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That Anonymous Coward

@thatac.bsky.social

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Sociopathic Immortal. Designed to be distrusted. The gay one with a trendy avatar. Mom warned you about me. AKA - [Bad Thing] Oof / Yikes YMMV I'm nothing like you expected, yet so much worse than you imagined. I might be crazy, but I'm fun. Pottymouth.

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That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · Oct 30

TAC has not received any National Security Letters or FISA court orders, and has not been subject to any gag order by a FISA court.

And this is my regular skeet apologizing to those who followed me without ANY idea the hell they had unleashed in their lives in that moment

That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · 1h

Well FEMA needed to be punished for the letter from people pointing out the leadership is a moron.
Wanted people to come w/o lawyers to be interrogated & name those who supported the letter.

But lucky for us disasters happen during business hours so they have a leader available.

That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · 2h

Photo of Ryan Gosling looking bemused.

Friend - Why do you still by jockstraps?
Me - Sports
Friend - What sport do you play?
Me - Gay sex

That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · 2h

Good news everyone!!!
It's a suppository!!

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 4h

when that colloidal silver hits just right

RFK Jr behind Trump and Oz looking like he's about to pass out

That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · 2h

That is outside of anything I had heard, but he was all in on MAGA so ti would seem believeable.

That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · 3h

Wait for it to be the excuse for the next time someone gets a photo of his cankles.

That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · 3h

Allegedly it just tells the other if you look at the evil evil porn.

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That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · 3h

*slowly raises a finger as I try to put the sentence together*

That in which there are court records that show I am more trustworthy than a vast majority of the DoJ lawyers.

Keep rereading it until the pain stops.
(kidding, it never ends)

That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · 3h

Imma afraid to look but is the cop going to try to hide behind the $0.50 cent field test that detects everything as drugs?

That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · 3h

A tweet. Ally Maynard @missmayn
a fucked up scary thing about older christians is how a lot of them truly, deeply believe their big emotions and strong opinions come directly from god when they actually came from lead poisoning.

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That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · 3h

Because its wrong to let him be punished for his sins.

They think its a fringe benefit of their faith.

Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 9h

JFC. Ron DeHaas, founder of the Christian antiporn app Covenant Eyes, has stepped down from NCOSE after his 38-year old son was charged with sexual abuse of a child.

Covenant Eyes is the app used by House Speaker Mike Johnson and his son to monitor each other's internet behavior.

Covenant Eyes Cofounder Helps Post Bond for Adult Stepson, Who Is Charged With Felony Child Sex Abuse

In August, Thomas Wideman, an adult stepson of Covenant Eyes cofounder Ron DeHaas, was arrested during a CSAM sting operation.

churchleaders.com

That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · 7h

fractal wrongness.

That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · 7h

*small smirk*

That thing where I was hoping that Xi would spike the deal right at the end for the lulz.

That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · 7h

My brain gltiched on the characters name but I had already committed to it so I ran with it.

Cling tenaciously to my buttocks & I'll get us out of here.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LAI...

Powdered Toast Man | The Ren & Stimpy Show | Comedy Central Africa

YouTube video by Comedy Central Africa

www.youtube.com

That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · 8h

IIRC he also ended up getting a cease and desist for using the very valuable mark

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That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · 8h

*ponders... lit torch appears above my head*

Its a really Christian thing to do, they misrepresent what their book says, they claim god wrote it but ignore there isn't a single manuscript from when it was written, or that a printer was paid to change phrases...

Its almost like sin isn't real.

That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · 8h

Powdered Toast or death!!

a very muscular man cosplaying as Powdered Toast Man

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That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · 8h

*blinks*

I would never do that, you didn't ask for assistance.

There are so many people on here who think they were anointed by a higher power to tell us poor heathens how we are supposed to run our accounts. I think it might be a contagious form of brain damage, so I tell them off & block them.

That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · 9h

I'm guessing replying with their home address is frowned upon.

That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · 9h

Was it for Putin pissed off he didn't get what he paid for?

That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · 9h

Pay no attention to the fact that a bunch of my rich friends will be protected and not have to suffer losses from their stupid decisions.

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 13h

“Stabilizing Argentina is ‘America First’.”

🇦🇷 🇺🇸

That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · 10h

because they worship the dollar & if they emulate & adore the rich they will be rich

That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · 10h

2 panel image left panel a stack of blank cds, right panel assorted nuts.
Text across the top - 'Do you wanna'

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That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · 10h

They might have been smart early on, but as time goes on they begin to worry about those who say anything not completely in approval of anything they are doing.
People who should be their sounding board are run off & replaced with yes men sycophants who encourage the worst impulses.

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That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · 10h

Oh... oh noes...

That whole ChatGPT psychosis thing... they planned it.
They are trying to give us the experience of being as brain damaged & deranged as they are without allowing us to amass the wealth normally required.

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That Anonymous Coward @thatac.bsky.social · 10h

The other important questions that come to mind are...

does anyone else know its there
can you keep them away from it
anyones desk close enough to hear moaning?