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calamitylesbian.bsky.social
🎵 Been spendin' most their lives / Transin' in a Dutchman's paradise 🎵
desperatemarlas.bsky.social
trump: transgenders and windmills all over the place

This is a real quote. This is the most horrific thing he can conjure up
calamitylesbian.bsky.social
Pickup artist says asking women for consent would "kill" his technique.
calamitylesbian.bsky.social
"A cigarette is just a cigarette, but Cig Newtons are nicotine and cake."
calamitylesbian.bsky.social
This is the endpoint of the tiny home trend.
theonion.com
Real Estate: Wouldst This Suit M’Lord?
Tis a humble and rudely constructed domicile, true, but ’tis warm and dry, and there be space enough to lay your head on some flax and pass an evening’s time.

Reference #35615
calamitylesbian.bsky.social
Interrogator: You did this because you're [transphobic lie]?

Delusional suspect: Yes, and

Interrogator: I have proved [transphobic lie] to be true, actually.
calamitylesbian.bsky.social
Is it not well known that the parts of Gein's sexual motive that inspired Buffalo Bill was the invention of the officer who interrogated him? It's a textbook example of how interrogators can get a suspect, especially a delusional one, to confirm any wild theory they have simply by feeding it to them
calamitylesbian.bsky.social
Catholics call it "heresy" for short.
calamitylesbian.bsky.social
Real life is, as we all know, organized into scenes without exterior sound effects for transitions.
calamitylesbian.bsky.social
SVU is fiction. There's also no *dun-dun* sound in real life between scenes.
calamitylesbian.bsky.social
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to burn moisture farmers alive, even if they are believed to be smuggling the Death Star plans."
mattcameron.bsky.social
hey @nytimes.com: there is no counterpoint here. There are no credible legal experts who would EVER say that the US military has any right or authority to blow civilian craft out of the Caribbean and kill their crews from afar without any provocation. There is no other side to this question.
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians not directly taking part in hostilities, even if they are believed to be smuggling drugs."
calamitylesbian.bsky.social
The safest hands are still our own.
calamitylesbian.bsky.social
Hydra activity disappears right around Operation Paperclip...
calamitylesbian.bsky.social
Melville, after taking another long drag
mobydickatsea.bsky.social
Well, well, what’s signed, is signed; and what’s to be, will be; and then again, perhaps it won’t be, after all.
calamitylesbian.bsky.social
"Chase her? Baby, I don't even know her. Groovy, yah."
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mekka.mekka-tech.com
I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him.

I'm talking about something very different.

Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired.

Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to.

But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿‍♂️
calamitylesbian.bsky.social
We're the final test that people keep failing.
calamitylesbian.bsky.social
It's like I can hear his voice saying it.
calamitylesbian.bsky.social
This is what it would have felt like if Syril Karn had survived and joined the rebels.
calamitylesbian.bsky.social
Turns out the only thing worse than living through interesting times is being a target of interesting times.
calamitylesbian.bsky.social
I'm just gonna keep reposting this every time she pulls some quisling shit.
calamitylesbian.bsky.social
McBride doesn't feel a responsibility to the trans community because she doesn't view us as her own community. Her community is an economic class of the wealthy and powerful.

There's no reason for us to see her as one of us when she doesn't see herself that way either.
calamitylesbian.bsky.social
*taps sign*
calamitylesbian.bsky.social
McBride doesn't feel a responsibility to the trans community because she doesn't view us as her own community. Her community is an economic class of the wealthy and powerful.

There's no reason for us to see her as one of us when she doesn't see herself that way either.
calamitylesbian.bsky.social
But everyone's just fine with aircraft being refueled mid-air off a tanker. Mechs getting off easy while organics held to a higher standard once again, we're down a road, people.