Mamasaurus Jess
@cakesandtacos.bsky.social
I’m the flamingo queen! 🦩👑
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Just want to point out that this man was leading the whole Turning Point USA crowd in prayer last week.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
Russell Brand charged with further counts of rape and sexual assault
The alleged offences took place in 2009, the Crown Protection Service said
www.independent.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Just want to point out that this man was leading the whole Turning Point USA crowd in prayer last week.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
Is late stage capitalism a hellscape to live through? Yes.
Am I living for the Stranger Things tie-in commercials from real companies? Also yes. 🤷♀️
Am I living for the Stranger Things tie-in commercials from real companies? Also yes. 🤷♀️
December 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Is late stage capitalism a hellscape to live through? Yes.
Am I living for the Stranger Things tie-in commercials from real companies? Also yes. 🤷♀️
Am I living for the Stranger Things tie-in commercials from real companies? Also yes. 🤷♀️
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Do some of you remember how I said a few months ago that the fascists aren't having fun? They still aren't, lol.
Their parties [when they have them] SUCK.
They make bad art.
They aren't funny.
They CRAVE Leftist popular culture & resent the fact that they do.
They aren't actually having fun
Their parties [when they have them] SUCK.
They make bad art.
They aren't funny.
They CRAVE Leftist popular culture & resent the fact that they do.
They aren't actually having fun
October 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Do some of you remember how I said a few months ago that the fascists aren't having fun? They still aren't, lol.
Their parties [when they have them] SUCK.
They make bad art.
They aren't funny.
They CRAVE Leftist popular culture & resent the fact that they do.
They aren't actually having fun
Their parties [when they have them] SUCK.
They make bad art.
They aren't funny.
They CRAVE Leftist popular culture & resent the fact that they do.
They aren't actually having fun
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I smashed my finger and split my nail last August and it still splits in the same place. That’s August of 2024. It seems like a dumb thing to go to a doctor for but also…it seems like it shouldn’t be happening for 14 months :/
October 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I smashed my finger and split my nail last August and it still splits in the same place. That’s August of 2024. It seems like a dumb thing to go to a doctor for but also…it seems like it shouldn’t be happening for 14 months :/
Never in a million years would I have guessed that one day I’d consider the actor who plays ~Gabe Lewis~ to be one of the funniest people of our generation.
a man in a suit is standing in a room holding a piece of paper .
ALT: a man in a suit is standing in a room holding a piece of paper .
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Never in a million years would I have guessed that one day I’d consider the actor who plays ~Gabe Lewis~ to be one of the funniest people of our generation.
This is so random but has anyone had a frozen pizza lately that still has the cardboard circle? And if yes what brand? 👀
I need some for a Halloween activity & it would be so much easier to not have to cut cardboard circles myself lol
I need some for a Halloween activity & it would be so much easier to not have to cut cardboard circles myself lol
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
This is so random but has anyone had a frozen pizza lately that still has the cardboard circle? And if yes what brand? 👀
I need some for a Halloween activity & it would be so much easier to not have to cut cardboard circles myself lol
I need some for a Halloween activity & it would be so much easier to not have to cut cardboard circles myself lol
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it's important to have role models!!!
September 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
it's important to have role models!!!
It’s the most wonderful time of the yeeeeaaar!!!!!
September 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It’s the most wonderful time of the yeeeeaaar!!!!!
Great news for Missourians:
you now only have to worry about how to kill the 6-10 feral hogs that run into your yard within 3-5 mins while your small kids play!
you now only have to worry about how to kill the 6-10 feral hogs that run into your yard within 3-5 mins while your small kids play!
September 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Great news for Missourians:
you now only have to worry about how to kill the 6-10 feral hogs that run into your yard within 3-5 mins while your small kids play!
you now only have to worry about how to kill the 6-10 feral hogs that run into your yard within 3-5 mins while your small kids play!
The Night We Met is the most One Tree Hill sounding song I’ve ever heard.
August 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The Night We Met is the most One Tree Hill sounding song I’ve ever heard.
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It's hard to keep straight exactly what the worst thing going on, but the US health system being led by an idiot conspiracy theorist really is high up there.
RFK Jr on the mass shooting in Minnesota: "We're launching studies on the potential contribution of some of the SSRI drugs and some of the other psychiatric drugs that might be contributing to violence."
August 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It's hard to keep straight exactly what the worst thing going on, but the US health system being led by an idiot conspiracy theorist really is high up there.
My TikTok fyp is just raging parents who are, rightfully, sick of kids being shot and people dancing to the Katseye gap ad. It’s weird.
August 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My TikTok fyp is just raging parents who are, rightfully, sick of kids being shot and people dancing to the Katseye gap ad. It’s weird.
I was so stressed when my 30th birthday was around the corner. But yesterday was my 40th birthday and my life is unrecognizable from the life I was living in 2015, in the best possible way. Also, I’m still a babe. So here’s to another decade of change and love and awesomeness.
August 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I was so stressed when my 30th birthday was around the corner. But yesterday was my 40th birthday and my life is unrecognizable from the life I was living in 2015, in the best possible way. Also, I’m still a babe. So here’s to another decade of change and love and awesomeness.
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People are really happy that one bad guy died but it's just not enough for me right now.
August 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
People are really happy that one bad guy died but it's just not enough for me right now.
Our power is randomly out and if we lose all the food in our fridge for the *FOURTH* time this year I may permanently snap. We have less than 3 weeks left here…I thought we were safe 😭
August 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Our power is randomly out and if we lose all the food in our fridge for the *FOURTH* time this year I may permanently snap. We have less than 3 weeks left here…I thought we were safe 😭
Only 36 days until my anxiety can shut up about the possibility that whatever the slamming noises are that come from my upstairs neighbors will cause their floor to fall through and squash me to death.
July 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Only 36 days until my anxiety can shut up about the possibility that whatever the slamming noises are that come from my upstairs neighbors will cause their floor to fall through and squash me to death.
Me: I sure am going to miss all these old trees around our complex when we move
The old trees around our complex: you sure about that?
The old trees around our complex: you sure about that?
July 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Me: I sure am going to miss all these old trees around our complex when we move
The old trees around our complex: you sure about that?
The old trees around our complex: you sure about that?
My watercolors would be so pretty if I didn’t have adhd and the Prozac shakes. Oh well, at least it’s still relaxing.
July 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
My watercolors would be so pretty if I didn’t have adhd and the Prozac shakes. Oh well, at least it’s still relaxing.
I think my jaw dropped off my whole face after that regeneration.
May 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I think my jaw dropped off my whole face after that regeneration.
Skin Cancer Awareness Month ends tomorrow but me nagging you to get your skin check never ends. Here I am being very cute at my 6m check last week. Three spots biopsied and only one is cancerous (just basal cell nbd).
May 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Skin Cancer Awareness Month ends tomorrow but me nagging you to get your skin check never ends. Here I am being very cute at my 6m check last week. Three spots biopsied and only one is cancerous (just basal cell nbd).
I don’t have anyone to talk to about this…but Sunrise on the Reaping is way sadder than The Hunger Games trilogy. The foreknowledge of the characters is like salt on a wound.
May 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I don’t have anyone to talk to about this…but Sunrise on the Reaping is way sadder than The Hunger Games trilogy. The foreknowledge of the characters is like salt on a wound.
Parked next to this at the LIBRARY! The audacity to be anti-taxation but using a tax funded service is mind blowing to me.
May 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Parked next to this at the LIBRARY! The audacity to be anti-taxation but using a tax funded service is mind blowing to me.
Scott’s Tots gives me so much second hand embarrassment and anxiety. I never would’ve guessed something else could top it…then I saw clips of The Lifetimes Tour. Good gawd.
May 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Scott’s Tots gives me so much second hand embarrassment and anxiety. I never would’ve guessed something else could top it…then I saw clips of The Lifetimes Tour. Good gawd.