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Alexus
@canisalexus.bsky.social
A rambler, a prophet, a poet
She/it
The mouse living in my work van ate all the olive garden chocolates
December 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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lil bit of blood warning don't look at me
December 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Guts spilled of silver lining

The breeze blows cold and the blood becomes lukewarm

And upon tapestries it stains and melds into one
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December 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Made steak and potatoes so good i fell asleep with the fork in my hand
December 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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I had to design a flight attendant uniform for my fictional jet golden era carrier and honestly I’m pretty pleased
December 13, 2024 at 5:19 AM
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December 3, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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December 6, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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deer girl trail cam
November 19, 2024 at 9:43 PM
I got my speeding ticket dismissed
December 3, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Achoo-ah! sneeze on that thang
November 30, 2024 at 4:02 AM
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Roadbusters
November 17, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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a lil kiss
October 20, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Boston has to be the biggest nothing burger city ever. Nothing ever happens there and the residents come out of an annoying white people factory. Providence easily beats Boston in every category
November 27, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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doe pit
September 29, 2023 at 2:29 PM
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This one was pretty good
November 22, 2024 at 5:45 AM
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Pepper and Jesse wanted to take a pic of the new truck, Wendy.
November 25, 2024 at 2:26 PM
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drinking buddies
November 25, 2024 at 1:25 AM
I hate doordash so much I literally made myself become sober again to go get food. I aint paying all that extra bullshit ‼️
November 25, 2024 at 5:14 AM
The took down the episode of Ghost Adventures where the spirits tell him to drink liquor 💔
November 25, 2024 at 5:07 AM
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the boys do fur & feather maintenance (reposted these on twt recently, putting them here)
November 23, 2024 at 4:43 AM
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November 18, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Natters :D
November 17, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Bluesky is cool but yall need to be funnier on here. The lack of comedy is dissapointing
November 10, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Important notice! SLOG!
November 1, 2024 at 10:20 AM
My view today
October 18, 2024 at 4:39 PM