1, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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If the founding fathers had meant to sell America's government to the highest bidders, the Constitution's first words would have been "We the Rich People".
January 1, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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for those unfamiliar with what's going on on the former birdsite now X, the so-called "AI" Grok is now generating non-consensual erotic images at request including of children
January 1, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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Only 28% Of Counties Have Measles Herd Immunity

Measles “herd immunity” requires
95% of kindergartners vaccinated.

Only 28% of US counties pass.

Schools, buffeted by politics, have become less strict.

5.2 million kids are in danger of Measles outbreak. 🎁

www.washingtonpost.com/health/inter...
U.S. vaccination rates are plunging. Look up where your school stands.
Take a look to see what the kindergarten measles vaccination rates are in your area.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 1, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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NOTE: Some people seem to be thinking that I'm understating how ugly the 2026 ACA rate hikes are, which anyone who knows me will find either hilarious or absolutely bonkers.

I'M LITERALLY THE GUY WHO'S BEEN WARNING ABOUT NET PREMIUMS JUMPING AS MUCH AS 400%, 500% OR 1,000% FOR A FUCKING YEAR NOW.
January 1, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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you are watching Zohran’s inauguration as a sign of hope that a better world is possible. I am watching Zohran’s inauguration to see what coat he’s wearing so I can update the outfit of the sim inspired by him. we are not the same
January 1, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Just to clarify: Not *all* ACA subsidies have expired. A large chunk of them have, but they’re still *mostly* around.

If they all expired, net premiums would triple or quadruple on average instead of “only” doubling, which is disastrous enough.
Don’t forget at 12:01 AM, January 1, 2026 the ACA subsidies will no longer exist all because of a little man who’s jealous of a man that’s 1 million times better than him.
January 1, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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JACK SMITH ON MARSHA BLACKBURN: “False & misleading — I did not choose those members of Congress, President Trump did.”

@MarshaBlackburn & @SenatorHagerty tried to grab millions and get Jack disbarred… for protecting 🇺🇸 after the insurrection Trump called them to help him with.
January 1, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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Dog Boop belongs to the people, get drawing
The early version of Betty Boop is now in the public domain.
January 1, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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New Year, Same undefeated smell
January 1, 2026 at 11:40 PM