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Captain bb
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Merry QWUISSMAS!!! :3
December 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Just stood in my kitchenette and ate 7 pieces of buttered bread in a row, NEVER kill yourself!!!
December 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
If it has snow in it, it's a Christmas movie
December 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.

They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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I have no cock and I must cum
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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mom found the yaoi
December 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
put sidewalks and bike lanes in indy!!
December 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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i will never let the US department of state manufacture my consent to go to war with latin america because i KNOW who has been there for me as the only torrent seed in my times of great need and that i will never forget that.
December 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I want spit on her ✨hole✨ and it dings like a spittoon
November 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I just wanna do hood rat shit daaaawwg 😩😩
November 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Hell yeah brother
I just wanna tongue fuck some pussy man 💔
November 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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this is our Tiananmen Square Tank Man
wizard frog is insane
October 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.

If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!

Donate at blinkingguy.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Who?
September 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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This edible beating the DOGSHIT outta me.
September 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
be the change you wish to see. its nerf or nothing out in these streets
September 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
i miss when naruto was releasing just before the 2008 recession
August 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
If you don't jizz like this we are not on the same level
July 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Got a 96 on my final
July 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I stare at my wife like this a lot
July 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
July 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
July 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
vets got their va taken away. do it c'mon
July 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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July 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM