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canoncanidae.bsky.social
Authoress of The Foremost Cockroach Horror SF Story
@canoncanidae.bsky.social
32 followers 15 following 10 posts
Tumblr Dyke from Jersey.
It/Its, Xe/Xer/Xers, or She/Her
I'm more active on tumblr, my url is canoncanidae
i know about 70's new wave scifi.
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canoncanidae.bsky.social
mailing my dad's late ass birthday gift (NOFX biography,) filling out a bubble mailer & the guy looks at the big NOFX on the cover, goes "huh, used to be a band called that back in the day" and i just kinda stared blankly for a second before going "yea... it's their biography."
December 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
canoncanidae.bsky.social
i don't think @thelouvreof.bsky.social takes Tumblr submissions but this is basically what every post i see on this app reads like
Tumblr post that reads "hey, I was just at the Kroger, I think I just saw your living weapon look both ways sheepishly before scanning her dehumanizing barcode tattoo to see what would happen. it rang up as a Mountain Dew voltage. so like, is that intentional or" with a reblog saying "Reminder that Kroger and their "family" of subsidiary companies (Dillons, King Soopers, Safeway, Harris Teeter, Gerbes, JayC, etc) are a monopoly that has been driving independent grocery stores out of business and artificially inflating food prices since the 1950s." the original poster replies with "i'll tell my friends to take their brainwashed living weapons and homunculi elsewhere then"
November 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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agenttrees.bsky.social
Shot. Chaser.
SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social Follow The Louvre of Bluesky is Libs of TikTok for leftists and it's embarrassing that anything they say has a large footprint here October 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM S Everybody can reply 72 reposts 201 quotes 615 likes 24 saves Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.socia Bouba 3h This stuff is so sad. It should not be up to a private organization to make sure we don't have lead in our food paris martineau @paris.nyd 13h my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day ( www.consumerreports.org/lead/ protein... Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain hi.. www.consumerreports.orc 4 310 064 Jen d'Arc @ienonvmous.bsky.socia 1h @segyges.bsky.social - another possible candidate contributing to health obsessed tech bro brain rot? 2 2 [-> SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social Follow 1) yes 2) i need to get myself checked for lead poisoning October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM 7 likes
October 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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hannahposts.bsky.social
Milhouse's dad pointing to his race car bed, but instead it's a cybertruck. The caption says "her name is aura"
October 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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thelouvreof.bsky.social
supernaturaltan.bsky.social @supernaturaltan.bsky.social One of my best friends ran with 1%'s for decades and has an SS symbol on the back of his neck. There are few people I trust more. Let's move on.
October 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
canoncanidae.bsky.social
coworker was talking about her birthday and it was so depressing i had to order her (& my gf) a gift (got her a card already)
October 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
canoncanidae.bsky.social
why is james spader sliding into my dms
October 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
canoncanidae.bsky.social
bæddel bæddel let it rip
August 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
canoncanidae.bsky.social
bluesky sucks specifically because I can't talk in the tags im iust supposed to reply to every post i see??? what am i a fucking redditor
July 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
canoncanidae.bsky.social
tummy BLAST (its close enough to Tuesday)
February 19, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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yaster.neocities.org
more saving. more doing. (4.25.2023)
the home depot lumber section. white woman with short, messy dark blue hair bending over as she removes her panties, exposing her ass and pussy and bush. her only other clothing is a white sports bra. she looks back over her shoulder at the viewer, saying, "what's with that look? we're both girls, I don't mind if you see me getting changed. it's not weird if you stare a little. maybe get a bit of a boner. maybe jerk off a little. maybe cum all over my ass."
February 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
canoncanidae.bsky.social
@civvie11.bsky.social did you know the cruelty squad devs just announced they're making an imsim? looks like there's also gonna be some shogo DNA in there
Psycho Patrol R Early Access Trailer
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February 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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bloozchicken.bsky.social
Standing
January 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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boringkate.com
I just found out that I'm on a bluesky list of misandrists. I feel so seen!!! Yippee!!! 🥰💖
January 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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boringkate.com
If there are boys in your life (guys you game with or brothers or boyfriends) then it's your duty to get them on hrt. Order it for them. Erotically feed it to them while telling them they're a good girl and that from now on they're just a hole for you to use. Then dress them up as a playboy bunny.
January 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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boringkate.com
Overcome by the brave and confident trans womanly urge to say "I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
January 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
canoncanidae.bsky.social
got dragged here bc my girlfriend uses it but im more active on Tumblr. here's my face (and the more tasteful shots of my tits)
January 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM