Candy Robot
@candyrobot.bsky.social
In this world you either crank that Soulja boy or it cranks you.
📍Bay Area
#SunDevils #Dons 🇯🇲🎷
📍Bay Area
#SunDevils #Dons 🇯🇲🎷
My parents are a lot, but tonight I’ll leave you with the fact that my mom made spaghetti for dinner and she doesn’t marry the pasta with the sauce.
Maybe it’s a Jamaican thing, idk.
But that’s hard to accept.
Maybe it’s a Jamaican thing, idk.
But that’s hard to accept.
a spoon is pouring tomato sauce on a plate of noodles
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December 22, 2025 at 6:50 AM
My parents are a lot, but tonight I’ll leave you with the fact that my mom made spaghetti for dinner and she doesn’t marry the pasta with the sauce.
Maybe it’s a Jamaican thing, idk.
But that’s hard to accept.
Maybe it’s a Jamaican thing, idk.
But that’s hard to accept.
Oh, I think this is my first holiday season skeeting from my parents’ house.
Welcome
Welcome
December 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Oh, I think this is my first holiday season skeeting from my parents’ house.
Welcome
Welcome
So much natural light 😍
a man is wearing a yellow sun costume and smiling
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December 22, 2025 at 6:16 AM
So much natural light 😍
Dear God I don’t ask for much
(The bathrooms are ugly though)
(The bathrooms are ugly though)
December 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Dear God I don’t ask for much
(The bathrooms are ugly though)
(The bathrooms are ugly though)
We left “Cory” with my parents to go look at Christmas tree and my dad seems quiet taken with her.
“I took her for a walk and she must have 40lbs of pulling power”
“I took her for a walk and she must have 40lbs of pulling power”
December 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
We left “Cory” with my parents to go look at Christmas tree and my dad seems quiet taken with her.
“I took her for a walk and she must have 40lbs of pulling power”
“I took her for a walk and she must have 40lbs of pulling power”
Let me [redacted] before we go look at Christmas decorations
December 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Let me [redacted] before we go look at Christmas decorations
So I guess they fly in tomorrow and I’m irritated by this.
But I’m going to leave room in my heart for my opinion of them to be changed. But when you fly out to your Xmas-celebrating family, Xmas week and you don’t celebrate Xmas, I have to question your intentions.
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But I’m going to leave room in my heart for my opinion of them to be changed. But when you fly out to your Xmas-celebrating family, Xmas week and you don’t celebrate Xmas, I have to question your intentions.
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My mom told me that my niece and cousin are wanting to visit them for Christmas and I hate that for me.
Y’all are JW and want to visit when we’re celebrating a holiday???? For funsies??? Push that trip out to January
Y’all are JW and want to visit when we’re celebrating a holiday???? For funsies??? Push that trip out to January
December 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
So I guess they fly in tomorrow and I’m irritated by this.
But I’m going to leave room in my heart for my opinion of them to be changed. But when you fly out to your Xmas-celebrating family, Xmas week and you don’t celebrate Xmas, I have to question your intentions.
bsky.app/profile/cand...
But I’m going to leave room in my heart for my opinion of them to be changed. But when you fly out to your Xmas-celebrating family, Xmas week and you don’t celebrate Xmas, I have to question your intentions.
bsky.app/profile/cand...
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I would like some PRECEDENTED TIMES
December 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I would like some PRECEDENTED TIMES
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AND ANOTHER THING! MANAGEMENT y’all need to start putting more people out of your establishments, no one should be getting loud or disrespectful with your staff IDC
December 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
AND ANOTHER THING! MANAGEMENT y’all need to start putting more people out of your establishments, no one should be getting loud or disrespectful with your staff IDC