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Cam Sabatini
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PSU alum. Fast food fish sandwich connoisseur.

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lol Cole Bishop kept his foot from going out of bounds
October 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
He could coach both teams Terry cares about, theoretically. The two-for-one special…
make curt cignetti say no, terry.
October 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
RG3 is just so good at this
September 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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If kids’ schools trained them for work based on what everyone thought the hot new technology was going to be, both my kids would have spent the past several years learning about the blockchain. This is why schools don’t attempt to do workplace training: life is pretty long.
August 9, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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as the inventor of slicing a sandwich at a deli just enough that it looks like you have two clean halves but the bottom slice tears in a fucked up way when you try to separate the halves, i am honored to be nominated by our beloved president to head the food and drug administration
August 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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I feel confident that Elon is staying up all night fuming to anyone who will listen and Trump fell asleep at 9:15 without any trouble
June 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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April 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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looks like my asshole neighbor that keeps shooting 2x4s at my windows with his cannon is in for a big surprise
Thanks to Steve Jobs and Gorilla Glass, factories in America are now ramping up to make affordable windows, made from panes thinner than a credit card, that can:

* save Americans $25 billion / year

* withstand a 2x4 shot out of a cannon

(gift link)

www.wsj.com/business/cor...
A Piece of Glass Thinner Than a Credit Card Could Solve America’s $25 Billion Energy Problem
New windows can insulate better than most walls, and some can even survive being hit with a two-by-four shot from a cannon.
www.wsj.com
March 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
If Steak n’ Shake really wants to Make America Healthy Again, they should start by mopping the damn floors every once in a while
Team Normal Standers strikes again.
March 11, 2025 at 10:31 AM