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Josh Metcalfe
@calf.bsky.social
A Minnesotan living on the Treasure Coast of Florida. Returning to beautiful St Paul in the summer of ‘25. ⚽️Go Loons! 🌮🌴⛵️
Does Lloris usually not warmup? It’s odd not seeing the starting keeper not present before the game. @mnufc.com #mnufc
July 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Why is it that companies choose to push out new episodes so late for Eastern time people? Why 9 PM? How about 7 PM Eastern?
April 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Well, “devour feculence” is my new favorite phrase now
March 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Just so everybody is clear on Republican priorities:

We put up an amendment to make sure nobody making over $500 million gets a tax cut. Republicans voted against it.
February 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
February 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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It’s been 10 days since the January 6 pardons.
January 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.
January 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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It has been 60 years since Minnesota experienced as little crime as it did in 2024. For the vast majority of people alive in Minnesota last year was the safest of their lives.

Keep this in mind when politicians in upcoming elections attempt to use fear to get you to vote for them!
January 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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"A person who rejects empirical knowledge, who refuses the answers that exist while requesting ones more to their liking that flatter their preference for unfounded contrarian gibberish and conspiratorial paranoia, is not a skeptic."
What The Fuck Is A "Vaccine Skeptic"? | Defector
At darker moments, contesting this kind of stuff in the wake of the 2024 election—and all the shameless, shameful, unforgivable work the American media did to produce that election’s outcome—feels as…
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November 16, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Got sucked into watching a Pokémon card opening TikTok channel last night. It’s wild that people pay to watch someone else open their card packs. I’m not sure how to describe the genre of a person opening pack after pack in the most robotically efficient yet trance-like system he developed.
November 12, 2024 at 4:34 PM
I attended the @orlandocitysc.bsky.social vs Charlotte match last night. Had a blast! Good luck to the Lions vs Brad Guzan United. Amazing series by ATL to give Inter Messi an early offseason! The best of three series have created drama!
November 10, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Playing my best neutral with my MLS kit tonight in Orlando. I hope both teams have fun.
November 9, 2024 at 10:43 PM
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November 9, 2024 at 12:49 PM
So we have cats now. Two brothers. Ignore the haphazard array of guitar pedals. They’ve been great for emotional support and laughs!
November 9, 2024 at 1:15 AM
So replacing my daily driver iPhone XS is going to feel amazing. Going Pro I think. #AppleEvent
September 12, 2023 at 6:51 PM
So the _ (underscore) didn't make it to usernames here. Decided to start a new pattern.
September 12, 2023 at 3:17 PM