Callie Kanno Harper
@calicoharp.bsky.social
I'm at the airport and I'm not joking, one lady's personal item is a disco ball...
March 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I'm at the airport and I'm not joking, one lady's personal item is a disco ball...
Me: I'll make food for one (1) person.
Brain: Ok! Food for one family!
Brain: Ok! Food for one family!
March 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Me: I'll make food for one (1) person.
Brain: Ok! Food for one family!
Brain: Ok! Food for one family!
Being diagnosed with autism as an adult is strange. Part of me is glad to understand myself, part of me feels like it doesn't really make a difference.
March 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Being diagnosed with autism as an adult is strange. Part of me is glad to understand myself, part of me feels like it doesn't really make a difference.
You know, starting a fire in the kitchen used to just be the thing you had to do to use your stove. Now it's all like, "Oh no! What have you done! Put out that fire!" Yeesh. 🙄🔥
March 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
You know, starting a fire in the kitchen used to just be the thing you had to do to use your stove. Now it's all like, "Oh no! What have you done! Put out that fire!" Yeesh. 🙄🔥
One time I mentioned Nobuo Uematsu in conversation and I swear the guy I was talking to had little cartoon hearts appear above his head. 😁 Never underestimate nerd value!
February 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
One time I mentioned Nobuo Uematsu in conversation and I swear the guy I was talking to had little cartoon hearts appear above his head. 😁 Never underestimate nerd value!
I just finished writing the epilogue to my current book!!! 🎉🎉🎉
#writingcommunity #writing #writerslife
#writingcommunity #writing #writerslife
February 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I just finished writing the epilogue to my current book!!! 🎉🎉🎉
#writingcommunity #writing #writerslife
#writingcommunity #writing #writerslife
*my phone giving the reminders that I set for myself*
Me: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
Me: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
February 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
*my phone giving the reminders that I set for myself*
Me: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
Me: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
The girl at the burrito place just put raw onions on my order when I didn't ask for them. However, she also gave me chips for free, so I forgive her.
February 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The girl at the burrito place just put raw onions on my order when I didn't ask for them. However, she also gave me chips for free, so I forgive her.
If I call my own child a b*stard (which I didn't, just to be clear), is that more insulting to him or to me?
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February 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
If I call my own child a b*stard (which I didn't, just to be clear), is that more insulting to him or to me?
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I wish I was an octopus.
In other news, my husband is back from his trip and I'm hugging him with all of my limbs.
In other news, my husband is back from his trip and I'm hugging him with all of my limbs.
February 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I wish I was an octopus.
In other news, my husband is back from his trip and I'm hugging him with all of my limbs.
In other news, my husband is back from his trip and I'm hugging him with all of my limbs.
Trying to explain to my almost 13yo that it isn't "self-defense" when he body throws his 6yo brother. You know, since he's twice his size...
Maybe more people need to be taught this principle as well.
Maybe more people need to be taught this principle as well.
February 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Trying to explain to my almost 13yo that it isn't "self-defense" when he body throws his 6yo brother. You know, since he's twice his size...
Maybe more people need to be taught this principle as well.
Maybe more people need to be taught this principle as well.
I'm not saying that I can't get by without my partner. I'm just saying that I really don't like it when he's away.
February 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I'm not saying that I can't get by without my partner. I'm just saying that I really don't like it when he's away.
Look, I can either get stuff done around the house or I can write. I can't do both.
#writerslife #writerproblems
#writerslife #writerproblems
February 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Look, I can either get stuff done around the house or I can write. I can't do both.
#writerslife #writerproblems
#writerslife #writerproblems
Reposted by Callie Kanno Harper
WHAT A GOOD BABY
February 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
WHAT A GOOD BABY
Reposted by Callie Kanno Harper
Organize. Collaborate. Find others doing the good work. Study about others who lived through this. Build. Commune. Give. Communicate. Avoid purity tests, practice acceptance. Listen. Speak up. Stand with the vulnerable, call out the powerful. Take risks. Sacrifice.
February 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Organize. Collaborate. Find others doing the good work. Study about others who lived through this. Build. Commune. Give. Communicate. Avoid purity tests, practice acceptance. Listen. Speak up. Stand with the vulnerable, call out the powerful. Take risks. Sacrifice.
Listening to my 6yo chanting, "Brains! Brains! Brains!"
February 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Listening to my 6yo chanting, "Brains! Brains! Brains!"
Drunk Callie will tell you information you did not need to know. You don't even need to ask. It's a free service!
February 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Drunk Callie will tell you information you did not need to know. You don't even need to ask. It's a free service!
My friend texted me for spoilers about my book because her current health can't handle high blood pressure. 😆
Maybe a story about abandonment and social persecution isn't a great choice for her at the moment...
#writerslife
Maybe a story about abandonment and social persecution isn't a great choice for her at the moment...
#writerslife
January 31, 2025 at 1:59 PM
My friend texted me for spoilers about my book because her current health can't handle high blood pressure. 😆
Maybe a story about abandonment and social persecution isn't a great choice for her at the moment...
#writerslife
Maybe a story about abandonment and social persecution isn't a great choice for her at the moment...
#writerslife
I need to know if there's a better name for people who like Jesus but definitely don't want to be associated with Christians.
January 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I need to know if there's a better name for people who like Jesus but definitely don't want to be associated with Christians.
Happy Lunar New Year, for those of you who believe in the moon! 🌙
January 29, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Happy Lunar New Year, for those of you who believe in the moon! 🌙
My daughter asked why ANYONE would vote for someone like Trump. It was actually an interesting exercise to try and explain to a child, especially when I'm baffled myself.
In the end, I told her that some people vote for what they hope, not what they see (or refuse to see).
In the end, I told her that some people vote for what they hope, not what they see (or refuse to see).
January 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
My daughter asked why ANYONE would vote for someone like Trump. It was actually an interesting exercise to try and explain to a child, especially when I'm baffled myself.
In the end, I told her that some people vote for what they hope, not what they see (or refuse to see).
In the end, I told her that some people vote for what they hope, not what they see (or refuse to see).
Did I hit my word count goal for the day?
No.
Was I productive in other ways?
Also no.
#writerslife #writersproblems
No.
Was I productive in other ways?
Also no.
#writerslife #writersproblems
January 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Did I hit my word count goal for the day?
No.
Was I productive in other ways?
Also no.
#writerslife #writersproblems
No.
Was I productive in other ways?
Also no.
#writerslife #writersproblems
Funny quotes from my half-asleep son last night:
"Haha! It's a pancake house!"
"Wait! I don't have a bed!"
"Why is my hand moving so slow?"
None of these had follow-up or contextual clues. 🤷🏻♀️
"Haha! It's a pancake house!"
"Wait! I don't have a bed!"
"Why is my hand moving so slow?"
None of these had follow-up or contextual clues. 🤷🏻♀️
January 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Funny quotes from my half-asleep son last night:
"Haha! It's a pancake house!"
"Wait! I don't have a bed!"
"Why is my hand moving so slow?"
None of these had follow-up or contextual clues. 🤷🏻♀️
"Haha! It's a pancake house!"
"Wait! I don't have a bed!"
"Why is my hand moving so slow?"
None of these had follow-up or contextual clues. 🤷🏻♀️
I'm constantly swinging between wanting to fix everything and wanting to just be that weird lady down the street who might be a witch.
January 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I'm constantly swinging between wanting to fix everything and wanting to just be that weird lady down the street who might be a witch.