My favorite line of the happy birthday song is the one where they say my name. It hits so hard every time.

Just noticing Alan Iverson has been in the news a lot lately

I say, we let the sea urchins keep their assholes and eat something else instead

Waldo was actually a big second amendment guy. People forget that.

Imagining a January 6th themed where’s Waldo puzzle

The squirt is piss camp totally overlooking the fact that piss is actually squirt

how is this not clickhole

Smelling is the dumbest sense. What I’m just gonna suck these air molecules up my nose and it’s either stinky or nice? Fucking stupid. Waste of a sense

Comedians in interviews: I bleieve, that I am a kind of sacred jester whose task is to push the boundarise of society

Comedians on stage: Girls pee out the butt

I'd have to think that, for dogs, at least part of the appeal of dragging your ass on the ground after you take a shit is that it feels like the shit is getting on the ground, plus the shit is coming off of your ass. Win/win for dogs, & I gotta imagine the ground ain't too mad either. Hey, free shit

Thinking about Chewbacca’s little pink dog asshole

Running a 2 for 1 deal on home brewed piss with my sweet sugar plum

Generating a years worth of piss in a single night with my special guy