Oh AND my buses were stacked.

I just had to check if this was real. It's so funny to me how behind their colors of the year always are. Like they picked coral 3 years after coral was in. We're already fully moving away from neutrals/whites into more bold 90s-inspired color pops. How are they so bad at their one thing???

I do actually!

"meeting the moment"

One of my friends with a cargo bike should swing by, I think we could still beat the 80 to my house.

So true! I love when an image I absolutely cannot interpret has alt text.

I am sincerely not understanding but you seem nice and like we want the same things for the city so I'm just going to chalk this up to it being difficult to interpret tone over text.

?????

That's not what "all time November snow record" means which is why I said it wasn't true that we'd broken it. But also this is literally a post about people harshing my winter vibes....

That's not true, this November isn't even in the top 3 snowiest. We only beat the previous one day November record by .4in. This was just one large storm.

I absolutely adore winter. Let me enjoy things! I went for a run on the 606 this morning! I've made a chili and a soup since the snow started! I've made two pots of Mexican hot chocolate (shout-out Abuelita). You too can enjoy the dark half of the year!

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Oh this is horrible, I'm so sorry. I hope the surgery and recovery are as easy as they can be.

While You Were Sleeping begs to differ

Not really a fan of more cops on the streets but if they're there anyway... pick up a shovel, asshole.

My spouse, a lifelong hockey player, asked me how much hockey was in this and I said it's a thin hockey veneerat best.

(I love hockey and there's actually some fun Easter eggs so far)

((mostly that I think this could is thinly veiled Auston Matthews/Connor McDavid fanfic))