Candy Robot
@candyrobot.bsky.social
In this world you either crank that Soulja boy or it cranks you.
📍Bay Area
#SunDevils #Dons 🇯🇲🎷
📍Bay Area
#SunDevils #Dons 🇯🇲🎷
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ummm…Xmas is Thursday???
December 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
ummm…Xmas is Thursday???
If I’d gone grocery shopping Sunday morning for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day meals, only for my power to be out for at least the next 36 hours, I would be absolutely beside myself right now
December 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
If I’d gone grocery shopping Sunday morning for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day meals, only for my power to be out for at least the next 36 hours, I would be absolutely beside myself right now
It’s a shame I don’t want to live in my
hometown because I’d scoop this up in a heartbeat
hometown because I’d scoop this up in a heartbeat
www.zillow.com
December 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
It’s a shame I don’t want to live in my
hometown because I’d scoop this up in a heartbeat
hometown because I’d scoop this up in a heartbeat
Whatever Google Maps did to their mobile app, they need to undo it
December 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Whatever Google Maps did to their mobile app, they need to undo it
Not my mom asking why I didn’t fix B’s dinner plate
a woman is sitting in a courtroom wearing a judge 's robe and collar .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a courtroom wearing a judge 's robe and collar .
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Not my mom asking why I didn’t fix B’s dinner plate
I forgot that my parents have neighbors across the street that just let their dog(s?) bark endlessly outside of their apartment
a man covering his ears in a store with the words make it stop written below him
ALT: a man covering his ears in a store with the words make it stop written below him
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I forgot that my parents have neighbors across the street that just let their dog(s?) bark endlessly outside of their apartment
We’re on hour 5 of a road trip and B just shared he’s listening to Bell Hooks 🙂
December 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
We’re on hour 5 of a road trip and B just shared he’s listening to Bell Hooks 🙂
FLORA AND FAUNA
SHOW ME HOW YOU WANNA
BE WATERED
SHOW ME HOW YOU WANNA
BE WATERED
December 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
FLORA AND FAUNA
SHOW ME HOW YOU WANNA
BE WATERED
SHOW ME HOW YOU WANNA
BE WATERED
December 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
FLORA AND FAUNA
SHOW ME HOW YOU WANNA
BE WATERED
SHOW ME HOW YOU WANNA
BE WATERED
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I would like some PRECEDENTED TIMES
December 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I would like some PRECEDENTED TIMES
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AND ANOTHER THING! MANAGEMENT y’all need to start putting more people out of your establishments, no one should be getting loud or disrespectful with your staff IDC
December 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
AND ANOTHER THING! MANAGEMENT y’all need to start putting more people out of your establishments, no one should be getting loud or disrespectful with your staff IDC
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I love how the conductor didn’t try to get her back up on the risers. She said, “look this is how you conduct! Follow me!”
🥰🥰🥰🥰
🥰🥰🥰🥰
Lmao the way she took that ladies job but she gave her a hug first 😂
December 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I love how the conductor didn’t try to get her back up on the risers. She said, “look this is how you conduct! Follow me!”
🥰🥰🥰🥰
🥰🥰🥰🥰
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GOTDAMN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
December 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
GOTDAMN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Damn, woke up and it’s people who didn’t have power overnight still (5k+)
December 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Damn, woke up and it’s people who didn’t have power overnight still (5k+)
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One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Sounds like video game sound effects
A real treat to watch a male Lyrebird perform at the Healesville Sanctuary yesterday. Truly magnificent.
December 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Sounds like video game sound effects
Aw the power went out today and they cancelled the Holiday Brass concert at the Symphony ☹️
December 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Aw the power went out today and they cancelled the Holiday Brass concert at the Symphony ☹️
We just made wings and I picked A’ja’s hot ones to watch and she’s so charming
A’ja Wilson Insists She’s Good While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones
YouTube video by First We Feast
youtu.be
December 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
We just made wings and I picked A’ja’s hot ones to watch and she’s so charming
Packing almost exclusively sweats for my trip home this week
December 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Packing almost exclusively sweats for my trip home this week
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Pennywise pulled up to the fune. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Knowlton Anderson, who says he is Abraham Lincoln’s second cousin, six-times removed, is speaking at the funeral
December 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Pennywise pulled up to the fune. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why would you post these product pictures, and not a straight on photo of the back (which is what I was looking for)?
(And no I wasn’t shopping there)
(And no I wasn’t shopping there)
December 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Why would you post these product pictures, and not a straight on photo of the back (which is what I was looking for)?
(And no I wasn’t shopping there)
(And no I wasn’t shopping there)
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Yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
The late, great Fela Kuti is known as the "Black President" for his role as both a musical and a political leader. Now he has become the first African artist to get this Grammy honor. n.pr/4oXdpat
He's the first African musician to get a Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award
The late, great Fela Kuti is known as the "Black President" for his role as both a musical and a political leader. Now he has become the first African artist to get this Grammy honor.
n.pr
December 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥