How many federal judges does it take to break a monopoly these days? Small and medium sized businesses are struggling all over the country because of this problem and there’s no one coming to save them. #contraction

Curious about why consumer facing businesses haven’t mass adopted this platform yet. I need to complain about IKEA @ them sometimes. #ikea #blueskybusiness

More of the renovation journey…

What I imagine the White House looks like right now

Renovation station at the new place. I went over to see how the contractor did on day one…plenty of progress! +they discovered Hook ‘Em Horns orange tile in the bathroom under the old flooring. Oof.

What…what kind of state of irony are we living in that THIS day of commemoration is happening on the same day as the inauguration of THIS president? Holy hell.

I just want a life where I can live with a herd of chonky bears.

The freakout in Austin is almost worth the chilly air and forthcoming icy roads. Almost.

Why didn’t BlueSky build in a “Connect my Contacts” feature here? If you want mass adoption, people need to find the mofos they know easily. And no, I don’t want to download a separate “Bridge” app from Chrome to do this easy function you could build in for users 🙈 #heatherhates

It’d be nice if folks would stop talking smack about TikTok. Was it a platform I liked? No. But it had cool video creation features + launched a lot of people’s businesses. Isn’t that what we want?

BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.

I never really embraced Twitter and killed my account when it became X. Don’t know how much I’ll use this…but if it helps kill X, I’m here for that.