Candice Chetta
@candicechetta.bsky.social
A little out there. Tarot Reader. CPTSD. ADHD/ASD. Trash nerd. Brooklyn. they/them.
Was up from 1:15ish to 3:30ish with a terribly sick stomach then the kitten woke me up at 6am and now won't stop terrorizing his sister and all I want to do is cry and omg might need to gi back to the bathroom
December 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Was up from 1:15ish to 3:30ish with a terribly sick stomach then the kitten woke me up at 6am and now won't stop terrorizing his sister and all I want to do is cry and omg might need to gi back to the bathroom
These yt women pretending to not understand why Garcelle doesn't fuck with them is crazy work.
December 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
These yt women pretending to not understand why Garcelle doesn't fuck with them is crazy work.
Starting my xmas movie watchlist:
New:
Champagne Problems
Jingle Bell Heist
A Merry Little Ex-Mas
The Family Holiday (2007)
What else?
New:
Champagne Problems
Jingle Bell Heist
A Merry Little Ex-Mas
The Family Holiday (2007)
What else?
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Starting my xmas movie watchlist:
New:
Champagne Problems
Jingle Bell Heist
A Merry Little Ex-Mas
The Family Holiday (2007)
What else?
New:
Champagne Problems
Jingle Bell Heist
A Merry Little Ex-Mas
The Family Holiday (2007)
What else?
Reposted by Candice Chetta
Me: i’m Autistic
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
July 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Me: i’m Autistic
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
A mosquito just bit my ass through my office chair seat
September 13, 2025 at 12:24 PM
A mosquito just bit my ass through my office chair seat
I slept until nearly 8am??? This never, ever happens
September 7, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I slept until nearly 8am??? This never, ever happens
It's a rainy, cloudy morning and that makes me feel cozy and nice
September 7, 2025 at 11:50 AM
It's a rainy, cloudy morning and that makes me feel cozy and nice
I'm really fucking feeling down this week
September 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I'm really fucking feeling down this week
What's it like to sleep in?
September 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
What's it like to sleep in?
Hahahahaha
August 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Hahahahaha
Did y'all know they changed the "... ever see a goose kissing a moose" lyric in Down By The Bay for the younger generations? Am I the only one who finds that really interesting?
August 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Did y'all know they changed the "... ever see a goose kissing a moose" lyric in Down By The Bay for the younger generations? Am I the only one who finds that really interesting?
I have been having terrible dreams every single day right before I wake up. Today was particularly bad and it's so predictable that I thought "oh, must be tome to get up" and it was 6am on the dot. I am depressed and exhausted and these dreams are all trauma-related and terrible.
August 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I have been having terrible dreams every single day right before I wake up. Today was particularly bad and it's so predictable that I thought "oh, must be tome to get up" and it was 6am on the dot. I am depressed and exhausted and these dreams are all trauma-related and terrible.
Tag yourself! I'm Mez Mico.
August 8, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Tag yourself! I'm Mez Mico.
Dean Cain is a loser bitch and has always been the fucking worst Superman from the worst fucking Superman show ever.
He has to get a job with ICE bc he hasn't had another offer in decades and they're taking anyone who's racist and has a pulse.
He has to get a job with ICE bc he hasn't had another offer in decades and they're taking anyone who's racist and has a pulse.
August 8, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Dean Cain is a loser bitch and has always been the fucking worst Superman from the worst fucking Superman show ever.
He has to get a job with ICE bc he hasn't had another offer in decades and they're taking anyone who's racist and has a pulse.
He has to get a job with ICE bc he hasn't had another offer in decades and they're taking anyone who's racist and has a pulse.
Power restored in time for 40th festivities ✨🩷
August 2nd babyyyyy
August 2nd babyyyyy
July 31, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Power restored in time for 40th festivities ✨🩷
August 2nd babyyyyy
August 2nd babyyyyy
I turn 40 in 2 days and the celebrations start today. Pray for my back, knees, and probably my liver.
July 31, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I turn 40 in 2 days and the celebrations start today. Pray for my back, knees, and probably my liver.
Just happy cried for like 40 minutes over sweet little internet videos so feeling pretty good
July 31, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Just happy cried for like 40 minutes over sweet little internet videos so feeling pretty good
I have been having a rough go of it today and that's ok because tomorrow is another one and I can start over
July 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I have been having a rough go of it today and that's ok because tomorrow is another one and I can start over
Had me a little autistic meltdown as a treat this morning and now I want to cancel all my plans for a week and stay in bed :D
July 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Had me a little autistic meltdown as a treat this morning and now I want to cancel all my plans for a week and stay in bed :D
Just got my first ad for the Rockettes Christmas Spectacular of the year 🥹
July 30, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Just got my first ad for the Rockettes Christmas Spectacular of the year 🥹