@calumvs.bsky.social
Speht 4 hours in the car waiting for the RAC and it was actually quite nice listening to the wind and rain
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Speht 4 hours in the car waiting for the RAC and it was actually quite nice listening to the wind and rain
Wife and daughter are helping someone at the local church put up decorations. We're not religious, just helping a friend. But guess what they've lost? The baby Jesus.
December 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Wife and daughter are helping someone at the local church put up decorations. We're not religious, just helping a friend. But guess what they've lost? The baby Jesus.
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Gonna build a city
December 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Gonna build a city
Gents at work is cubicles, and each has a sink. There's a communal sink trough outside, too. I washed my hands in the cubicle, but this guy used the outer trough.
Felt I had to use that too, to prove I do wash my hands.
@1607westegg.bsky.social you can appreciate the situation.
Felt I had to use that too, to prove I do wash my hands.
@1607westegg.bsky.social you can appreciate the situation.
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Gents at work is cubicles, and each has a sink. There's a communal sink trough outside, too. I washed my hands in the cubicle, but this guy used the outer trough.
Felt I had to use that too, to prove I do wash my hands.
@1607westegg.bsky.social you can appreciate the situation.
Felt I had to use that too, to prove I do wash my hands.
@1607westegg.bsky.social you can appreciate the situation.
@eatmyhalo.bsky.social Is there an alcohol-infused version, or.
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
@eatmyhalo.bsky.social Is there an alcohol-infused version, or.
Quite a large number of brown brogues in the boardroom-based training course today. But not the man beside me. Crocs.
I'm not judging, I'm just telling you
I'm not judging, I'm just telling you
November 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Quite a large number of brown brogues in the boardroom-based training course today. But not the man beside me. Crocs.
I'm not judging, I'm just telling you
I'm not judging, I'm just telling you
Daughter's car had a wheel changed a couple of weeks ago. The garage rang me up today asking if I had the old one and could they buy it? They needed the rim for some repair or other.
I didn't want any money for it but they insisted on giving me £20. Sometimes it pays to put off going to the dump.
I didn't want any money for it but they insisted on giving me £20. Sometimes it pays to put off going to the dump.
October 10, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Daughter's car had a wheel changed a couple of weeks ago. The garage rang me up today asking if I had the old one and could they buy it? They needed the rim for some repair or other.
I didn't want any money for it but they insisted on giving me £20. Sometimes it pays to put off going to the dump.
I didn't want any money for it but they insisted on giving me £20. Sometimes it pays to put off going to the dump.
This popped up on my Instagram feed from harpersmagazine. I had to look up what the ship of Theseus is, but when you know, this is pretty cool
October 7, 2025 at 8:42 AM
This popped up on my Instagram feed from harpersmagazine. I had to look up what the ship of Theseus is, but when you know, this is pretty cool
My pal let me have his spare Daily Telegraph subscription. Here's what you're missing
August 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My pal let me have his spare Daily Telegraph subscription. Here's what you're missing
lol @ my line manager for missing out the word "a". He said, "I had a quick look at your Mid-year Performance assessment, and I think you can do little more to promote yourself"
July 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
lol @ my line manager for missing out the word "a". He said, "I had a quick look at your Mid-year Performance assessment, and I think you can do little more to promote yourself"
Suddenly I appreciate the alt descriptions of pictures on here. Train wifi is a poor show
July 24, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Suddenly I appreciate the alt descriptions of pictures on here. Train wifi is a poor show
I forgot how noisy trains are. Certainly feeling like I'm trapped in a living room with two TVs on. Tireless yapping, too
July 24, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I forgot how noisy trains are. Certainly feeling like I'm trapped in a living room with two TVs on. Tireless yapping, too
Plus plenty of beaches. Maybe don't tell everyone?
July 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Plus plenty of beaches. Maybe don't tell everyone?
I meant to say, have you ever been to Lossiemouth? Look how wide some of the roads are. I paced out 11 actual meters.
July 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I meant to say, have you ever been to Lossiemouth? Look how wide some of the roads are. I paced out 11 actual meters.
Took one of those pet grooming gloves to the neighbour's cat (he spends more time here) and look how grey it is
June 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Took one of those pet grooming gloves to the neighbour's cat (he spends more time here) and look how grey it is
Round the corner was Adam Place and Boyd Street. I think some Councillors one day thought "Let's do it, let's create our legacy"
June 29, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Round the corner was Adam Place and Boyd Street. I think some Councillors one day thought "Let's do it, let's create our legacy"
I'll have 45m wait in Lochgelly (Fife) tomorrow. I have options.
June 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I'll have 45m wait in Lochgelly (Fife) tomorrow. I have options.
I have questions. They weren't big enough in Jan '63 to warrant a plaque. But by the time they were big enough, who on earth was calling them the Love Me Do Boys? (in Elgin)
June 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I have questions. They weren't big enough in Jan '63 to warrant a plaque. But by the time they were big enough, who on earth was calling them the Love Me Do Boys? (in Elgin)
@superblouse.bsky.social Rachel! Lovely to see you
June 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
@superblouse.bsky.social Rachel! Lovely to see you
Terry Pratchett asked me if there was anything to stir the tea with, so I gave him the polystyrene cup of twizzle things. Birmingham, somewhere.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Terry Pratchett asked me if there was anything to stir the tea with, so I gave him the polystyrene cup of twizzle things. Birmingham, somewhere.
I've missed seeing memes and quotes that I don't recognise. Some catching up to do.
June 13, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I've missed seeing memes and quotes that I don't recognise. Some catching up to do.
