@cantyoulive.bsky.social
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I remember when my contacts list was like "stinky bitch luv u" and now I make sure to update surname's and addresses. #Usedtobeyoung
April 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I remember when my contacts list was like "stinky bitch luv u" and now I make sure to update surname's and addresses. #Usedtobeyoung
If you're wondering why nothing is passing vibe checks recently, Mercury IS retrograde.
March 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If you're wondering why nothing is passing vibe checks recently, Mercury IS retrograde.
Why don't we make pancakes in cake pans?
March 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Why don't we make pancakes in cake pans?
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I know people who cheer for cutting social programs—not to save money, but because they believe some lives just aren’t worth saving. Social Darwinism with a eugenics twist isn’t rare. That warning bell rang before, but when cruelty gets the green light, it spreads fast.
March 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I know people who cheer for cutting social programs—not to save money, but because they believe some lives just aren’t worth saving. Social Darwinism with a eugenics twist isn’t rare. That warning bell rang before, but when cruelty gets the green light, it spreads fast.
Being a mother is the Pinnacle of the phrase "man plans , God laughs"
March 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Being a mother is the Pinnacle of the phrase "man plans , God laughs"
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This is what Twitter looks like right now
February 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This is what Twitter looks like right now
Why isn't the plural of Human "Humen"
February 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Why isn't the plural of Human "Humen"
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"What happened?"
"I’m stuck. It's so embarrassing."
“I guess things went... a-rye?”
“Please do shut up.”
"You should get out of the sun."
"Why?"
"Otherwise, you'll be toast."
"You're an asshole, Charlie."
“You’re right, you deserve butter.”
"I’m stuck. It's so embarrassing."
“I guess things went... a-rye?”
“Please do shut up.”
"You should get out of the sun."
"Why?"
"Otherwise, you'll be toast."
"You're an asshole, Charlie."
“You’re right, you deserve butter.”
January 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"What happened?"
"I’m stuck. It's so embarrassing."
“I guess things went... a-rye?”
“Please do shut up.”
"You should get out of the sun."
"Why?"
"Otherwise, you'll be toast."
"You're an asshole, Charlie."
“You’re right, you deserve butter.”
"I’m stuck. It's so embarrassing."
“I guess things went... a-rye?”
“Please do shut up.”
"You should get out of the sun."
"Why?"
"Otherwise, you'll be toast."
"You're an asshole, Charlie."
“You’re right, you deserve butter.”
The PI who worked the case of the first episode of forensic files was named Keith Mayo.
Keith Mars was a PI and Veronica Mars' Dad.
Coincidence?
Keith Mars was a PI and Veronica Mars' Dad.
Coincidence?
January 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The PI who worked the case of the first episode of forensic files was named Keith Mayo.
Keith Mars was a PI and Veronica Mars' Dad.
Coincidence?
Keith Mars was a PI and Veronica Mars' Dad.
Coincidence?
Ostriches are terrifying.
January 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Ostriches are terrifying.
Finished all my fun shopping so now the package I'm waiting on today contains a NettiPot, animal spot remover and Bissell carpet cleaner solution. 😒
December 21, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Finished all my fun shopping so now the package I'm waiting on today contains a NettiPot, animal spot remover and Bissell carpet cleaner solution. 😒
I used to think pink panther was SO cool. Now he just gives me anxiety never completing the simplest tasks.
December 16, 2024 at 2:52 PM
I used to think pink panther was SO cool. Now he just gives me anxiety never completing the simplest tasks.
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Campbell’s witty response to this homophobe makes me want to enjoy some of their delicious chicken noodle soup right now! 🍜 🏳️🌈
December 15, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Campbell’s witty response to this homophobe makes me want to enjoy some of their delicious chicken noodle soup right now! 🍜 🏳️🌈
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Learned from Good Charlotte that girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money. And the girls with the bodies like boys with Ferrari's... As opposed to the girls without bodies.
December 13, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Learned from Good Charlotte that girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money. And the girls with the bodies like boys with Ferrari's... As opposed to the girls without bodies.
I'm not sure how I want to use this so for now it'll be my super random thoughts no one cares enough about for me to tell them. 💚
December 13, 2024 at 12:32 AM
I'm not sure how I want to use this so for now it'll be my super random thoughts no one cares enough about for me to tell them. 💚
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Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.
December 8, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.
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fun fact. they actually did this back then
December 5, 2024 at 11:24 AM
fun fact. they actually did this back then
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Clearest image ever taken of Heart Nebula, located 7500 light years away from us
December 5, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Clearest image ever taken of Heart Nebula, located 7500 light years away from us
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...hawk tuah, more like fawk yuah...
December 5, 2024 at 5:34 PM
...hawk tuah, more like fawk yuah...
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