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I block if you spam-follow literal thousands of accounts. Heretic.
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I block if you spam-follow literal thousands of accounts. Heretic.
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I don't subscribe to anyone whose political ideas are anything less than food and water being human rights.
I had a really fun time at the club with some friends a week ago, but I'm glad to return to my isolation pit where I forget 75% of what I did by the end of the day.
February 15, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I had a really fun time at the club with some friends a week ago, but I'm glad to return to my isolation pit where I forget 75% of what I did by the end of the day.
This is a hard thought to convey, so bear with me. But why do some Youtubers insist on trying to limit their reactions when playing horror games? Like, congrats, you didn't flinch and look silly or whatever, but the ending result is a less entertaining video. A win and a loss, I guess?
February 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This is a hard thought to convey, so bear with me. But why do some Youtubers insist on trying to limit their reactions when playing horror games? Like, congrats, you didn't flinch and look silly or whatever, but the ending result is a less entertaining video. A win and a loss, I guess?
WHAT THE FUCK: www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverrea...
Apparently the urge to become a parent makes you completely unmoved by the suffering of your wife. And turns you into a manipulative asswipe.
Apparently the urge to become a parent makes you completely unmoved by the suffering of your wife. And turns you into a manipulative asswipe.
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February 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
WHAT THE FUCK: www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverrea...
Apparently the urge to become a parent makes you completely unmoved by the suffering of your wife. And turns you into a manipulative asswipe.
Apparently the urge to become a parent makes you completely unmoved by the suffering of your wife. And turns you into a manipulative asswipe.
Another annoying thing about republicans, why do they never shut up about "democrats know nothing about economics" yet they voted for someone who is actively making the economy worse. Oh wait, I think by "economy" they meant rich people exclusively
February 3, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Another annoying thing about republicans, why do they never shut up about "democrats know nothing about economics" yet they voted for someone who is actively making the economy worse. Oh wait, I think by "economy" they meant rich people exclusively
What I will never understand is how republicans will say shit like "children were TRAUMATIZED by MASKS" or "gas being +$3 per gallon DESTROYED OUR CUNTRY, THANKS BEDEN" But they aren't raising nearly as much of a ruckus about people fucking dying as a direct result of trump's policy.
February 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
What I will never understand is how republicans will say shit like "children were TRAUMATIZED by MASKS" or "gas being +$3 per gallon DESTROYED OUR CUNTRY, THANKS BEDEN" But they aren't raising nearly as much of a ruckus about people fucking dying as a direct result of trump's policy.
Metal detectorists have to make the law their personality if anyone opposes the legality of what they're doing. TLDR; study up to tell off Karen. So I looked into the law behind metal detecting for my state. It was last updated in 1987... and it doesn't cover a lot. It doesn't even mention permits.
January 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Metal detectorists have to make the law their personality if anyone opposes the legality of what they're doing. TLDR; study up to tell off Karen. So I looked into the law behind metal detecting for my state. It was last updated in 1987... and it doesn't cover a lot. It doesn't even mention permits.
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Hear me out: you’re not allowed to vote if you think this specific video is real
January 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Hear me out: you’re not allowed to vote if you think this specific video is real
This is why my faith in humanity will always be lukewarm at best. Why the fuck are the majority of comments under JD Vance's interview sucking this man off? The future accomplice to Hitler #2, and conservatives couldn't be happier. Fucking wild.
January 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
This is why my faith in humanity will always be lukewarm at best. Why the fuck are the majority of comments under JD Vance's interview sucking this man off? The future accomplice to Hitler #2, and conservatives couldn't be happier. Fucking wild.
I've had thoughts about moving out of the US waayy back because of our terrible healthcare system and school shootings twice a day it seems.
But now, I'm really starting to consider it for real this time. Our country is turning into a dumpster fire, full of nazis and nazi sympathizers.
But now, I'm really starting to consider it for real this time. Our country is turning into a dumpster fire, full of nazis and nazi sympathizers.
January 21, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I've had thoughts about moving out of the US waayy back because of our terrible healthcare system and school shootings twice a day it seems.
But now, I'm really starting to consider it for real this time. Our country is turning into a dumpster fire, full of nazis and nazi sympathizers.
But now, I'm really starting to consider it for real this time. Our country is turning into a dumpster fire, full of nazis and nazi sympathizers.
I've been thinking about a reel where someone says "what happened to people having interests and spending time with friends?" In the comments someone said "it's the phones". This hit home. I've been thinking about metal detecting for a while, and I think that would be good to get me outside more.
December 25, 2024 at 8:59 PM
I've been thinking about a reel where someone says "what happened to people having interests and spending time with friends?" In the comments someone said "it's the phones". This hit home. I've been thinking about metal detecting for a while, and I think that would be good to get me outside more.
Reasons I never want kids:
I want to live my own life without having to give it up for someone else, avoiding poor financial choices, I see no point in procreating, I don't need to create people to find community, kids are disgusting creatures, I wouldn't be a good parent, etc.
#childfree
I want to live my own life without having to give it up for someone else, avoiding poor financial choices, I see no point in procreating, I don't need to create people to find community, kids are disgusting creatures, I wouldn't be a good parent, etc.
#childfree
December 25, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Reasons I never want kids:
I want to live my own life without having to give it up for someone else, avoiding poor financial choices, I see no point in procreating, I don't need to create people to find community, kids are disgusting creatures, I wouldn't be a good parent, etc.
#childfree
I want to live my own life without having to give it up for someone else, avoiding poor financial choices, I see no point in procreating, I don't need to create people to find community, kids are disgusting creatures, I wouldn't be a good parent, etc.
#childfree
Religion is the enemy of progress. That is, any religion that dehumanizes people of certain identities for not fitting their mold. Nobody is immune to propaganda, and people are more than willing to believe colored folks or trans people are behind their life issues, not themselves.
December 24, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Religion is the enemy of progress. That is, any religion that dehumanizes people of certain identities for not fitting their mold. Nobody is immune to propaganda, and people are more than willing to believe colored folks or trans people are behind their life issues, not themselves.
Is it weird that I.... mean exactly what I say?? My brain is too dumb to have any underlying meaning. Like, do people really use nice words for ill purposes???
December 24, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Is it weird that I.... mean exactly what I say?? My brain is too dumb to have any underlying meaning. Like, do people really use nice words for ill purposes???
Attack on Titan is the kinda series where it's too god damn overwhelming to get attached to. I'm not even sad it's over, I feel relieved.
December 24, 2024 at 12:04 PM
Attack on Titan is the kinda series where it's too god damn overwhelming to get attached to. I'm not even sad it's over, I feel relieved.
How does a YouTube video go trending about JUST a pregnancy? How are people this empty that they go wild over how someone had sex with little to no precautions?
December 23, 2024 at 7:16 AM
How does a YouTube video go trending about JUST a pregnancy? How are people this empty that they go wild over how someone had sex with little to no precautions?
I fucking love the blast beats guy on tiktok. Can I legally adopt him?
December 22, 2024 at 9:21 PM
I fucking love the blast beats guy on tiktok. Can I legally adopt him?
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Elon Musk’s mom is actually one of the strongest arguments against having kids
December 21, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Elon Musk’s mom is actually one of the strongest arguments against having kids
Why do artists with 1 fan have such fkin bangers
December 21, 2024 at 9:21 AM
Why do artists with 1 fan have such fkin bangers
Attack on Titan episode: thousands of humans die from being eaten by titans
The opening: Goofy ahh song
The opening: Goofy ahh song
December 21, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Attack on Titan episode: thousands of humans die from being eaten by titans
The opening: Goofy ahh song
The opening: Goofy ahh song
I'm gonna make my own government of frogs and toads and somehow be less incompetent than republicans.
December 20, 2024 at 10:39 PM
I'm gonna make my own government of frogs and toads and somehow be less incompetent than republicans.
Attack on Titan is so underrated wtf
December 20, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Attack on Titan is so underrated wtf
Instagram is getting actually ridiculous with the ads. I open reels and get served 8 ads in a row??? Someone pls bless us with an ad blocker that works on there 🙏
December 20, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Instagram is getting actually ridiculous with the ads. I open reels and get served 8 ads in a row??? Someone pls bless us with an ad blocker that works on there 🙏
I let the landlord know that my floor's washer is broken, as well as the one on the floor below.
Next day, what do you know? They switched the machines. Now we have the worse washer. Fuck's sake man.
Next day, what do you know? They switched the machines. Now we have the worse washer. Fuck's sake man.
December 20, 2024 at 4:26 AM
I let the landlord know that my floor's washer is broken, as well as the one on the floor below.
Next day, what do you know? They switched the machines. Now we have the worse washer. Fuck's sake man.
Next day, what do you know? They switched the machines. Now we have the worse washer. Fuck's sake man.
Don't you just love it when people who min-max are angry when others just want to enjoy the games they play?
December 19, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Don't you just love it when people who min-max are angry when others just want to enjoy the games they play?
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...