@cahvt.bsky.social
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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Hey bros in my replies telling me to “cry harder”,
89 people were cut in the FDA’s human foods program over the weekend, including staff with expertise in infant formula safety.
I’m sure that shit won’t affect you right? Not people you love?
Infants you love?
Just us Libs right?
89 people were cut in the FDA’s human foods program over the weekend, including staff with expertise in infant formula safety.
I’m sure that shit won’t affect you right? Not people you love?
Infants you love?
Just us Libs right?
February 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Hey bros in my replies telling me to “cry harder”,
89 people were cut in the FDA’s human foods program over the weekend, including staff with expertise in infant formula safety.
I’m sure that shit won’t affect you right? Not people you love?
Infants you love?
Just us Libs right?
89 people were cut in the FDA’s human foods program over the weekend, including staff with expertise in infant formula safety.
I’m sure that shit won’t affect you right? Not people you love?
Infants you love?
Just us Libs right?
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Trump during campaign: Starting the day I take the Oath of Office I will rapidly drive prices down
Trump today: Inflation is back...I had nothing to do with it
Trump today: Inflation is back...I had nothing to do with it
February 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Trump during campaign: Starting the day I take the Oath of Office I will rapidly drive prices down
Trump today: Inflation is back...I had nothing to do with it
Trump today: Inflation is back...I had nothing to do with it
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Murphy: "Hegseth got the job because he's the weekend news anchor on Fox, and Trump watches a lot of Fox and so he decided to make that guy the head of the DOD and our chief negotiator in Ukraine. Pete Hegseth is screwing it up badly, but of course he is ... all he knows how to do is read the news"
February 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Murphy: "Hegseth got the job because he's the weekend news anchor on Fox, and Trump watches a lot of Fox and so he decided to make that guy the head of the DOD and our chief negotiator in Ukraine. Pete Hegseth is screwing it up badly, but of course he is ... all he knows how to do is read the news"
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Van Hollen: "Can you imagine FDR in the middle of WW2 saying to Churchill, 'you know, we're not going to continue to help you until you turn over half of your coal and mineral reserves.' That's not how you behave when you want to support a friend who's under attack by an authoritarian like Putin."
February 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Van Hollen: "Can you imagine FDR in the middle of WW2 saying to Churchill, 'you know, we're not going to continue to help you until you turn over half of your coal and mineral reserves.' That's not how you behave when you want to support a friend who's under attack by an authoritarian like Putin."
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So if Musk doesn’t run DOGE, and DOGE isn’t a real government agency, then no one has to listen to Musk or do what the DOGE bros tell them to do, right?
NEWSY: The White House confirms tonight that Elon Musk is NOT the administrator of DOGE and is not even technically part of it.
He's a "senior adviser to the president" like Anita Dunn, they say. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
He's a "senior adviser to the president" like Anita Dunn, they say. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
So if Musk doesn’t run DOGE, and DOGE isn’t a real government agency, then no one has to listen to Musk or do what the DOGE bros tell them to do, right?
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A top Social Security Administration official resigned after clashing with Musk staffers over access to sensitive personal records. They sought entry into an internal system containing Americans’ private data.
Thank you, Michelle, for resisting—and for your 30 years of service.
Thank you, Michelle, for resisting—and for your 30 years of service.
February 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
A top Social Security Administration official resigned after clashing with Musk staffers over access to sensitive personal records. They sought entry into an internal system containing Americans’ private data.
Thank you, Michelle, for resisting—and for your 30 years of service.
Thank you, Michelle, for resisting—and for your 30 years of service.
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An unelected broligarch and his merry band of unripened incels have hacked our bank accounts, Bird flu is raging, TB is is spreading, planes are falling out of the sky, Trump’s planning Gaz-a-Largo and eggs are more expensive than ever, but at least we’re getting plastic straws back.
February 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
An unelected broligarch and his merry band of unripened incels have hacked our bank accounts, Bird flu is raging, TB is is spreading, planes are falling out of the sky, Trump’s planning Gaz-a-Largo and eggs are more expensive than ever, but at least we’re getting plastic straws back.