Caladrius
@caladrius.itch.io
Developer of black and white games that hate you. Freelancer.
https://caladrius.itch.io/
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BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
September 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
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Morgan: Metal Detective is a coming of age tale where you go treasure hunting across a Cornish island, launching this week on most platforms.
Morgan: Metal Detective Is a Cornish Coming of Age Tale Out Soon
Reunite residents across the Cornish island of Glasden.
www.rewinder.co.uk
July 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Morgan: Metal Detective is a coming of age tale where you go treasure hunting across a Cornish island, launching this week on most platforms.
Yeah maybe Itch didn't have a choice but it's fucking awful optics that there's a cryptofascist game jam happily running on there while this is all going on
July 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Yeah maybe Itch didn't have a choice but it's fucking awful optics that there's a cryptofascist game jam happily running on there while this is all going on
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i am very late but i'm happy to announce that "studio system : guardian angel" has sold 5,000 units!! this is such an insane milestone for a game with zero marketing (on my part) or overall budget. all i can say is thank you very much, and here's hoping we'll reach 10k!!
July 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
i am very late but i'm happy to announce that "studio system : guardian angel" has sold 5,000 units!! this is such an insane milestone for a game with zero marketing (on my part) or overall budget. all i can say is thank you very much, and here's hoping we'll reach 10k!!
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Look there’s fascinating discourse to be had about legacy RPG series and their playerbases skewing old, but I think the funniest point here is that, based on the male:female ratio and average age, Northernlion is the statistically average Uma Musume player
July 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Look there’s fascinating discourse to be had about legacy RPG series and their playerbases skewing old, but I think the funniest point here is that, based on the male:female ratio and average age, Northernlion is the statistically average Uma Musume player
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It's nonbinary day, so please check out some games from your local agender gremlin (who needs a bunch of money for necessary dental work)
Running a month-long 50% off sale of all of my games on itchio, so check them out if you want to play some wild RPGs and weird stuff!
itch.io/s/155402/sum...
itch.io/s/155402/sum...
July 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It's nonbinary day, so please check out some games from your local agender gremlin (who needs a bunch of money for necessary dental work)
I wouldn't have a career without Red Blob Games
July 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I wouldn't have a career without Red Blob Games
This is why Phasmophobia lost me the moment it added in progression
I think one underdiscussed reason that people are gravitating towards these games is because they ask so little of your life *going forward*, too.
Most of them don’t have XP, or battle passes.
For almost any larger multiplayer effort that’s coming out these days, who could claim the same?
Most of them don’t have XP, or battle passes.
For almost any larger multiplayer effort that’s coming out these days, who could claim the same?
Don't call 'em "friendslop": Just because low-budget games like Lethal Company and Peak are popular and played with friends doesn't mean they're slop, Bee Wertheimer writes. www.endlessmode.com/article/not-...
July 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This is why Phasmophobia lost me the moment it added in progression
Oh, bye then. I guess I'm being forced to finally fix my relationship with social media lmao
Starting July 25, Bluesky will require users in the UK to scan their face, upload an ID or verify their identity with a bankcard.
I realize that platforms feel they have no choice but to comply with the government surveillance schemes, but shocking nonetheless.
I realize that platforms feel they have no choice but to comply with the government surveillance schemes, but shocking nonetheless.
Bluesky is rolling out age verification in the UK
Bluesky users in the UK can verify their age using their face, ID, or payment card.
www.theverge.com
July 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Oh, bye then. I guess I'm being forced to finally fix my relationship with social media lmao
Really disappointing how much of the old pre-Musk Twitter culture made it over here. Not to throw my hat in the ring, but damn, some of the least charitable takes I have ever seen on someone's throwaway comment, and dressing that up in "we're all in this together" doesn't lessen the harm being done.
July 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Really disappointing how much of the old pre-Musk Twitter culture made it over here. Not to throw my hat in the ring, but damn, some of the least charitable takes I have ever seen on someone's throwaway comment, and dressing that up in "we're all in this together" doesn't lessen the harm being done.
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You're way down in the depths of a dungeon, hacking and slashing with aplomb, only to look up and realize you're going to starve in three turns.
But wait! What's that? A food ration?! You're saved!
The 2025 Celebration's Call for Proposals has been extended to July 20th! forms.gle/xcJjpvJybkss...
But wait! What's that? A food ration?! You're saved!
The 2025 Celebration's Call for Proposals has been extended to July 20th! forms.gle/xcJjpvJybkss...
Roguelike Celebration 2025 Call for Proposals
Give a digital talk at the Roguelike Celebration on October 25th-26th 2025! Event info: https://roguelike.club/.
We'll be hosting an online livestream during the Celebration. You'll have the option o...
forms.gle
June 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
You're way down in the depths of a dungeon, hacking and slashing with aplomb, only to look up and realize you're going to starve in three turns.
But wait! What's that? A food ration?! You're saved!
The 2025 Celebration's Call for Proposals has been extended to July 20th! forms.gle/xcJjpvJybkss...
But wait! What's that? A food ration?! You're saved!
The 2025 Celebration's Call for Proposals has been extended to July 20th! forms.gle/xcJjpvJybkss...
Alien and Starship Troopers but I think he maybe should've waited until I wasn't literally 5 years old. I do appreciate how formative they were though
Okay you guys, what’s the best book, movie, or TV show your dad introduced you to
June 16, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Alien and Starship Troopers but I think he maybe should've waited until I wasn't literally 5 years old. I do appreciate how formative they were though
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here's that leftist andrew tate you ordered
June 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
here's that leftist andrew tate you ordered
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Hi there folks! My upcoming game, The Undying Sea, has gone up for wishlisting on Steam this morning!
I'm a bundle of nerves as it's my first major release, but if you like moody exploration experiences you should check it out!
store.steampowered.com/app/3797040/...
I'm a bundle of nerves as it's my first major release, but if you like moody exploration experiences you should check it out!
store.steampowered.com/app/3797040/...
The Undying Sea on Steam
The Undying Sea is a first-person exploration title about dealing with death, exploring a city in decline, and reaching out a hand to those who need it on a long-decaying oceanic city filled with once...
store.steampowered.com
June 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Hi there folks! My upcoming game, The Undying Sea, has gone up for wishlisting on Steam this morning!
I'm a bundle of nerves as it's my first major release, but if you like moody exploration experiences you should check it out!
store.steampowered.com/app/3797040/...
I'm a bundle of nerves as it's my first major release, but if you like moody exploration experiences you should check it out!
store.steampowered.com/app/3797040/...
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han solo actually got his name by working on a game with 81 contractors
June 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
han solo actually got his name by working on a game with 81 contractors
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✨APPLICATIONS FOR FUNDING OPEN✨
We want to send a disabled dev, professional or creator to @developconference.com !
We want to cover travel and accommodation, and you can apply right now:
www.nothingwithoutus.co.uk/travel-funding
We want to send a disabled dev, professional or creator to @developconference.com !
We want to cover travel and accommodation, and you can apply right now:
www.nothingwithoutus.co.uk/travel-funding
June 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
✨APPLICATIONS FOR FUNDING OPEN✨
We want to send a disabled dev, professional or creator to @developconference.com !
We want to cover travel and accommodation, and you can apply right now:
www.nothingwithoutus.co.uk/travel-funding
We want to send a disabled dev, professional or creator to @developconference.com !
We want to cover travel and accommodation, and you can apply right now:
www.nothingwithoutus.co.uk/travel-funding
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Revealed! #UnseenDiplomacy2 !
The INCREDIBLE real-life #VR obstacle course in your living room
Wishlist and store links ➡️ unseendiplomacy2.com
For #MetaQuest & #SteamVR
Follow us for more! #GameDev #IndieDev
The INCREDIBLE real-life #VR obstacle course in your living room
Wishlist and store links ➡️ unseendiplomacy2.com
For #MetaQuest & #SteamVR
Follow us for more! #GameDev #IndieDev
May 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Revealed! #UnseenDiplomacy2 !
The INCREDIBLE real-life #VR obstacle course in your living room
Wishlist and store links ➡️ unseendiplomacy2.com
For #MetaQuest & #SteamVR
Follow us for more! #GameDev #IndieDev
The INCREDIBLE real-life #VR obstacle course in your living room
Wishlist and store links ➡️ unseendiplomacy2.com
For #MetaQuest & #SteamVR
Follow us for more! #GameDev #IndieDev
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"We are exhausted."
You're free to take the boot off our necks any time you want, nobody's forcing you to keep it there against your will, sorry if the squirming is a little uncomfortable underfoot but it's entirely in your power to stop any time you want; a luxury you do not afford your victims.
You're free to take the boot off our necks any time you want, nobody's forcing you to keep it there against your will, sorry if the squirming is a little uncomfortable underfoot but it's entirely in your power to stop any time you want; a luxury you do not afford your victims.
A month after the UK anti-trans ruling, how are transphobes coping with their victory?
"We are exhausted ... everyone I know just wants this to be over ... the response over the last 4 weeks has made it abundantly clear that the trans rights movement has no intention of taking no for an answer"
"We are exhausted ... everyone I know just wants this to be over ... the response over the last 4 weeks has made it abundantly clear that the trans rights movement has no intention of taking no for an answer"
May 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"We are exhausted."
You're free to take the boot off our necks any time you want, nobody's forcing you to keep it there against your will, sorry if the squirming is a little uncomfortable underfoot but it's entirely in your power to stop any time you want; a luxury you do not afford your victims.
You're free to take the boot off our necks any time you want, nobody's forcing you to keep it there against your will, sorry if the squirming is a little uncomfortable underfoot but it's entirely in your power to stop any time you want; a luxury you do not afford your victims.
Stumbled upon a wild conspiracy rabbithole about Expedition 33 and nothing is funnier to me than the idea that the big bad freemasons pulling the strings behind the scenes are really big Final Fantasy fans.
Might incorporate that one into my world view for fun
Might incorporate that one into my world view for fun
May 19, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Stumbled upon a wild conspiracy rabbithole about Expedition 33 and nothing is funnier to me than the idea that the big bad freemasons pulling the strings behind the scenes are really big Final Fantasy fans.
Might incorporate that one into my world view for fun
Might incorporate that one into my world view for fun
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Everyone worked real hard on this one, and I'm really happy with how it turned out, so I'm just gonna be honest and say I hope more people watch it. youtube.com/watch?v=yNHBWQ02FNU
Neelix's Scratch N Sniff Recipes
YouTube video by The Infinite Review
youtube.com
May 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Everyone worked real hard on this one, and I'm really happy with how it turned out, so I'm just gonna be honest and say I hope more people watch it. youtube.com/watch?v=yNHBWQ02FNU
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is in the unenviable position of being basically as good as people say, but a lot of those same people are incapable of talking about it without reinforcing long-held industry-wide xenophobia
May 16, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is in the unenviable position of being basically as good as people say, but a lot of those same people are incapable of talking about it without reinforcing long-held industry-wide xenophobia
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This post remains ever-green.
May 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This post remains ever-green.
It's important to keep up with LinkedIn so you know which conventional wisdom you should be ignoring
May 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
It's important to keep up with LinkedIn so you know which conventional wisdom you should be ignoring
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wishlist: store.steampowered.com/app/2810550
demo: bilgetbd.itch.io/pager
#1bit #lowpoly #gamedev #ゲーム開発
wishlist: store.steampowered.com/app/2810550
demo: bilgetbd.itch.io/pager
#1bit #lowpoly #gamedev #ゲーム開発
May 9, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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wishlist: store.steampowered.com/app/2810550
demo: bilgetbd.itch.io/pager
#1bit #lowpoly #gamedev #ゲーム開発
wishlist: store.steampowered.com/app/2810550
demo: bilgetbd.itch.io/pager
#1bit #lowpoly #gamedev #ゲーム開発