Alicia McShane
@cantfindmyshoe.bsky.social
These are my emotional support bangs
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The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.
February 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.
Pimp My Ride, but for when you want to get a tape deck installed in your newer car.
January 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Pimp My Ride, but for when you want to get a tape deck installed in your newer car.
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
Is it a millenium complaint to miss answering machines? With the tapes?
January 17, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Is it a millenium complaint to miss answering machines? With the tapes?
“Again, we’re not trying to be spooky, we’re just trying to be quiet”
Bedtime pep talks
Bedtime pep talks
January 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
“Again, we’re not trying to be spooky, we’re just trying to be quiet”
Bedtime pep talks
Bedtime pep talks
Taking down and putting up the Christmas tree must be done quickly so you forget how annoying it is.
January 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Taking down and putting up the Christmas tree must be done quickly so you forget how annoying it is.
Bing Crosby could get it.
December 26, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Bing Crosby could get it.
Important Christmas Eve tradition.
December 25, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Important Christmas Eve tradition.
I’m never saying no thanks to some well-made miniatures. It’s always a delight.
December 24, 2024 at 3:19 PM
I’m never saying no thanks to some well-made miniatures. It’s always a delight.
Cannot fall back asleep, so I’m just gonna do the obvious thing and start catching up on Hallmark Christmas movies.
December 23, 2024 at 9:22 AM
Cannot fall back asleep, so I’m just gonna do the obvious thing and start catching up on Hallmark Christmas movies.
Ads are like “we accidentally created the perfect gift!” And OK, whatever, but why are you allergic to admitting that you worked hard to create a product?
December 23, 2024 at 9:21 AM
Ads are like “we accidentally created the perfect gift!” And OK, whatever, but why are you allergic to admitting that you worked hard to create a product?
Our youngest (almost 3) ripped open like 12 presents for her/her siblings after her nap today, and, I mean, it was a fairly humorous situation, but man, i understand the hype for gift bags.
December 23, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Our youngest (almost 3) ripped open like 12 presents for her/her siblings after her nap today, and, I mean, it was a fairly humorous situation, but man, i understand the hype for gift bags.
The amount I don’t feel like making cookies is all of the amounts. Zero percent of me wants it.
December 23, 2024 at 2:26 AM
The amount I don’t feel like making cookies is all of the amounts. Zero percent of me wants it.
Hello, it’s me, a genius pajama detective. It turns out he doesn’t like tight clothing and he’s particular about fabric. We are attempting to re-board USS PJs.
My five year old despises pajamas and adores sweatpants, sweatshirts, t-shirts and soft cotton everything. So the question remains…what is actually going on?
December 13, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Hello, it’s me, a genius pajama detective. It turns out he doesn’t like tight clothing and he’s particular about fabric. We are attempting to re-board USS PJs.
Accidentally sent an unhinged response to a group text thinking it was the text chain with just me and my husband. Thank GOD for the edit button, just changed it to “lol” 😬😬😬😬😬😬
December 12, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Accidentally sent an unhinged response to a group text thinking it was the text chain with just me and my husband. Thank GOD for the edit button, just changed it to “lol” 😬😬😬😬😬😬
My unpopular opinion is that breakfast isn’t good. Eggs are nice, but give me lunch or dinner foods any day over breakfast foods. Brunch is one big disappointment. They say is breakfast and lunch, but the only lunch is maybe like alcohol? Bro, no.
December 12, 2024 at 12:09 PM
My unpopular opinion is that breakfast isn’t good. Eggs are nice, but give me lunch or dinner foods any day over breakfast foods. Brunch is one big disappointment. They say is breakfast and lunch, but the only lunch is maybe like alcohol? Bro, no.
No one works harder at getting kids ready to play in the snow than the oldest daughter who wants to prove that it’s super easy.
December 11, 2024 at 2:44 PM
No one works harder at getting kids ready to play in the snow than the oldest daughter who wants to prove that it’s super easy.
King Moonracer on the Island of Misfit Toys is unnecessarily terrifying.
December 10, 2024 at 1:33 AM
King Moonracer on the Island of Misfit Toys is unnecessarily terrifying.
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The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.
December 6, 2024 at 3:39 PM
The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.
The flush of embarrassment I just felt
December 7, 2024 at 1:20 PM
The flush of embarrassment I just felt
5 yr old: Mom, when you were a kid, did you ever lick snow?
Me: Yeah, all the time!
5: WHAT?!??
Me: Yeah, we just straight up ate it.
5: (delighted) WHAT?!??
Growing up in MN is different than his slightly more southern upbringing.
Me: Yeah, all the time!
5: WHAT?!??
Me: Yeah, we just straight up ate it.
5: (delighted) WHAT?!??
Growing up in MN is different than his slightly more southern upbringing.
December 6, 2024 at 11:07 PM
5 yr old: Mom, when you were a kid, did you ever lick snow?
Me: Yeah, all the time!
5: WHAT?!??
Me: Yeah, we just straight up ate it.
5: (delighted) WHAT?!??
Growing up in MN is different than his slightly more southern upbringing.
Me: Yeah, all the time!
5: WHAT?!??
Me: Yeah, we just straight up ate it.
5: (delighted) WHAT?!??
Growing up in MN is different than his slightly more southern upbringing.
Guys, I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. Hallmark is nailing it this year. They’re not all bangers, but the majority are really fun.
December 5, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Guys, I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. Hallmark is nailing it this year. They’re not all bangers, but the majority are really fun.
Hell yeah let’s goooooo
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December 5, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Hell yeah let’s goooooo
The new emoji keyboard post-update on iPhones is WILD. Specifically in that it includes stickers.
But also…my use of stickers is a little worrying if this first tab is to be believed.
But also…my use of stickers is a little worrying if this first tab is to be believed.
December 4, 2024 at 2:48 PM
The new emoji keyboard post-update on iPhones is WILD. Specifically in that it includes stickers.
But also…my use of stickers is a little worrying if this first tab is to be believed.
But also…my use of stickers is a little worrying if this first tab is to be believed.