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Candy Robot
@candyrobot.bsky.social
In this world you either crank that Soulja boy or it cranks you.

📍Bay Area

#SunDevils #Dons 🇯🇲🎷
Oh, I think this is my first holiday season skeeting from my parents’ house.

Welcome
December 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
If I’d gone grocery shopping Sunday morning for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day meals, only for my power to be out for at least the next 36 hours, I would be absolutely beside myself right now
December 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Dear God I don’t ask for much

(The bathrooms are ugly though)
December 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Damn, woke up and it’s people who didn’t have power overnight still (5k+)
December 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
December 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Why would you post these product pictures, and not a straight on photo of the back (which is what I was looking for)?

(And no I wasn’t shopping there)
December 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
It doesn’t photograph well but my nail spot recently started doing cat eye and I got this set again tonight.

There’s some other shades I want to try but this one is just doing something for me at the moment.
December 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Cuz he doesn’t! 😂
December 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I’m grabbing dinner and they have the Boston press conference on and while I don’t speak ASL, this interpreter looks sus to me
December 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’m grabbing dinner and they have the Boston press conference on and while I don’t speak ASL, this interpreter looks sus to me
December 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This just played in the salon and, who asked for this?
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Just checked and Mr. Gumbo himself is selling it for way cheaper (and better in all aspects I have to assume)
December 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I just cracked open that vino verde that has acclaim at Trader Joe's and the slight bubbles has me on the edge of hating or loving it
December 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Peep the bone structure
December 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Same dog having big fun in the rain at daycare today 🙄
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Lol the internet is so funny sometimes
December 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I can’t say I’d put it up against a top 10 bakery kouign amann, but the TJs frozen version tastes delicious
December 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I’ve made this recipe for years with regular cornmeal but I finally realized this weekend that it’s meant for a medium coarse grind. Picked some up and I’m surprised at how much of a lovely difference it made.
December 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Had my first high tea with one of the homies today, what a lovely holiday treat!
December 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The one nice thing about doing laundry at the laundromats is that 5 loads takes an hour instead of all day
December 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Also shout out to Oakland for having beautiful weather today
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
My hair salon has an annual “kickback and give back” event during the holidays and this was the first year I was able to make it.

Immaculate vibes as only I would expect from Roxy and the team.

Shout out Coastal Curl ✨
December 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
They had a customer appreciation event at the jeweler we got my engagement ring from and that family throws a party!

My main motivation for going was trying to win BSB at the sphere tix but I didn’t win the grand prize 😢
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Tbh I’m shocked by both sets of 3-5, but I have been listening to a looooooot of Lo-fi and Khruangbin-adjacent playlists so I guess it tracks
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Got these after seeing @bastylefilegirl.bsky.social post about them and I’m a fan
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM