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STOP REPLYING ALL TO EMAILS!
October 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
STOP REPLYING ALL TO EMAILS!
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therapist: “and how do you handle conflict?”
me: “poorly, but with snacks.”
me: “poorly, but with snacks.”
June 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
therapist: “and how do you handle conflict?”
me: “poorly, but with snacks.”
me: “poorly, but with snacks.”
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Sen. Alex Padilla, who was just forcibly removed from a DHS press conference, is the ranking member of Judiciary’s subcommittee on immigration, citizenship, and border safety, which has “oversight of federal agencies with citizenship, asylum, refugee, and immigration enforcement responsibilities.”
June 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Sen. Alex Padilla, who was just forcibly removed from a DHS press conference, is the ranking member of Judiciary’s subcommittee on immigration, citizenship, and border safety, which has “oversight of federal agencies with citizenship, asylum, refugee, and immigration enforcement responsibilities.”
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The bbc weatherman there, cheerfully talking about the one thousand excess deaths caused by heat last summer
June 13, 2025 at 7:49 AM
The bbc weatherman there, cheerfully talking about the one thousand excess deaths caused by heat last summer
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Just once I’d like to open a bag of chips and see it actually full.
May 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Just once I’d like to open a bag of chips and see it actually full.
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I’d like to smell your pillow
*me, flirting
*me, flirting
May 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I’d like to smell your pillow
*me, flirting
*me, flirting
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I hate real life I just wanna live in a fairy tale
May 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I hate real life I just wanna live in a fairy tale
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I guess bathing in a sewer reactivated his brain worm.
Breaking News: The U.S. will no longer recommend the Covid vaccine for healthy children or healthy pregnant women, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said.
U.S. Will No Longer Recommend Covid Shots for Children and Pregnant Women
www.nytimes.com
May 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I guess bathing in a sewer reactivated his brain worm.
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Once known as “the world’s strongest woman,” Jan Todd spent 50 years breaking records — and turning strength into a field of study.
Jan Todd May Be the Reason You’re Lifting Weights
www.nytimes.com
May 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Once known as “the world’s strongest woman,” Jan Todd spent 50 years breaking records — and turning strength into a field of study.
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A charter boat captain in Florida was sentenced this week to 30 days in prison and fined $51,000 for three counts of poisoning and shooting dolphins, according to federal prosecutors.
Florida Man Sentenced to 30 Days for Shooting and Poisoning Dolphins
www.nytimes.com
May 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
A charter boat captain in Florida was sentenced this week to 30 days in prison and fined $51,000 for three counts of poisoning and shooting dolphins, according to federal prosecutors.
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Dallis Goodnight is the most Bond girl named player I've seen so far
May 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Dallis Goodnight is the most Bond girl named player I've seen so far
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PRESI-DEMENTIA/CON-MANDER-IN-CHIEF/FATTY SHACK/AYATOLLAH COMPLAINI/TANNIBAL LECTER/SCAMMY DAVIS JR./RICH LITTLE HANDS/HIPPOPOTUS/OUR FONDLING FARTER/TRUMPELSTILTSKIN/HUNGRY HUNGRY HYPOCRITE/DICTATOR TOT/UNCLE SCAM/QUID PRO COMBOVER/MANGO MUSSOLINI/FRANCIS FORD GROPE-ALA/ALEXANDER SCAMILTON <the end>
May 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
PRESI-DEMENTIA/CON-MANDER-IN-CHIEF/FATTY SHACK/AYATOLLAH COMPLAINI/TANNIBAL LECTER/SCAMMY DAVIS JR./RICH LITTLE HANDS/HIPPOPOTUS/OUR FONDLING FARTER/TRUMPELSTILTSKIN/HUNGRY HUNGRY HYPOCRITE/DICTATOR TOT/UNCLE SCAM/QUID PRO COMBOVER/MANGO MUSSOLINI/FRANCIS FORD GROPE-ALA/ALEXANDER SCAMILTON <the end>
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Anyone collating a book of his gaffs? Will be a bestseller!
May 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Anyone collating a book of his gaffs? Will be a bestseller!
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AL CA-PORN/JULIUS SQUEEZER/THE SHART OF THE DEAL/MAYOR McCUT THE CHEESE/GROPER CLEVELAND/SLEEPY DON-ZALES/BURGER JEAN KING/DONNY NAPPLESEED/YABBA DABBA DOOFUS/HIS MAGA-STY/GENGHIS DON/DONNIE D-CUPS/DONYE WEST/DONALD DUCK THE DRAFT/KIM DON UN/THE NOTORIOUS P.I.G./HAIR MUSSOLINI/PHONEY SOPRANO <more>
May 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
AL CA-PORN/JULIUS SQUEEZER/THE SHART OF THE DEAL/MAYOR McCUT THE CHEESE/GROPER CLEVELAND/SLEEPY DON-ZALES/BURGER JEAN KING/DONNY NAPPLESEED/YABBA DABBA DOOFUS/HIS MAGA-STY/GENGHIS DON/DONNIE D-CUPS/DONYE WEST/DONALD DUCK THE DRAFT/KIM DON UN/THE NOTORIOUS P.I.G./HAIR MUSSOLINI/PHONEY SOPRANO <more>
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Folks, to be clear, I have no bias against, or complaint about, romantasy in any way, shape or form. I'm happy readers who want it have it, I'm glad its writers are seeing their books sell, and I'm happy bookstores have titles that bring folks into stores. I think it's great.
May 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Folks, to be clear, I have no bias against, or complaint about, romantasy in any way, shape or form. I'm happy readers who want it have it, I'm glad its writers are seeing their books sell, and I'm happy bookstores have titles that bring folks into stores. I think it's great.
Twitter could be 90% on fire and people would still cling to it like it’s a life raft. It’s not a platform anymore, it’s a personality disorder with a timeline
May 24, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Twitter could be 90% on fire and people would still cling to it like it’s a life raft. It’s not a platform anymore, it’s a personality disorder with a timeline
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Wonder how many people Trump is negotiating foreign policy and tariffs with, that have children and other relatives going to Harvard and other Ivy League schools ?
May 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Wonder how many people Trump is negotiating foreign policy and tariffs with, that have children and other relatives going to Harvard and other Ivy League schools ?
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Oh, did we mention we're at London ComiCon? 💅
May 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Oh, did we mention we're at London ComiCon? 💅
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To me he's the ORANGE ATROCITY but @jimmykimmel.com calls him: DON WHORELEONE/R. SMELLEY/NAPOLEON BONEASPUR/FIBERAĆE/COMMANDER-IN-THIEF/NOSTRADUMBASS/EL PORK-CHOPPO/MAGA THERESA/ALL CAPS-TAIN KANGAROO/COUNT FLATULA/FOUNDING FARTER/TEDDY DOZEVELT/GASEOUS CLAY/DOPEY McGROPEY/LEPRE-CON MAN
May 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
To me he's the ORANGE ATROCITY but @jimmykimmel.com calls him: DON WHORELEONE/R. SMELLEY/NAPOLEON BONEASPUR/FIBERAĆE/COMMANDER-IN-THIEF/NOSTRADUMBASS/EL PORK-CHOPPO/MAGA THERESA/ALL CAPS-TAIN KANGAROO/COUNT FLATULA/FOUNDING FARTER/TEDDY DOZEVELT/GASEOUS CLAY/DOPEY McGROPEY/LEPRE-CON MAN
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Tardee Félix Valloton, Sunset at Grace, Orange and Violet Sky, 1918.
May 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Tardee Félix Valloton, Sunset at Grace, Orange and Violet Sky, 1918.