Candy Robot
@candyrobot.bsky.social
In this world you either crank that Soulja boy or it cranks you.
📍Bay Area
#SunDevils #Dons 🇯🇲🎷
📍Bay Area
#SunDevils #Dons 🇯🇲🎷
Oh, I think this is my first holiday season skeeting from my parents’ house.
Welcome
Welcome
December 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Oh, I think this is my first holiday season skeeting from my parents’ house.
Welcome
Welcome
If I’d gone grocery shopping Sunday morning for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day meals, only for my power to be out for at least the next 36 hours, I would be absolutely beside myself right now
December 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
If I’d gone grocery shopping Sunday morning for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day meals, only for my power to be out for at least the next 36 hours, I would be absolutely beside myself right now
Dear God I don’t ask for much
(The bathrooms are ugly though)
(The bathrooms are ugly though)
December 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Dear God I don’t ask for much
(The bathrooms are ugly though)
(The bathrooms are ugly though)
Damn, woke up and it’s people who didn’t have power overnight still (5k+)
December 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Damn, woke up and it’s people who didn’t have power overnight still (5k+)
December 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Why would you post these product pictures, and not a straight on photo of the back (which is what I was looking for)?
(And no I wasn’t shopping there)
(And no I wasn’t shopping there)
December 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Why would you post these product pictures, and not a straight on photo of the back (which is what I was looking for)?
(And no I wasn’t shopping there)
(And no I wasn’t shopping there)
It doesn’t photograph well but my nail spot recently started doing cat eye and I got this set again tonight.
There’s some other shades I want to try but this one is just doing something for me at the moment.
There’s some other shades I want to try but this one is just doing something for me at the moment.
December 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
It doesn’t photograph well but my nail spot recently started doing cat eye and I got this set again tonight.
There’s some other shades I want to try but this one is just doing something for me at the moment.
There’s some other shades I want to try but this one is just doing something for me at the moment.
Cuz he doesn’t! 😂
December 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Cuz he doesn’t! 😂
I’m grabbing dinner and they have the Boston press conference on and while I don’t speak ASL, this interpreter looks sus to me
December 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’m grabbing dinner and they have the Boston press conference on and while I don’t speak ASL, this interpreter looks sus to me
I’m grabbing dinner and they have the Boston press conference on and while I don’t speak ASL, this interpreter looks sus to me
December 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’m grabbing dinner and they have the Boston press conference on and while I don’t speak ASL, this interpreter looks sus to me
This just played in the salon and, who asked for this?
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This just played in the salon and, who asked for this?
Just checked and Mr. Gumbo himself is selling it for way cheaper (and better in all aspects I have to assume)
December 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Just checked and Mr. Gumbo himself is selling it for way cheaper (and better in all aspects I have to assume)
I just cracked open that vino verde that has acclaim at Trader Joe's and the slight bubbles has me on the edge of hating or loving it
December 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I just cracked open that vino verde that has acclaim at Trader Joe's and the slight bubbles has me on the edge of hating or loving it
Peep the bone structure
December 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Peep the bone structure
Same dog having big fun in the rain at daycare today 🙄
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Same dog having big fun in the rain at daycare today 🙄
Lol the internet is so funny sometimes
December 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Lol the internet is so funny sometimes
I can’t say I’d put it up against a top 10 bakery kouign amann, but the TJs frozen version tastes delicious
December 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I can’t say I’d put it up against a top 10 bakery kouign amann, but the TJs frozen version tastes delicious
I’ve made this recipe for years with regular cornmeal but I finally realized this weekend that it’s meant for a medium coarse grind. Picked some up and I’m surprised at how much of a lovely difference it made.
December 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I’ve made this recipe for years with regular cornmeal but I finally realized this weekend that it’s meant for a medium coarse grind. Picked some up and I’m surprised at how much of a lovely difference it made.
Had my first high tea with one of the homies today, what a lovely holiday treat!
December 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Had my first high tea with one of the homies today, what a lovely holiday treat!
The one nice thing about doing laundry at the laundromats is that 5 loads takes an hour instead of all day
December 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The one nice thing about doing laundry at the laundromats is that 5 loads takes an hour instead of all day
Also shout out to Oakland for having beautiful weather today
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Also shout out to Oakland for having beautiful weather today
My hair salon has an annual “kickback and give back” event during the holidays and this was the first year I was able to make it.
Immaculate vibes as only I would expect from Roxy and the team.
Shout out Coastal Curl ✨
Immaculate vibes as only I would expect from Roxy and the team.
Shout out Coastal Curl ✨
December 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My hair salon has an annual “kickback and give back” event during the holidays and this was the first year I was able to make it.
Immaculate vibes as only I would expect from Roxy and the team.
Shout out Coastal Curl ✨
Immaculate vibes as only I would expect from Roxy and the team.
Shout out Coastal Curl ✨
They had a customer appreciation event at the jeweler we got my engagement ring from and that family throws a party!
My main motivation for going was trying to win BSB at the sphere tix but I didn’t win the grand prize 😢
My main motivation for going was trying to win BSB at the sphere tix but I didn’t win the grand prize 😢
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 AM
They had a customer appreciation event at the jeweler we got my engagement ring from and that family throws a party!
My main motivation for going was trying to win BSB at the sphere tix but I didn’t win the grand prize 😢
My main motivation for going was trying to win BSB at the sphere tix but I didn’t win the grand prize 😢
Tbh I’m shocked by both sets of 3-5, but I have been listening to a looooooot of Lo-fi and Khruangbin-adjacent playlists so I guess it tracks
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Tbh I’m shocked by both sets of 3-5, but I have been listening to a looooooot of Lo-fi and Khruangbin-adjacent playlists so I guess it tracks
Got these after seeing @bastylefilegirl.bsky.social post about them and I’m a fan
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Got these after seeing @bastylefilegirl.bsky.social post about them and I’m a fan