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We are a country whose Constitution, according to the Supreme Court, gives our own presidents immunity for crimes committed while in office, but we will prosecute presidents of other countries for alleged crimes and invade them to execute arrest warrants.
January 5, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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"You dumb fucking potato"

It's hard to keep up with the many excellent take downs of this Tony Dokoupil /MAGA pinky promise video. Here's another barn burner. This one by @glegum.bsky.social for @wonkettemedia.bsky.social:
January 2, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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Miller to PP:
"Cut the crap. Shut your yap."

vt.tiktok.com/ZS5BuSmYE/
January 2, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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If Network NEWSCASTS, and their Late Night Shows, are almost 100% Accurate about a Pathological Liar and Convicted Felon who Incited an Insurrection, tried to Steal a Fair Election and is Covering up Sex Crimes against Children, shouldn't his Disgraceful Presidency be terminated? I say, YES!
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
December 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Uh huh 🤔 Believe it when I see it
December 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Brett Ratner, the director of Melania’s documentary backed by Amazon MGM Studios, was accused by multiple women of sexual misconduct and resigned from producing the Oscars over a homophobic slur. He is seen here with Epstein associate and notorious sex trafficker Jean‑Luc Brunel
December 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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They can redact all they want, but we can still ‘read between the lines’…👇

He. Is. Guilty. As. Fuck. 😎✨
December 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Apparently, black is the new orange.
December 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Speaker Mike Johnson says his entire worldview comes from the Bible.

But he’s about to kick 2 million Texans off their healthcare right before Christmas.

If you aren’t loving your neighbor, then keep Jesus’ name out of your mouth.
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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I don’t know who made this, but it’s spot on!!
December 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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NEVER FORGET…👇

Mike Johnson canceled the last session of Congress for the year—conveniently before the Epstein Files drop. Congress worked ~87 days this year. Full pay and benefits. They just stripped millions of affordable healthcare while keeping theirs.
December 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Everything he does or says is embarrassing. Every blessed thing. If his mouth is moving it’s spewing lies, imaginary numbers, delusional slights or all of them in one bizarre rambling word salad. He is a total waste of pace.
This is so fucking embarrassing.
everybody is 12
December 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Instead it was a spam speech 🙄
December 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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There's zero percent chance that the Epstein files released through the DOJ incriminate Trump.

They will all have been scrubbed, and probably falsehoods introduced.
December 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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BREAKING: The House of Representatives just passed a bill that would subject immigrant children to invasive bodily searches and keep them in detention instead of releasing them to their families.

The Senate must vote no on this horrific bill.
December 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Are there any more drug lords I can pardon? How about Charles Manson, or Jeffery Dahmer?
December 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Dr Russell D. Moore is a theologian, pastor, and the editor in chief of Christianity Today.
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Trump just signed a piece of paper saying "Fentanyl is a weapon of mass destruction" as he pardoned Ross Ulbricht, the largest dark web fentanyl dealer in history.
December 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM