CANINE (he/they)
@caninerappah.bsky.social
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paula taking a selfie on snapchat with the caption "threed? more like freed 🙏" and ness is in the background shoveling dirt into his mouth while jeff is firing off bottle rockets at people
March 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
paula taking a selfie on snapchat with the caption "threed? more like freed 🙏" and ness is in the background shoveling dirt into his mouth while jeff is firing off bottle rockets at people
castlevania marble of souls
March 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
castlevania marble of souls
i am pussyslayer incarnate
February 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
i am pussyslayer incarnate
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everything is so damn NUTS THESE DAYS!!!!! LIKE AND SHARE IF U AGREE KILL ME IF U DONT!!!!
February 10, 2025 at 8:21 AM
everything is so damn NUTS THESE DAYS!!!!! LIKE AND SHARE IF U AGREE KILL ME IF U DONT!!!!
finding out the blender donut guy is a total POS NFT shill might be my 9/11
February 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
finding out the blender donut guy is a total POS NFT shill might be my 9/11
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Orangest beast i've ever seen
January 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Orangest beast i've ever seen
dude tied up to a chair in a basement in front of his captor holding a hacksaw "i guess we'll have to wait and see what happens"
January 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
dude tied up to a chair in a basement in front of his captor holding a hacksaw "i guess we'll have to wait and see what happens"
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when you post "crop rotation is lowkey cringe" and some poor 65 year old blue wave followback account that has never used a computer before replies "Actually, crop rotation is necessary to ensure healthy nitrogen levels in the soil"
January 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
when you post "crop rotation is lowkey cringe" and some poor 65 year old blue wave followback account that has never used a computer before replies "Actually, crop rotation is necessary to ensure healthy nitrogen levels in the soil"
one adderall down one cup of coffee down lets GO PEOPLE COME ON
January 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
one adderall down one cup of coffee down lets GO PEOPLE COME ON
discrete mathematics professor using Ye Olde English font for the first assignment definitely wasn't on my checklist
January 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
discrete mathematics professor using Ye Olde English font for the first assignment definitely wasn't on my checklist
hey so actually is anybody else getting hundreds of onlyfans bots following them or is it just me because this is getting irritating
January 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
hey so actually is anybody else getting hundreds of onlyfans bots following them or is it just me because this is getting irritating
anyone else getting a fuckton of thirst bots following them. i don't have enough drinks for all of you
January 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
anyone else getting a fuckton of thirst bots following them. i don't have enough drinks for all of you
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Happy new year everybody
December 31, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Happy new year everybody
getting some good pussy and its all thanks to the tails socks i got from Hot Topic
December 31, 2024 at 3:01 AM
getting some good pussy and its all thanks to the tails socks i got from Hot Topic
5% chance to restore 12 mana in combat
December 30, 2024 at 9:04 PM
5% chance to restore 12 mana in combat
me at the car dealership "you got one of those hybrid cars bitch? and also where are the hoes"
December 30, 2024 at 8:58 PM
me at the car dealership "you got one of those hybrid cars bitch? and also where are the hoes"
"left shoulder closed due to traffic" how about i stick this greasy weiner into my mouth
December 30, 2024 at 8:53 PM
"left shoulder closed due to traffic" how about i stick this greasy weiner into my mouth
they should make a game where when i sit down to play it the game and it tells me to reach for the weed and to smoke it and blow it into my microphone for funny results
December 30, 2024 at 8:51 PM
they should make a game where when i sit down to play it the game and it tells me to reach for the weed and to smoke it and blow it into my microphone for funny results
making boxing gloves out of dog nose so the other guy goes "ewwew" and gets distracted by that
December 30, 2024 at 8:32 PM
making boxing gloves out of dog nose so the other guy goes "ewwew" and gets distracted by that
would really enjoy some grainy footage of Lightning McQueen cutting off a semi truck on northbound i-75 and rolling offroad onto a nursing home, i call it "He's in our world now"
December 30, 2024 at 6:30 PM
would really enjoy some grainy footage of Lightning McQueen cutting off a semi truck on northbound i-75 and rolling offroad onto a nursing home, i call it "He's in our world now"
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my vision for the nintendo punch out brand is a game where you can punch dumptsers, piles of shit & fat ugly penises and just win every time
December 26, 2024 at 7:20 PM
my vision for the nintendo punch out brand is a game where you can punch dumptsers, piles of shit & fat ugly penises and just win every time
eating red twizzlers like a fucker
December 24, 2024 at 1:02 AM
eating red twizzlers like a fucker
federal student loans piss me the heck off man
December 18, 2024 at 3:35 PM
federal student loans piss me the heck off man
@urinalshitter.bsky.social your handle is absolutely bonkers
December 17, 2024 at 3:31 PM
@urinalshitter.bsky.social your handle is absolutely bonkers